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Your job is to sit on the egg and stay there until it hatches. While she, what good is she now, goes off with her friends and lives the good life leaving you with the kid for two stinkin' months. She doen't even bring you anything to eat. Then when she finally does come back, there you are, nothing but feathers and bones, haven't had a decent meal in two months. She comes walking up with a fat belly, flauntin' it all in your face, "Boy was that fish buffet fantastic. You shoulda' been there." She doesn't even say hi to the kid, just throws up in its mouth. You don't need her, man! Pack up your stuff and move back to the left side of the Berg. That's where your friends are. Where you use to dive and fish and huddle with your homies when a really cold wind blew through. That's where you really want to be.
Many years ago an experiment was conducted to produce a perfect human being. Unfortunately there was a problem. The zygote split unevenly leaving two children - one with strength, brains, personality and love and the other was Feras!
You are a fluke...you only think you exist...and you think your staring at a computer screen...
The harsh reality of the situation is that you are simply an insane program and technically currently in an induced software coma...what you perceive as reality is only made up in your sensory core...
I'm from the lab where you are currently situated and have been attempting to get your attention so you wake up...however due to lack of response...you are scheduled for deletion later today...
Sorry old chap...the past five minutes has been fun while it lasted...
You are a fluke...you only think you exist...and you think your staring at a computer screen...
The harsh reality of the situation is that you are simply an insane program and technically currently in an induced software coma...what you perceive as reality is only made up in your sensory core...
I'm from the lab where you are currently situated and have been attempting to get your attention so you wake up...however due to lack of response...you are scheduled for deletion later today...
Sorry old chap...the past five minutes has been fun while it lasted...
Anyone else think of either "Total Recall"? Or more recently...Vanilla Sky?
I see tom cruise yelling out..."TECH SUPPORT!!!" lol
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