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Old 09-27-2004, 06:31 AM   #1
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Humour on wheels

you cant believe some of the things you face on the road nowadays. well this was one that really took me by surprise.

i was heading down to chinatown food market to grab a bite, the one thats on the 2nd floor and old old one. i decided to park at the multi storey car park just on top of it. as i was heading up there was a corolla just in front and as she was starting to enter her front right tyre just went over the curb or some would call it a small divider. she got out, moving frantically from front to back hoping that something would happen. instead waiting for a massive pile up of cars i went over to see if i could help and she asked me to help by LIFTING up her car and pushing it back.
WHAT? i told her to get back in the car, put it on reverse, acellerateand thats it. instead of putting a bit more force on the pedal she asked me AGAIN to lift the car. what do i look like? mighty morphin power rangers.
by somewhat miracle, the auntie made it and i got my meal but i hope i wont be meeting such funny characters anytime soon.
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Old 09-27-2004, 06:59 AM   #2
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wah.... u must looks damn muscular man....
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Old 09-27-2004, 07:18 AM   #3
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maybe she thinks that u are some kind of mutant from the car u drive?
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Old 09-27-2004, 09:36 AM   #4
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dude if she was young and drop dead chieo.....
you woudn't mind folding up your sleeves and humouring her right?
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Old 09-27-2004, 09:40 AM   #5
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Yeah, but he was talking about lifting her car, not her skirt :p
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Old 09-27-2004, 09:55 AM   #6
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HAHAHHA!!! thats a good one. i dont think i will have any ideas since she is in her late fourties.
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Old 09-27-2004, 11:10 AM   #7
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the strength is inversely proportional to the age. above forties no strength liao cos u are going for lunch. 20 to 25 and pretty got strength, maybe she buy u lunch. Maybe can also get hp leh... in case young girl need u to lift ..... next time.
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Old 09-27-2004, 12:12 PM   #8
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you could have just pretend to lift and ask her reverse....then claim credits. Anyway, her car is FWD. If you lift, then laggi no effect. You should sit on it to give it more grip....
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Old 09-27-2004, 12:13 PM   #9
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Forgot to add, you should have humoured her. She might have cute daughter. Then half the battle won liao....
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Old 09-27-2004, 12:17 PM   #10
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at 1.7 and weighing 58 kg, i dont think so. besides, all those hobo cuisine is making me real fat and lazy that even my knees cant take the pressure.
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Old 09-27-2004, 12:25 PM   #11
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1.7 and 58 is not that bad what
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Old 09-27-2004, 12:58 PM   #12
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later scarly daughter only 12 years old, like that really hentai liao if not sure kena rottan.

if it was a really chio babe, i think you guys dont mind breakin backs right. yeah you guys are absolutely right that there may be a possiblility she has a daughter but on the other hand she may be single. wouldnt hurt to ask cause if she is, then i can go next floor park and leave her in the ditch.
haha. No lah i dont think i will be that mean.
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Old 09-28-2004, 01:10 AM   #13
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No daughters maybe got nieces. No harm getting into auntie's good book
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Old 09-28-2004, 04:54 AM   #14
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hahaha....maybe daughter's classmates, cha bor school....ho sei liao :D
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Old 09-28-2004, 07:58 AM   #15
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hahaa...dun target school girls lah....cradle snatcher....
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Old 09-28-2004, 09:23 AM   #16
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Awww... how did you guys find out my fetish. hahaha...
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Old 09-28-2004, 09:33 AM   #17
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hmmm....wondering whether to help a middle aged woman lift her car off a curb is directly correlated to doing schoolgirls? haha...I must have missed something :D
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