Humour on wheels
 

you cant believe some of the things you face on the road nowadays. well this was one that really took me by surprise.

i was heading down to chinatown food market to grab a bite, the one thats on the 2nd floor and old old one. i decided to park at the multi storey car park just on top of it. as i was heading up there was a corolla just in front and as she was starting to enter her front right tyre just went over the curb or some would call it a small divider. she got out, moving frantically from front to back hoping that something would happen. instead waiting for a massive pile up of cars i went over to see if i could help and she asked me to help by LIFTING up her car and pushing it back.
WHAT? i told her to get back in the car, put it on reverse, acellerateand thats it. instead of putting a bit more force on the pedal she asked me AGAIN to lift the car. what do i look like? mighty morphin power rangers.
by somewhat miracle, the auntie made it and i got my meal but i hope i wont be meeting such funny characters anytime soon.

wah.... u must looks damn muscular man....

maybe she thinks that u are some kind of mutant from the car u drive?

dude if she was young and drop dead chieo.....
you woudn't mind folding up your sleeves and humouring her right?

Yeah, but he was talking about lifting her car, not her skirt :p

HAHAHHA!!! thats a good one. i dont think i will have any ideas since she is in her late fourties.

Hi

the strength is inversely proportional to the age. above forties no strength liao cos u are going for lunch. 20 to 25 and pretty got strength, maybe she buy u lunch. Maybe can also get hp leh... in case young girl need u to lift ..... next time.

you could have just pretend to lift and ask her reverse....then claim credits. Anyway, her car is FWD. If you lift, then laggi no effect. You should sit on it to give it more grip....

Forgot to add, you should have humoured her. She might have cute daughter. Then half the battle won liao....

at 1.7 and weighing 58 kg, i dont think so. besides, all those hobo cuisine is making me real fat and lazy that even my knees cant take the pressure.

1.7 and 58 is not that bad what

later scarly daughter only 12 years old, like that really hentai liao if not sure kena rottan.

if it was a really chio babe, i think you guys dont mind breakin backs right. yeah you guys are absolutely right that there may be a possiblility she has a daughter but on the other hand she may be single. wouldnt hurt to ask cause if she is, then i can go next floor park and leave her in the ditch.
haha. No lah i dont think i will be that mean.

No daughters maybe got nieces. No harm getting into auntie's good book

hahaha....maybe daughter's classmates, cha bor school....ho sei liao :D

hahaa...dun target school girls lah....cradle snatcher....

Awww... how did you guys find out my fetish. hahaha...

hmmm....wondering whether to help a middle aged woman lift her car off a curb is directly correlated to doing schoolgirls? haha...I must have missed something :D