...wait for me to wash the car to crap on it. I just finished washing it on Friday night only to take it out on Saturday morning to find out that birds had shat all over it. At least one of them had some decency and shitted on the windshield.

When I wash my car, it's like a rain dance. It always rains within 2 days after I wash my car.

2 weeks ago my sweet Melissa was the victim of a hate crime. Some radical white racist pigeons decided to leave a sideways "N" forged in doo on my windshield, and also liberated their feces on my roof and passenger window and trunk. Although the "N" wasn't clearly formed....I got the message. They better hope that I never find them.

I thought you were going to ask why they suddenly appear every time. I am near.

Think of it this way. If you've got a choice of stalls, which one are you gonna shit in, the one with dirty water or the one with clean water?

...wait for me to wash the car to crap on it. I just finished washing it on Friday night only to take it out on Saturday morning to find out that birds had shat all over it. At least one of them had some decency and shitted on the windshield.
This reminds me of the time I washed and waxed my car. Was on my 3rd hr when this Duck flys over and drop a ton of crap on the hood of my car. A duck in the desert? WTF?!!!

2 weeks ago my sweet Melissa was the victim of a hate crime. Some radical white racist pigeons decided to leave a sideways "N" forged in doo on my windshield, and also liberated their feces on my roof and passenger window and trunk. Although the "N" wasn't clearly formed....I got the message. They better hope that I never find them.
haha nice!

NOOO not nice, I had use damn near a quart of windshield wash to get it off, lucky it was fresh, but all that crap was on my whipers.....booooo :mad:

I hate racist pigeons

I thought you were going to ask why they suddenly appear every time. I am near.
haha, i was going to post the same thing. but i'm way late to the party.

haha, i was going to post the same thing. but i'm way late to the party.

Ha! I was wondering when someone was going to admit to knowing the lyrics to that cheesy 1970's era Carpenters' song. D'oh! :uh: I mean, that's what I learned when I googled that text. :suspect:

Ha! I was wondering when someone was going to admit to knowing the lyrics to that cheesy 1970's era Carpenters' song. D'oh! :uh: I mean, that's what I learned when I googled that text. :suspect:
Well, I could always claim that I know it from There's Something About Mary. But my dad is a big Carpenters fan and I actually do like their stuff. :)

The same thing happened to me yesterday. I spent like 2 hours cleaning my car. I parked it in a parking lot for an hour and when I came back to it there was bird shit all over the hood and wind shield.

A few weeks ago I washed my car and as I was pulling away from where I washed it birds shit on the hood, roof, trunk, and side of the car. I thought it was starting to rain because I heard the shit hitting my car. I was pissed!

When I wash my car, it's like a rain dance. It always rains within 2 days after I wash my car.

Same thing happens to me, except it's more like 24 hrs after I wash my car.

The same thing happened to me yesterday. I spent like 2 hours cleaning my car. I parked it in a parking lot for an hour and when I came back to it there was bird shit all over the hood and wind shield.

A few weeks ago I washed my car and as I was pulling away from where I washed it birds shit on the hood, roof, trunk, and side of the car. I thought it was starting to rain because I heard the shit hitting my car. I was pissed!


Maybe birds like shinny things and shinny things make them have to go.
Bird#1 - Hey look! There's something shinny over there.
Bird#2 - I don't know about you but I have to take a shit.
Bird#1 - Me too! Let's go over and have a closer look.

Yeah, I'm anal about my car. After I wash it, the first thing I do (before even drying it, is back it into my garage. Then I commence with drying, shining, waxing, interior, etc. Plus it's nicer doing all that in the shade.

I have found the same thing about birds and rain. Within a day or two of washing it either A) gets shit on by a few birds or B) gets rained on. God that pisses me off.