So rumour has it.

Still, its better being an RX-8 customer than a Liverpool supporter.

"There are NO RX-8's... NONE! NEVER!...
You will burn in an eternity of Hell for even thinking that you might one day own such a vehicle... Our dealers will tear out your souls and feed them to their dogs should you even look at one of our RX-8s. Thank you."

"There is NO horsepower problem.. None.. all our horses are fully powered and available... Our RX-8s will challenge any infidel vehicle at your 'lights' and they will be victorious!...There are no owner dyno reports... none... we deny it.. it is NOT true... Thank you."

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I can't pass this up.

THE TOP TEN DIRECTIVES FROM Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf, Iraqi Minister of Information, about the MAZDA RX-8 Situation:
[list=1] "There are no infidel RX-8's in Baghdad. Never!"
"My feelings - as usual - we will slaughter the HP figure"
"I blame Al-Jazeera - they are marketing the RX-8!"
"No I am not scared, and neither should you be!"
"Who are in control, they are not in control of anything - they don't even control themselves!"
"The Americans, they always depend on a method what I call ... stupid, silly. All I ask is check yourself. Do not in fact repeat their lies."
"I can assure you that those villains will recognize, will discover in appropriate time in the future how stupid they are and how they are pretending things which have never taken place."
"The American press is all about lies! All they tell is lies, lies and more lies!"
"I have detailed information about the situation...which completely proves that what they allege are illusions . . . They lie every day."
(About Mazda Support) "Now even the Mazda command is under siege. We are hitting it from the north, east, south and west. We chase them here and they chase us there. But at the end we are the people who are laying siege to them. And it is not them who are besieging us."
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After weeks off looking at the forum. I have seen a decline in people’s sanity.

Personally all I can think about now, is getting my new RX-8.

I am driving my girlfriend daft. Anything to do with the car and I automatically become interested regardless how mundane the information.

Is it me, or is everybody becoming worse the closer to the delivery of car !

Originally posted by ajl220573
After weeks off looking at the forum. I have seen a decline in people�s sanity.

Personally all I can think about now, is getting my new RX-8.

I am driving my girlfriend daft. Anything to do with the car and I automatically become interested regardless how mundane the information.

Is it me, or is everybody becoming worse the closer to the delivery of car !

A fascinating way to introduce yourself...

I just want to know, if I turn the car in do I get the 27 virgins and the basket of fruit?

Maybe a bit too ironic for yourself.

I find this Web site as being a good source for information

(As my local dealer in Edinburgh has none)

Probably like everybody else, after ready reviews from the Americans and Australians I just can’t wait to get the Car.

WICKED I NEARLY PISSED MY PANTS LAUGHING AT YOUR POSTS .

Originally posted by Jon H
Still, its better being an RX-8 customer than a Liverpool supporter.

0-0 at home to Spurs - thank buggery I didn't manage to get tickets for that one! :(

Lensman,

You're a joker in the pack, can't wait for the 1st RX8 meet, around 2005 I guess.

Great Thread LOL

Cheers
Oilman

Come on MAZDA, appoint him.

At least we'd all know you were joking then and probably not get so upset.

Cheers
Oilman:D

superb mate laffed my nuts off here at work. Peeps looking at me like i was weird.


here, on second thoughts maybe i am waiting this long for a bloody car.!!!!!!!!!