President Bush, First Lady Laura and Dick Cheney were flying on Air Force One. George looked at Laura, chuckled and said, "You know, I could throw a $1,000 bill out of the window right now and make somebody very happy."

Laura shrugged her shoulders and replied, "I could throw ten $100 bills out of the window and make ten people very happy."

Cheney added, "That being the case, I could throw one hundred $10 bills out of the window and make a hundred people very happy."

Hearing their exchange, the pilot rolled his eyes and said to his co-pilot, "Such big-shots back there. Shit, I could throw all of them out of the window and make 56 million people very happy.
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HAHAHA!!!!!! yes this plays right to my anarcho-capitalist soul!

Lol

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Man, this is a f-ing awesome joke! Still laughing. I'm printing this.

Yup. When I tell this one I replace the "56 million people" with "Make the world happy"
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