Damn damn damn pissed
 

Today as I was reversing in a parking lot at a shopping centre, got an asshole bloody idiot just drive in and took my lot. I stopped and horn and he have the cheek to come out, lock the car and told me sorry i din notice you were taking this lot. He farking run away before i could ask him reverse out. knnbccb....wtf man! He is driving a mg sunbeam....vintage car i think. No manners, no mother teach mutherf*****.....argh

just venting.

dude... just let the air out of the tires.... and park in the next building.. simple... just venting...

Haha.... very much pun intended.... :rock:

That is childish. What you wanna do is fuck with his mind.
Write a note like this :

Dear Driver,
I am the person you stole the parking space from. Seeing that errent drivers like you should be punished. I saw fit to remove 3 bolts from under your car as deterrent for you to continue your un-civil behaviour.

Take Care And Have A Good Day, Concerned Motorist.

ps; Good luck finding where i took the bolts out from :D
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Haha... It would be better if you had some spare bolts in your car and to stick that with your note on the windscreen :)

SomeGuy: That is a fantastic idea! The anatomy of a devious mind. Damn! I wish I could have come out with that. I am going to run out to my hardware shop this morning an keep a few spares in the car.

cool idea....never thought of that. hehehe

Yeah and if he remembers your license plate, he can report you if he takes it too seriously and your prints is on the bolt and your note would be considered a bad prank. That aside your idea is really effective.

Cool it bro, I shared the same woes as well. Haiz, some pple are just like that, if they wanna shame their own upbringing :o: , we dont have to bring ourselves down to the same level as they are.

Wah lao bro, dont add oil to fire leh, scarly some bros too pissed and really go implement that. Removal of nuts, not very nice lar. :eek: It may not just hurt that monkey but may also endanger other innocent people. Nowadays, some carparks got camera liow, you wont wanna be caught on candid camera. :Eyecrazy:

Not literally. Like SomeGuy said, fuck with his mind.

yours said 'sorry i din notice you were taking this lot'.....

the one i kena....i also totally LL...about to reverse park. She just zipped into the lot....walked out of her car TOWARDS my car and said 'too slow...too bad' and walked off like nothing has happened.

*I was not slow in parking by the way...just doing the normal move forward....put reverse gear...and GONE*

take it easy dude..see open a bit

simple: to hell with graciousness, and do some 'shopping' on his car. can auction those items that you shopped earlier on eBay or Yahoo Auctions.

mite as well earn some from the person that did injustice to you.

=)

Fwah, win already lor..

Can do what lohsk said...I don't think letting the air out of all 4 tyres is criminal right? After all, no damage done, and it is not irreversible. Only thing is will look quite stupid while doing it. :mdrmed:

I WILL definately let the air out if such a basta*d plays punk with me.

Or i will catch a dog to pee on his vintage car.

Lowrider - Devious ? Nah...just plain evil. The bolts much look used not new, so go find used dirty bolts. they would be more "reaL"Remember to keep a jacket with you in the car too. Put the jacket on with you are doing this to the car. One to avoid being reconised , two you can pretend to be a spy :P

Wheels - did you read my posting properly? i said write that not actually do it. That is the magic of it.

ngkenny - You should have keyed that bitchs car. Write on it ...WHY ? TOO BITCHY TOO FUCKEDUP. And key it deep enough to see the bare metal under the paint. That way she has to respray. Do this on the Hood and doors ,cause it is more flat and you can write faster ..haha..

Emperor - forget all four tires just deflate two is more then enough to left him stranded. It is quicker that way too :)

wah....i think you should use my avatar man.....haha

Agreed! 2 tires is more effective.

Wah! do not encourage vandalisim leh. Letting air out of tires is good enough.

ISO doing a tit 4 tat; how about heads in when parking in heavy traffic situation? But alas, some of the kerb are so deceptively low looking when its really high, you end up grinding the bottom of the sill. Can't win eh?

on second thought i should have bought a coke and pour it in his car since he din bother to pull up the roof. oh well, thanks for all the ideas....now i am better prepared.

waa.....kenny yours lagi best...if i kena tat bitch i think i will totally lose it man.

i thought of investing a pizza cutter..those type where u haf some teeth on a round blade & u roll over..

I suddenly thought it may be good to have bird seeds or doggy treats in the car. Useful when under a tree of in a place with lots of stray dogs and cats.

i have this interesting story of how i came to fall in love with the 8,
it was an encounter with a road bully.

i was at a small road filtering into the main road, everyone was queueing up
behind me. then there was this black 8 that went into the opposite lane,
cut the queue to turn out.

when the 8 turn out, i turned out too and the 8 cut into my lane and since i didn't give way, there was a collision and i put on my hazard light and wanted to drive to a safe place. the 8 speed up and cut into my lane at a 90 degrees angle.

to my surprise it was a lady driver, a tom boy!
as i was "forced" to inspect the damage, i was impressed with the curves
and how the shine reflects against the curves of a black car.
All this happened in the middle of a 4 lane main road.

sad to say, such uncouth behaviour not only came from a lady,
she was a lawyer as well.

3 months later, i bought myself a black 8 and love the shine on my car........

Lawyer, black eight, fierce driving. For a moment it reminded me of someone. Till you said lady.

Wah! and how did you know she is a lawyer by just looking?

action mah, she gave me her card, i still have it.

if i have my way, i would lurv to have “zippo lighter fluid” and give new meaning to “flaming words”