I want to hear about everyones kills. I know the 8 kills every other car in the looks department but how about in the 'GO' department? Are there any about? I know there's gotta be...or even a 'killed thread'!! How does everyones 8's go against other cars? I want some juice baby! :rock:

oh dear....

I killed a squirrel about a month ago in my 8. Does that count?

I smoked a modded Evo the other day, he got me off the line but those things have no topend because they're heavy, AWD, and have the aerodynamics of a brick. I must have had at least 15 cars on him by 120.

there is no kills thread/forum because its impossible and has never ever happened.

I smoked a modded Evo the other day, he got me off the line but those things have no topend because they're heavy, AWD, and have the aerodynamics of a brick. I must have had at least 15 cars on him by 120.
Dude you :pokeowned him :yelrotflm

Oh yeah see my sig :boink:

I killed... well my windshield and front bumper killed a Jun Bug....

a moth....a mosquito....a gnat.....

my tires have killed a frog, toad....ants... a raccoon.... a squirrel....


my looks have killed many women....

Jun Bugs are so JDM :bowdown:

I smoked a modded Evo the other day, he got me off the line but those things have no topend because they're heavy, AWD, and have the aerodynamics of a brick. I must have had at least 15 cars on him by 120.


LOL that was a good one.

I smoked and ENZO FERRARI! yeah my 8 pulled like 20 car lengths... it was on a show called PINKS!!!

wheres Mugatu when you need him?!

You don't know nuttin about the raze scine....man if u ain't not out of contol you's isn't in control....believe that

omg today was the first day i brought my car out to actually open it up i smoke a mustang GT on the highway hit just over 130 and then driving down the road back to base i had to stop off at the side for a street race as soon as they took off so did everyone else 1 car actually made it passed me before i slammed it into third and took off god i love that 9k rpm redline.

beat an integra tonight on mira mesa too =D

omg today was the first day i brought my car out to actually open it up i smoke a mustang GT on the highway hit just over 130 and then driving down the road back to base i had to stop off at the side for a street race as soon as they took off so did everyone else 1 car actually made it passed me before i slammed it into third and took off god i love that 9k rpm redline.

beat an integra tonight on mira mesa too =D

Dude, you should go Evo hunting, they're easy prey!

What is the world becoming to..

Dude, you should go Evo hunting, they're easy prey!


:rollingla :rofl:

Plese kindly close this thread!

oh yeah and "8 Lover in Japan" next time you should read the forum rules before posting......

Plese kindly close this thread!

oh yeah and "8 Lover in Japan" next time you should read the forum rules before posting......

sorry I didnt mean to offend anyone...i was just wondering why i cant find any kill posts on this forum..
BTW I cant find any rules on 'NO KILL THREADS'
limepro, thats some good stuff!!!

Check the FAQ, User Conduct, #6.

I pulled up to a light and I looked over and saw a kid on a bike. It was not an oridnary bike but a schwinn. I reved it up, he rang his bell. I almost had him off the line but the kid was downing pixy stix and coke so he had lots of boost going with his peddling. By 60 we were side by side. But he rammed me with his handle bars and I lost.....

hahaha...tigster, thats too bad. better luck next time. however......
Check the FAQ, User Conduct, #6.
Sorry everyone, I stand corrected. I must have overlooked that part. My mistake. Please remove this thread.

No, don't remove the thread. It's fun to have a little laugh at the expence of a nube. Don't take it too personal. It happens all the time.

Does this count? (I had posted it over at 10 best sports cars for gas:

Yesterday, I took mom to SLO (San Louis Obispo), and we are passing near Cal Poly/ Questa College, in our little Blue 8. We stop at a light, and a Acura, pulls up. Our windows are tinted so they don't realize that they are dealing with just a couple of little old ladies. They rev up their engine a couple of times and do some show off sound effects. I sort of slid into neutral, and checked out our engine's ability to red line. That jet-engine/vacumn sweeper demonic scream just went up and up and up - The kids are suddenly looking over to see what is really beside them, with a lot of body movements indicating shock and awe - especially when they realize they are being grinned at by two little granny ladies - Mom, age 94, resembles the Cript Keeper, was waving at them as they turned into something in our rear view mirror -
Mom turns to me and says "That kind of snaps your garters, doesn't it?"

hahaha...tigster, thats too bad. better luck next time. however......

Sorry everyone, I stand corrected. I must have overlooked that part. My mistake. Please remove this thread.

No worries, after you hang around in here you'll see plenty of non-kill related flamewars. They just jacked up my insurance rating symbol on my 8 so the fewer kids destroying them due to street antics the better we will all be.

Welcome to the forum!

I pulled up to a light and I looked over and saw a kid on a bike. It was not an oridnary bike but a schwinn. I reved it up, he rang his bell. I almost had him off the line but the kid was downing pixy stix and coke so he had lots of boost going with his peddling. By 60 we were side by side. But he rammed me with his handle bars and I lost.....
OMG I can't stop laughing at this one. :lol2: :rollingla :rofl:

you can actually p0st all the kill stories you want in here as long as its your car getting beat and the thread is about how your car is missing power... :puke:

yes!!!

This morning on the drive to campus some guy in his s2000 was on my bumper even though I was doing 7 or 8 over. This persisted for a couple miles, even though there was a passing lane. I figured he wanted something. So I threw back a couple of the juji-fruits I was eating and saw them land somewhere in his front seat. He backed off (probably to hunt them down and eat them).

Does this count? (I had posted it over at 10 best sports cars for gas:

Yesterday, I took mom to SLO (San Louis Obispo), and we are passing near Cal Poly/ Questa College, in our little Blue 8. We stop at a light, and a Acura, pulls up. Our windows are tinted so they don't realize that they are dealing with just a couple of little old ladies. They rev up their engine a couple of times and do some show off sound effects. I sort of slid into neutral, and checked out our engine's ability to red line. That jet-engine/vacumn sweeper demonic scream just went up and up and up - The kids are suddenly looking over to see what is really beside them, with a lot of body movements indicating shock and awe - especially when they realize they are being grinned at by two little granny ladies - Mom, age 94, resembles the Cript Keeper, was waving at them as they turned into something in our rear view mirror -
Mom turns to me and says "That kind of snaps your garters, doesn't it?"
laughing hysterically!!!

my rx8= 102,343,236,678 kills
mosquitos= 0

I smoked a modded Evo the other day, he got me off the line but those things have no topend because they're heavy, AWD, and have the aerodynamics of a brick. I must have had at least 15 cars on him by 120.

Don't forget about the cheating turbos!

I smoked a Cobra, Viper, Saleen, F430, Sti, Daewoo, 360 Modena, 3 speed billygoat, and a stick shift toliet bowl in my police car. I then ran down a go-cart and gave all of them tickets for street racing.

i raced a comet to the end of my street and i won. some jerk was driving it.

I damn near killed a deer the other day. Of course he would have killed my -8 right back.

I killed a squirrel about a month ago in my 8. Does that count?

I clipped a rabbit(unitentionally) while driving down a backroad that connects to the street I live on around 0100. I went back to check on it and it was laying there bleeding out. I thought the humane thing would be to kill it, so I lined my front tire up on it and rolled over at about 2 mph. It made a crunch sound. When I went back to check it was flat as a pancake, and definately dead.

I smoked an arturo fuente cubanita in my 8 the other day. it didnt have a chance.
And I absolutely killed a yoohoo this morning on the way into work. I should have left some though cause i choked against a blueberry muffin.

This is def the funniest thread ever :rollingla

the rx-8 is the fastest car ever

Don't forget about the cheating turbos!

Evos have turbos? :icon_bs:

I smoked a Cobra, Viper, Saleen, F430, Sti, Daewoo, 350 Modena, 3 speed billygoat, and a stick shift toliet bowl in my police car. I then ran down a go-cart and gave all of them tickets for street racing.
Where was this - I've been looking for my 3sp billygoat for 3 months. Left the damn gate unlocked, heard him revving up, and then couldn't catch him in my8!

Winfree - you win the prize, not sure what, but you win. That was some hysterical shite. :rollingla

i raced this V8 car.... like the one in the pic and smoked him so bad that now im hunting V12's only.........but im not too sure if i wont bcuz of the fact that he had many people in his car and i only had 2 counting me :dunno:

Where was this - I've been looking for my 3sp billygoat for 3 months. Left the damn gate unlocked, heard him revving up, and then couldn't catch him in my8!

Winfree - you win the prize, not sure what, but you win. That was some hysterical shite. :rollingla
He's in jail. Bond set at $2750

He's in jail. Bond set at $2750
He's an a**hole, anyway. I'll send a check for $200. Your send me his hooves; we'll see if he can outrun me then.

He's an a**hole, anyway. I'll send a check for $200. Your send me his hooves; we'll see if he can outrun me then.
I will take a pictue after that and call him nubs. :D:

you guys are hilarious:D:

to answer the thread starter- no kills alllowed. forum rules. and that one isnt changing anytime soon

you guys are hilarious:D:

to answer the thread starter- no kills alllowed. forum rules. and that one isnt changing anytime soon

Whateva, I do what I want!

CRBCrew Represent yo!

how about no scott

I hit a dove the other day and judging by all the feathers that were flying,
I dont think the Dove made it.
Then the wife yells at me ,,"why did you do that?"
Ummm,,,, cause it was standing in the road.
Then she hit me.
Next time I will swerve off the road and total the car to miss the critters
standing in the road watching me come at them at 75 mph.
She would probably hit me then too.

I think you guys should have a street racing forum. Regardless of whether or not you _like_ it, it's a reality, and I'm sure a lot of your members would enjoy it. You are not necessarily advocating illegal activities either. Not all drivers who occassionally race on the street are morons who do so under improper conditions.

rules are rules junior

I think you guys should have a street racing forum. Regardless of whether or not you _like_ it, it's a reality, and I'm sure a lot of your members would enjoy it. You are not necessarily advocating illegal activities either. Not all drivers who occassionally race on the street are morons who do so under improper conditions.

Oh, now there's a good idea. Then we can have a bunch of adolescent morons take over this forum for good with their false testosterone tales.

Hint:

ANYONE who races on the street IS a moron and is racing under improper conditions. The public streets are improper conditions for racing. Racing should always and only take place on a race track.

And, "not necessarily advocating illegal activities". Please name one place where street racing is legal.

their false testosterone tales.
BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Teh E-Penis!!!!!

I think you guys should have a street racing forum. Regardless of whether or not you _like_ it, it's a reality, and I'm sure a lot of your members would enjoy it. You are not necessarily advocating illegal activities either. Not all drivers who occassionally race on the street are morons who do so under improper conditions.

Kill stories are for people who are insecure about themselves and start making up stories about how they bust someone else on the street where there's no designated start and finish line and they call it a win.

Seriously, what is the 8 going to kill anyway? Don't get me wrong, I love the car. But you're missing the point of having it.

Does this count? (I had posted it over at 10 best sports cars for gas:

Yesterday, I took mom to SLO (San Louis Obispo), and we are passing near Cal Poly/ Questa College, in our little Blue 8. We stop at a light, and a Acura, pulls up. Our windows are tinted so they don't realize that they are dealing with just a couple of little old ladies. They rev up their engine a couple of times and do some show off sound effects. I sort of slid into neutral, and checked out our engine's ability to red line. That jet-engine/vacumn sweeper demonic scream just went up and up and up - The kids are suddenly looking over to see what is really beside them, with a lot of body movements indicating shock and awe - especially when they realize they are being grinned at by two little granny ladies - Mom, age 94, resembles the Cript Keeper, was waving at them as they turned into something in our rear view mirror -
Mom turns to me and says "That kind of snaps your garters, doesn't it?"


Ohhh good old SLO. Nothing but sweet old ladies and testosterone drivin college boys.

BTW, I think I've seen your blue 8 and waved before. I drive a red RX8. And you'd mostly see me on 101.

I think you guys should have a street racing forum. Regardless of whether or not you _like_ it, it's a reality, and I'm sure a lot of your members would enjoy it. You are not necessarily advocating illegal activities either. Not all drivers who occassionally race on the street are morons who do so under improper conditions.
Sorry to be a bit harsh here but I think you really need to go hang out somewhere else if that's what you want. Street racing IS illegal so by having those threads, you are promoting people to give you more stories which can only be done by taking part in the activity. Therefore you are advocating an illegal activity.

"Not all drivers who occassionally race on the street are morons who do so under improper conditions"

If you are racing on the street, you are doing so under improper conditions. The
"street" makes it improper and hence the term "moron" fits. There's your reality check junior.

Seriously, what is the 8 going to kill anyway? Don't get me wrong, I love the car. But you're missing the point of having it.
Even though I don't condone street racing, if a Civic forum can have stories about "kills" it's not really much of a stretch for the RX-8 to have them too.

Even though I don't condone street racing, if a Civic forum can have stories about "kills" it's not really much of a stretch for the RX-8 to have them too.

You seem to be forgeting that there are hundreds of Civics out there that will destroy any RX-8, let alone a stock one... I get your point however, I find it really comical that sites for a 16 second car have a kills section. Club 3g is one of the funnier ones.

I killed a squirrel about a month ago in my 8. Does that count?


ROFL!!

Besides, if anyone really wants to post kill stories hop on over to clubRX-7, there's even a link to it from this site.

another nomination for worst thread of the month

What about track day kills, are they allowed???

The track is a legal place to race.

You seem to be forgeting that there are hundreds of Civics out there that will destroy any RX-8, let alone a stock one... I get your point however, I find it really comical that sites for a 16 second car have a kills section. Club 3g is one of the funnier ones.

Don't forget lawnmowers and some late-model Trabants. On PlanetIke, anything with at least one cylinder can rape 8's. :p:

Don't forget lawnmowers and some late-model Trabants. On PlanetIke, anything with at least one cylinder can rape 8's. :p:
actually Ike has a pretty badass EVO. One that I can say with total confidence would run past my 8 like a raped ape.

:ban:

http://hometown.aol.com/blackrose3000/images/crackhead.jpg

this might be a top nomination for the worst thread of 2006....and I started it!!! congrats to me. yes....i am a noob. what else can be expected? yes we all know that street racing is illegal..how many of us have never gone over the speed limit? i must admit..i went over it once.......that i can remember. but how about if we are just trying to accelerate faster than the car next to us till we get to the speed limit? and then we can say 'yes!! i beat that corolla to 35!!' i think we would all feel special about a kill like that.

i beat that corolla to 35!!' i think we would all feel special about a kill like that.

Liar, corollas destroy the 8. We can only beat EVO's.... :nono:

I think you guys should have a street racing forum. Regardless of whether or not you _like_ it, it's a reality, and I'm sure a lot of your members would enjoy it. You are not necessarily advocating illegal activities either. Not all drivers who occassionally race on the street are morons who do so under improper conditions.
Do us a favor - "next time you have a thought, let it go."
http://www.eldoradoreno.com/entertainment/images/city-ron-white.jpg

this might be a top nomination for the worst thread of 2006....and I started it!!! congrats to me. yes....i am a noob. what else can be expected? yes we all know that street racing is illegal..how many of us have never gone over the speed limit? i must admit..i went over it once.......that i can remember. but how about if we are just trying to accelerate faster than the car next to us till we get to the speed limit? and then we can say 'yes!! i beat that corolla to 35!!' i think we would all feel special about a kill like that.

I just now noticed you are in Japan. Seriously, where in the hell do you have room in that country to do any street racing? I've been there about six or seven times for business, and there's no room to turn your car around, much less race it. My most recent hotel room there consisted of two rooms - a bathroom that would fit within just the shower of my master bedroom here, and a bedroom that was as large as my walk-in closet.

actually Ike has a pretty badass EVO. One that I can say with total confidence would run past my 8 like a raped ape.

I am fully aware of what Ike drives, please note that I was quoting Ike's take on Civics, and also please never use the phrase "raped ape" again.

please never use the phrase "raped ape" again.
what about grape ape ... is that better or still gives you that not so fresh feeling?

http://www.toonopedia.com/grapeape.jpg

my friend, my friend....one word...touge. ever seen initial D? you must have been in tokyo or another monster city. outside of those atrocities, there is beautiful countryside and MOUNTAINS!!! oh they are so fun. i do live 250kms from tokyo though..thats about 150miles??? but the street racing scene here is huge. ranging from civic type r's to 1000hp gtr's. if you havent seen it yet, you need to!!

what about grape ape ... is that better or still gives you that not so fresh feeling?

http://www.toonopedia.com/grapeape.jpg


Ha...I forgot all about that stupid cartoon.


Comparing an EVO to an 8 shouldn't happen, unless the 8 has been heavily modified. IMO, you would at least need the upcoming Mazsport Turbo, PTP, SFR, or Hymee SC to start being competitive, I don't think the Pettit SC will get the job done. Oh, and coilovers and wider tires, etc...

what about grape ape ... is that better or still gives you that not so fresh feeling?

http://www.toonopedia.com/grapeape.jpg

Around here, every Civic with a shopping-cart spoiler and Altezza lights are said to "pull like a raped ape" by all the riceboys. I hear it way too much. Plus its a dumbass phrase that only exists because it rhymes, much like "loose as a goose." How's that tickle your hallmark bunny?

my friend, my friend....one word...touge. ever seen initial D? you must have been in tokyo or another monster city. outside of those atrocities, there is beautiful countryside and MOUNTAINS!!! oh they are so fun. i do live 250kms from tokyo though..thats about 150miles??? but the street racing scene here is huge. ranging from civic type r's to 1000hp gtr's. if you havent seen it yet, you need to!!

Tokyo and surrounding area is pretty much my experience. Yes, I know there are beautiful mountains and countryside.

And if those idiots in the Civic Type R's and the 1000 HP GTRs were driving on a proper track, I'd be quite interested.

Liar, corollas destroy the 8. We can only beat EVO's.... :nono:
:rollingla

http://img271.imageshack.us/img271/3029/kills20kittens3to.jpg

:rofl:

The images of 8s fleeing Godzilla and Mothra, Ok I can deal with that

The images of young people trying to race cars in a factory parking garage, I can deal with that

The images of young people poping like sardines from a train (their briefcases and cell phone embedded by the population pressure into their bodies) and suddenly bursting forth to leap into Civics, Acuras, Toyotas, and 8s and then all speeding through the narrow twisting roads of temple studded, volcanic mountains, trying to pass each other for the kill .....Now there is a scarey image!

:Saiyan:
:dragster:

young people poping

poping sounds like fun. does that involve wearing tall hats and long robes?

Swords are optional - can be used to retain honor when passed by an Acura

Or an H2 LMAO!

please tell me those 2 girls are about to wrestle^^^

You know it

WHEN??!! They just keep mugging it up for the camera. f8cking teases!!

http://img315.imageshack.us/img315/3155/reneenpadawan21vw.jpg

Too late . . .
Anyone wanna buy a keyboard? I'll let it go cheap.

Around here, every Civic with a shopping-cart spoiler and Altezza lights are said to "pull like a raped ape" by all the riceboys. I hear it way too much. Plus its a dumbass phrase that only exists because it rhymes, much like "loose as a goose." How's that tickle your hallmark bunny?
have a nice day!

Too late . . .
Anyone wanna buy a keyboard? I'll let it go cheap.

haha...doesnt take much for dmc.
yikes.

Why does everyone always compare the rx8 to a FI car. It's backwards, stupid, and make zero sense. How about we compare a turbo 8 to a lancer. There's a thread. I would buy an Evo only as a second car and would only drive on the track. So back to the thread topic. If you want to street race come to my district. I need something to do.

Around here, every Civic with a shopping-cart spoiler and Altezza lights are said to "pull like a raped ape" by all the riceboys. I hear it way too much. Plus its a dumbass phrase that only exists because it rhymes, much like "loose as a goose." How's that tickle your hallmark bunny?
and we have a winner for this threads douchebag award!

Congradulations!

Why does everyone always compare the rx8 to a FI car. It's backwards, stupid, and make zero sense. How about we compare a turbo 8 to a lancer. There's a thread. I would buy an Evo only as a second car and would only drive on the track. So back to the thread topic. If you want to street race come to my district. I need something to do.
Good joke.

Good joke.
thanks

I want to hear about everyones kills. I know the 8 kills every other car in the looks department but how about in the 'GO' department? Are there any about? I know there's gotta be...or even a 'killed thread'!! How does everyones 8's go against other cars? I want some juice baby! :rock:Read the site rules please - specifically, rule number 6. Thanks.

Site Rules (under FAQ) here (http://www.rx8club.com/faq.php?faq=forum_rules#faq_user_conduct).