View Full Version : Yet another tale of the power of the Hummer H2


sjt
08-30-2003, 02:09 AM
read and enjoy... stupid people make life funny sometimes... this is one of those times!!! Enjoy... and yes... I'm probably going to hell. Thanks! :D
http://www.automags.org/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=99961

Elara
08-30-2003, 08:19 AM
Um, what a moron...looks like she managed to break the rear axle...how the heck do you manage that? She really smacked that curb good.

XUrotaryrocket
08-30-2003, 09:03 AM
dumb taco

cueball
08-30-2003, 09:32 AM
I'm at a loss for words...

Superfan
08-30-2003, 10:54 AM
Originally posted by Elara
Um, what a moron...looks like she managed to break the rear axle...how the heck do you manage that? She really smacked that curb good.


It doen't look like she ever touched the brakes. I bet she was under acceleration when she flew into that base. The nose of the car hit and then the rear just slammed into the ground, snapping the axle.

P00Man
08-31-2003, 01:52 AM
youve got to be kidding me...
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j1mb0x99
09-02-2003, 07:25 AM
never underestimate the predictability of stupidity.

-JiM

FamilyGuy
09-03-2003, 08:31 AM
There's a section of my commute where a two lane road goes down to one lane. It's clearly marked. But every damn day a handful of cars come zipping up the lane that ends and then force their way in front of other people who did the smart thing and stayed in the lane that continues.

If anything would ever make me go on a shooting spree, that would be it. I'd park my car, pull out a rifle, and take out as many of those )(*#&(*$#& as I could before the police got me.

This morning I was in line with a Hummer H2 behind me. The lady in the Hummer started to pull into the lane that ended, straddled the two lanes... and stayed there, blocking everyone that would normally zip past. If I wasn't married, I would have pulled over and proposed to her right there. She made my morning.

If there's any good reason to have a big SUV, that's it. I've seen people do that before, and it's awesome. Not as awesome as shooting the SOBs that try to pull that kind of nonsense, but awesome.

Elara
09-03-2003, 10:47 AM
I have a section like that that I go through every morning- I HATE those people. What they think they're gaining, I'm not sure- but they're determined to push everyone in the non-ending lane out of their way so they can gain a few seconds on the way to work. I wish there was a hummer lady like yours around- I would PAY her to come and take care of these morons like that.

Wing
09-03-2003, 11:24 AM
There is a 3 lane road I go on every day on my way home.

Left lane and centre lane go straight through. Right lane exits onto a highway after a set of lights.

The middle lane is always clogged because over an overpass is another on ramp for the highway (opposite direction). So I take the left lane, you always get the idiots in the left (because it's shorter) that want to merge into the middle lane to get that 1 car or 2 car length lead on them onto the highway.

Now this isn't the big deal. Peopel stop at that traffic light FULLY knowing the right lane is a highway exit ONLY lane. They speed up and attempt to merge into the centre lane! This happens all the time, most of the time they get stuck and block the highway on ramp.

MORONS!

zerohour
09-03-2003, 11:50 AM
God thats true I would pay admission to see that!