Innuendos..

Photic · 12-14-2005, 04:05 PM

I was listening to a BHG song about Innuendos (Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo). Some of them are pretty funny.
If we keep them as they are intended as Innuendos it should be pretty Funny.

Like these ones.

Vulcanize the whoopee stick in the Ham wallet.
Cattle prod the oyster ditch with the lap rocket.
Marinate the leather rod in the squish mitten.
Cannon ball the middle cove with the pork steeple.

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RX-GR8 · 12-14-2005, 04:14 PM

Smother the clam with a little hot beef injection.

Steakboy42 · 12-14-2005, 07:31 PM

Reminds me of a Mad TV skit that made fun of 50's tv

I could eat your pie all day mom!

-I went to the dentist today
-how did it go?
-He stuck his drill in my mouth

I wish I could find a clip of that skit

-Steakboy

Silver04RX8 · 12-14-2005, 09:03 PM

--"I work hard because millions on welfare depend on me!"

--"Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them."

--"I used to have a handle on life, but it broke."

--"FAILURE IS NOT AN OPTION. It comes bundled with the software."

--"MY WILD OATS HAVE TURNED TO SHREDDED WHEAT"

RX-GR8 · 12-14-2005, 09:11 PM

Racer X-8 · 12-14-2005, 09:20 PM

Umm, lets see ...

Squeeze my lemon until the juice runs down my leg...
And if you squeeze my lemon, I'm gonna fall right outta bed.

RX-GR8 · 12-14-2005, 09:25 PM

^ the lemon song.

Racer X-8 · 12-14-2005, 09:33 PM

yep

Blue87Sport · 12-15-2005, 12:59 AM

^^ Cadillac should use that song in their commercials instead of "Rock and Roll".

Steakboy42 · 12-15-2005, 06:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RX-GR8

Holy innuendos Batman!!!

-Steakboy

guy321 · 12-15-2005, 07:19 AM

Park the beef bus in tuna town.

Racer X-8 · 12-15-2005, 09:11 AM

From Columbia, SC - home of University of South Carolina GAMECOCKS!

You can't lick our Cocks
You can't beat our Cocks
The Cocks is home of the master debater
To local rival - Clemson Tigers: "Our big Cocks can beat on your little ***** any day!"
Go Cocks!

gonnahanvan8 · 12-15-2005, 02:03 PM

Slip my pork steak into the ham wallet

gonnahanvan8 · 12-16-2005, 07:38 AM

Meet 'Big Jim n the Twins"

No More Oldsmobiles · 12-16-2005, 11:16 PM

I thought an innuendo was an Italian suppository.

Kid_Icarus · 12-17-2005, 11:46 PM

Innuendos 50's school clip

Is this like the mad tv one?

Dad works as a fudge packer at the factory and always makes sure to give his guys extra attention when on the line.

Photic · 01-10-2006, 03:21 PM

Beat around the bush.

Flog the Dolphin.
Saving the world.
Wax the Walrus.
Watching the Teletuggies.
Sneeze just above the knees.
Icing the cake.
Pocket Pool.
Tasmanian tug-o-war.
Waist-Shake.
Free Moustache Rides.
Throw a hotdog down a hallway.
Toothpick in a Volcano.
Stirring a swimming pool with your fist.
Buffing the badger.
Petting the Porcupine.
Exfoliate the Echidna.
Dust the Dodo.
Mixing the Man Jam.
Whipping up some Baby Batter.
Skin Flautist.
Go down like a DC-10.
Horizontal Mambo.
Dunk the Donkey.
Laying some Pipe.
Strangle the Snake.
Yank the doodle. It's a dandy.
Bottle feed the Wife.
Making Mayo.

Y&Y · 01-10-2006, 03:44 PM

Here's the top 10 list of innuendos adapted from star wars.

# 10. "Of course I love her, she's my sister." --Luke Skywalker
# 9. "They're cumming after us!" --Princess Leia
# 8. "Chewie!" --Han Solo
# 7. "Help you I can, yeeess." --Yoda (doesn't sound too sexual, but Yoda has thoise bedroom eyes...)
# 6. "Beep beep. Booooop." --R2D2, after pulling his phallic access device out of the Death Star computer.
# 5. "A sister? Obi-Wan was wise to hide her from me." --Darth Vader
# 4. "Luke, pull out, pull out! Now *** on her butt." --Gold Leader
# 3. "Stop yanking my chain. (choke)" --Jabba
# 2. "Bobbit" --Jawa
# 1. "Soon, you will call me master.... Who's your daddy?" --The Emperor

RX-GR8 · 01-10-2006, 04:05 PM

spank(shock) the monkey
playing tonsil hockey
choke the chicken