My favorite was I walked by a Civic and I saw this huge 3rd party tachometer with a big ol' shift light on it. I looked inside and saw it was an... automatic? Why would you need a 3rd party tachometer w/ a huge shift light for an automatic?!

 

It boosts the stationary speed.

 

Instead of a Sticker that would add 5hp.. the Tach with the HUGe shift light added 20Hp you fool.. psh.. is basic rice tech man..!

 

Wingo

Now that is gangsta right thurr lol...sry couldnt find a better pic hehe

 

[QUOTE=Clavius Curious if he'd suspect me if I left a box of RiceORoni on the hood of his car [/QUOTE]

Why not just leave a small note on his windshield and refer him to this site, and this thread AND this particula post...LOL. Then EVERYONE can rib him, haha.

But on a side note, I know he's probably pretty annoying, BUT, his car isnt that bad. I know, I know, its Geo with rims, BUT, it doesnt have a rear wing spoiler, an abundance of decals, and appears to be well maintained.

So I cant be TOO hard on him, but definately a test of acceleration somewhere on a desolate road could shut him up a bit.

 

Give him time he just might get the wing.. hell I'm sure he has thought of it. I dunno again I just can't respect that kinda waste in money. One thing to invest in a sound system into a shitty car hell I did that I paid $250 for my first car and put in about $500 into speakers and a head unit but thats entirely different from putting rims and um a aftermarket exhaust tip on it lol.. damnit now I miss my first car's system it puts the 8's to shame
(if anyone is curious... 2 front Boston Acustic 3 inch speakers, 2 Rear Kenwood speakers, and a box with 2 10" Rockford Fosgates in a 85' Dodge Aries Station wagon hahaha.. box was donated btw from a friend who got a Cadilac Escalade. I forget the RMS specs for the speakers sadly but they where the best between way to expensive and way to cheap.)

 

On my way to work this morning I was trying to get a pic of a Focus with a supra style spoiler that stuck up higher than the car, stickers all over it, dark tinted windows, and spinner hubcaps (I could't believe it either). I tried to get next to him to take a pic with my cell, but he thought I was trying to race him. I decided looking stupid racing a riced out Focus would not be worth the pic. Hindsite, wish I had gotten the pic.

 

Maybe he bought the rims cheap at Pep Boys or something. It does look a lot better than hubcaps. Especialy spinner hubcaps.

 

The only kind of Fucus a man is allowed to own if any is the SVT thats it 'nuff said. Sad thing is you know that kid is gloating to his friends "Oh man I beat this Mini-Viper today I didnt know Dodge made those..!"

 

lol

 

any new pics? for a while there I was getting Rice cars like crazy (as you can tell) but for some reason they all must have broken down, because I just have not been seeing them lately. I kinda miss seeing them and trying to get good pictures.

 

Rice season must be out. I have not seen nearly as many funny rice cars as I was there for a while.
did find this one today though.

This was taken on the 30 in San Bernardino/highland/Redlands (what ever part of the freeway that is.

 

must be high season for idiots with eclipses spotted this one with a vtec sticker on the back yesterday(apologies for bad image quality)

 

I saw a green cavilier today with yellow tinted windows, a 3 foot spoiler with superstreet stickers on it, and next to the bowtie on the trunk he put "elegante by TYC". oh yeah, fart can as well. I thought to myself, you should swerve at this guy so he flips his car and wrecks it.

-Steakboy

 

VTEC on an Eclipse.... nice!

Steak boy, you dhoulda taken a pic.

 

Vtec..it's possible...maybe an engine swap

 

Couldn't, didn't have a camera and i dont know how to get pics from my phone to the PC...

-Steakboy

 

worst i have seen up here in DFW - was some old honda hatch that was a single exhaust setup to look like a dual. - i.e this person cut a hole in their body kit stuck a pipe in there. How could I tell? one pipe had actual exhast coming out the other was shiny and clean *** could be.

Runner up was a mercury cougar with two HUGE universal fart can exhausts coming out the back in an angled up fashion. looked like *** turning a single muffler car into a dual muffler... pffft

 

I have seen that exhaust before. single exhaust, and one clean non working exhaust tip. ... funny!

 

my favorite are the full size chevy's with dual exhaust...with each exhaust split to house four tips each...a total of 8 exhaust tips.

 

oh yeah.... those are awsome! I saw that on a van once.

 

Maybe we can install miniguns in our 8's so when we see rice, we hit a button and they slide out and we can take care of them the proper way...

-Steakboy

 

this one is not to bad, just thought I would take a picture for you guys. why oh why put a wal-mart wing, and a pep boys muffler on this car? at least cut the springs and take off the hub caps. he he he


Target parking lot, San Bernardino Ca

 

if that was a Spec-v, they are fast...no joke.

 

it wasn't, and still does not matter. a wal mart wing does not belong on a spec v OR the regular sentra.... at least these people give me something to take pictures of.
like that Yellow RX-8 witht he blue graphics.