FONZIE

When you're in a public bathroom and peeing in a urinal: Do you look Up, Forward, or Down??

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abbid

depends on the situation, if its divided i look down, if it undivided i look straight. never tried looking up...

BTW happy birthday, i dont remember seeing a thread about it

Luftwaffle

I thought the rule was to look directly at the wall in front of you and never let your eyes wander.

MyRxBad

Look at your "OWN" or at the wall.

SlashMatrix

Thats what i do. I would feel totally gay if i was looking down and there was someone next to me. And looking up, i think that just makes you look stupid. Maybe just for kicks someone should just stare right at the person. Look them in the eyes the whole time and see what they do. I'm not going to be the one to do it. But i'll bet it would be pretty funny :D Nice post by the way

Razpewton

I close my eyes and mumble, "Oh GAWD! It burns....it burnssssssssss"

PaulieWalnuts

Straight forward. The pisser is no place to be checking out the scenery.

Nubo

Keep your eyes on the target!!

flatso

I stare at the guy next to me and softly blow kisses

Slims8

It depends on how drunk I am:

If I'm sober, I usually look forward.
If I'm feeling pretty good I look down occasionally making sure everything is ok.
If I'm wasted, My head is against the wall and I'm so blurred that I start to find the door so when I am done I can stumble that direction.

93rdcurrent

I use my perifial vision to make sure that any potential assaults don't take me unaware's. I also don't unbelt my pants (mainly because my gun is too heavy to hold up without being obvious) and just unzip and pull it out through the hole.

PaulieWalnuts

Do you offer to hold hands? :D

kilted

I look down, just to make sure my kilt is out of the way. But a lot of other guys seem to look towards me, they probably can't help but look because of the kilt, but then they catch a glimpse of some of my piercings and tattoos and tend to urinate on themselves as they run from the restroom.

Gambit

down...gotta make sure it's not goin all over the place...or splashing back too far...now other people are far more interesting such as the guys who

1. hump the urinal
2. spread their legs so far apart their feet almost touch yours
3. don't hold it
4. don't hold it and put their hands behind their head <--wtf
5. make noises
6. think people can't hear their extremely loud farts <--had a professor in college that would let em rip in the bathroom

Tayninh

LOL this is all pretty funny. It would make good laughter on the Jay Lenno show. LOL

Slims8

Paulie, that is the funniest damn picture I have ever seen!

Slims8

Oh, and by the way... I hate it when a complete stranger wants to stand next to you while taking a leak and hold a conversation. I don't want to talk, I'm wasting valuable drinking time!

Photic

I usually mess up my hair, cross one eye, drool stare at the guy next to me and miss on purpose. Then I go to wash my hands, after that I pull my pants up from around my ankles.

rotten42

I'm laughing so hard I can barely type!

93rdcurrent

Right now... I have to pee.

G-ReX

A down look to make sure the aim is OK, then check up to see if anyone's written anything good on the wall.

rocketrider2

Depends, If a divider usually down, no divider sometimes I look at the wall, and sometimes I will check out the competition.

jtimbck2

Ah, urinal etiquette:

The Urinal Etiquette Test

The International Center for Bathroom Etiquette

czr

You should only check out the competition if they are the opposite sex.

Th urinal is the one situation where I hate having peripheral vision.

MadRonin

LOL!!! :D