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Old 08-21-2004, 04:02 PM   #1
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Talking What am I ( very funny joke)

What am I?
I am a common object enjoyed by both sexes, normally about 8 inches long, with little hairs on one end, and a hole on the other.
For most of the day I am laying down, but I am ready for instant action.
When in use, I move back and forth and in 'n' out a warm, moist hole.
When the work is finally done, a white, slushy, sticky mush is left behind, and I return to my original position.
Cleaning is usually done after I am. What am I?

Why, I am your very own...Toothbrush! What were you thinking, you pervert?
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Old 08-21-2004, 04:07 PM   #2
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Old 08-21-2004, 04:31 PM   #3
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time for my girlfriend to 'brush' her teeth
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Old 08-21-2004, 04:45 PM   #4
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Help my toothbrush has no hole....
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Yeah man my toothbrush has a spike on one end. No hole.
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