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a nuetron walks into a bar and orders a drink. He asks how much he owes him. The bartenders responds, "for you, no charge".
two protons walk into a black hole
a wave walks into a bar and sits down, the bartender says, "why the long phase?"
two atoms are walking down the street, one says to the other, "I think I lost an electron". The second atom responds, "are you sure"? he says "I'm positive".
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So Heisenberg gets pulled over. Cop walks up to his car and asks him "Do you know how fast you were going?" Heisenberg says "no clue, but I know exactly where I am!"
__________________ credo quia absurdum
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Einstien was driving around with theory. A cop pulls him over and asks, "Who's he?" To which Einstien replies, "Relative."
OMG!! I DID IT!! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
lessee.....this could get good....
A pyscistsists was walking around with a vacuum tube. Another walks up as says, "There's nothing in your tube!!" The 1st pyscistsists says, "No matter."
ahhhhhhhhh......HA HA HA HA HA HA....HOO HOO HOO HOO....
OKIE....I'm on a roll...
um...
This guy was flying through space and got too close to a blackhole.....
The Bose-Einstein Story (Condensed)
by Jonathan P. Dowling
A couple of young guys in Boulder,
Cooled their gas cloud down colder and colder.
Then with much exhortation,
They hit Bose Condensation,
And beat out their rivals (much older).
The Bose-Einstein Story (Condensed)
by Jonathan P. Dowling
A couple of young guys in Boulder,
Cooled their gas cloud down colder and colder.
Then with much exhortation,
They hit Bose Condensation,
And beat out their rivals (much older).
how about another limerick:
There was a young lady from Bright.
Who could travel much faster than light.
She set off one day,
In a relative way,
And came back the previous night.
There once was a fellow named Fisk,
Whose fencing was exceedingly brisk.
So fast was his action
The Fitzgerald Contraction
Reduced his rapier to a disk!
There once was a fellow named Dave
who kept a dead wh...
An astronomer is on an expedition to Darkest Africa to observe a total eclipse of the sun which will only be observable there, when he's captured by cannibals.
The eclipse is due the next day around noon. To gain his freedom he plans to pose as a god and threaten to extinguish the sun if he's not released, but the timing has to be just right. So, in the few words of the cannibals' primitive tongue that he knows, he asks his guard what time they plan to kill him.
The guard answers, "Tradition has it that captives are to be killed when the sun reaches the highest point in the sky on the day after their capture so that they may be cooked and ready to be served for the evening meal".
"Great", the astronomer replies.
The guard continues, "But because everyone's so excited about it, in your case we're going to wait until after the eclipse."
Two ATOMS are walking down the street, one says to the other, "I think I lost an electron". The second ATOM responds, "are you sure"?, the first ATOM responds "I'm positive".
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