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Old 06-30-2004, 04:16 PM   #1
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Why did the Chicken Cross the Road?

Why did the chicken cross the road?

GEORGE W. BUSH
We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is either with us or it is against us. There is no middle ground here.

AL GORE
I invented the chicken. I invented the road. Therefore, the chicken
crossing the road represented the application of these two different functions of government in a new, reinvented way designed to bring greater services to the American people.

COLIN POWELL
Now at the left of the screen, you clearly see the satellite image of
the chicken crossing the road.


HANS BLIX
We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet been allowed access to the other side of the road.


MOHAMMED ALDOURI (Iraq's ambassador)
The chicken did not cross the road. This is a complete fabrication. We don't even have a chicken.


SADDAM HUSSEIN
This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it


RALPH NADER
The chicken's habitat on the original side of the road had been
polluted by unchecked industrialist greed. The chicken did not reach the unspoiled habitat on the other side of the road because it was crushed by the wheels of a gas-guzzling SUV.


PAT BUCHANAN
To steal a job from a decent, hard-working American.


MARTHA STEWART
No one called to warn me which way that chicken was going. I had a standing order at the farmer's market to sell my eggs when the price dropped to a certain level. No little bird gave me any insider information.


JERRY FALWELL
Because the chicken was gay! Isn't it obvious? Can't you people see the plain truth in front of your face? The chicken was going to the other side. That's what they call it -- the other side. Yes, my friends, that chicken is gay. And, if you eat that chicken, you will become gay too. I say we boycott all chickens until we sort out this abomination that the liberal media whitewashes with seemingly harmless phrases like the other side.


DR. SEUSS
Did the chicken cross the road?
Did he cross it with a toad?
Yes, The chicken crossed the road,
But why it crossed, I've not been told!


ERNEST HEMINGWAY
To die. In the rain. Alone.


MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR.
I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads
without having their motives called into question.


GRANDPA
In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us that the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough for us.



RONALD REAGAN
What chicken?


CAPTAIN KIRK
To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.


FOX MULDER
You saw it cross the road with your own eyes! How many more chickens have to cross before you believe it?


ALBERT EINSTEIN
Did the chicken really cross the road or did the road move beneath the chicken?


BILL CLINTON
I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What do you mean by
chicken? Could you define chicken, please?


COLONEL SANDERS
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Old 06-30-2004, 04:40 PM   #2
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Re: Why did the Chicken Cross the Road?

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Why did the chicken cross the road?
cuz guy was on his side w/o pants on...
j/p guy. you crazysonofabitch ^_^
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Old 06-30-2004, 04:54 PM   #3
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this is a real good one
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Your welcome! The Lounge needs light humor every now and then.
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Old 06-30-2004, 06:19 PM   #5
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Why did the chicken cross the road?

....to prove he's not a chicken
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