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The Democratic Party today announced that it is changing their emblem from a donkey to a CONDOM because it more accurately reflects their political stance.
A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of ******, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed.
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Edited for needlessly insulting content (hope the rest of the zings don't sting too much):
I have been lurking in these forums for a while, and its a shame to be using this as my first post. Anyhow, I cannot believe that I share such similar interests with people that have beliefs that are so different from mine. (Kinda makes me sad that I'm from Texas) In response to you immature post:
Things you have to believe to be a republican today:
Saddam was a good guy when Reagan armed him, a bad guy when Bush's daddy made war on him, a good guy when Cheney did business with him and a bad guy when Bush needed a "we can't find Bin Laden" diversion.
Trade with Cuba is wrong because the country is communist, but trade with China and Vietnam is vital to a spirit of international harmony.
A woman can't be trusted with decisions about her own body, but multi-national corporations can make decisions affecting all mankind without regulation.
Jesus loves you, and shares your hatred of homosexuals and Hillary Clinton.
The best way to improve military morale is to praise the troops in speeches while slashing veterans' benefits and combat pay.
If condoms are kept out of schools, adolescents won't have sex.
Providing health care to all Iraqis is sound policy. Providing health care to all Americans is socialism.
HMOs and insurance companies have the best interests of the public at heart.
Global warming and tobacco's link to cancer are junk science, but creationism should be taught in schools.
A president lying about an extramarital affair is an impeachable offense. A president lying to enlist support for a war in which thousands die is solid defense policy.
Government should limit itself to the powers named in the Constitution, which include banning gay marriages and censoring the Internet.
The public has a right to know about Hillary's cattle trades, but George Bush's cocaine conviction is none of our business.
Being a drug addict is a moral failing and a crime, unless you're a conservative radio host. Then it's an illness, and you need our prayers for your recovery.
You support states' rights, which means Attorney General John Ashcroft can tell states what local voter initiatives they have the right to adopt.
What Bill Clinton did in the 1960s is of vital national interest, but what Bush did in the '80s is irrelevant.
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS VOTE REPUBLICAN.
Last edited by ricecookie; 11-02-2004 at 02:29 PM.
Yeah...... I never said that I was mature. I'm just a youngin with a vote (in Ohio). I do intend to make many more interesting and intellectual contributions to the site. I'm just waiting to get flamed for this post. Good thing I brought my fire retardant suit to work with me today.
Meow,
You think I'm flaming now, just wait till you see my avatar. :D It's nice to finally communicate with someone who has provided me with so many moments of comedic relief while I'm at work.
Thanks Ricecookie, very imformative. Too bad most of it is just silly propaganda and taken out of context. It sounds like one of the commercials about the election you'd see on tv. Post that in the "In the News" thread, and see how long you stay with posts like this. I'm not trying to intimidate you, just letting you know some of the guys can be pretty harsh in response to posts like these. Stay strong to your beliefs, and always have facts to back up everything you say.
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I know that most of this wouldn't stand up to real debate, which is why I posted it in response to the notion that I should have a Condom as a symbol instead of an Ass. And Abbid, while you like to think that you are the center of this forum.............. :p
I know that most of this wouldn't stand up to real debate, which is why I posted it in response to the notion that I should have a Condom as a symbol instead of an Ass.
Haha, ok. Hope to see you around the forum. Later.
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Where do you go when it gets dark?
Is there room for me there?
How long will it take you to wake up?
Before you go will you wake me?
Yeah...... I never said that I was mature. I'm just a youngin with a vote (in Ohio). I do intend to make many more interesting and intellectual contributions to the site. I'm just waiting to get flamed for this post. Good thing I brought my fire retardant suit to work with me today.
Welcome aboard. It's lots of fun and occasionally someone will light the fuse on your tampon, but all in all I find it informative and quite funny. :p
I know that most of this wouldn't stand up to real debate, which is why I posted it in response to the notion that I should have a Condom as a symbol instead of an Ass. And Abbid, while you like to think that you are the center of this forum.............. :p
Oh man im not?! what a burn. If i had a ***** it would be different :D
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I'm with Meow. Thank GOD is almost over. I would enter the "In The News" thread but I know I don't have a snowballs chance against politically ejumacated. :p To all: Thanks for the warm welcome. :D
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edit: Aoshi, I think "In the news" is still in a politics moratorium.
I know, but only for 24 hours, should be done soon, then we can go back to yelling at each other again, yay! haha
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Where do you go when it gets dark?
Is there room for me there?
How long will it take you to wake up?
Before you go will you wake me?
I know, but only for 24 hours, should be done soon, then we can go back to yelling at each other again, yay! haha
But yelling only in the nicest way. :D Ya, Ricecookie, drop on by the "In the news" thread on Wednesday. It's one of those threads that somehow has grown to gargantuan proportions.
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