(True story) Its already started ........
 

... at my kids school, where my lad is talking to another from a different class, in aftercare club. (Remembering Robot Wars and Beyblades are the "in" thing at the moment);

"My daddys getting a Mazda RX8 and its a sports car" (obviously my lad)

"Well my daddies got a CLK ....." (another 6 year old lad)

" ...... and its a Mercedes"

"Well my daddies car is Titanium Grey, and Titanium is used by all the powerful robots on Robot wars!"

"Well my daddies car is a posh car, daddy told me"

"I've seen lots of Mercedes like your daddies car, everyones got one"

"Well my daddies car has got nice leather seats and he lets me sit at the front" (Mercedes boy)

"So has my daddies, and me and my brother will take it turn to sit at the front because you can only open the back doors after you open the front ones"

"What back doors, I thought you said it was a sports car?"

"It is, but its a super clever car. My daddy even gives me pocket money for not stepping on his (Focus) sill"

"Well my daddies car cost lots of money" (Mercedes boy)

"And my daddies did too, but its still better than your daddies car"

"No its not"

"Yes its is, because my daddy says its got a spinning engine, and that means it will put a spin attack on your daddies car, and knock it out of the arena"

Lots of sobbing and throwing of art equipment from Mercedes boy.

Carer comes over. "Whats going on"

"Miss, he started it" (Mercedes boy)

"Miss, he's a bad loser" (my lad)


Subsequently all Beyblades have been banned at school.


AnilS.

That is really funny.