Rules: one person puts a quote. the person to guess the person who said the quote can then place a quote.

I go first

"I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just gunna ask them where they're going and hook up with them later."

was it Mitch Hedberg?.

"Screw you guys, I'm going home"

cartman

"you don't look like a man who gets bad dry cleaning"

thats a tough one

-Steakboy

mars callahan to christopher walken in "poolhall junkies"

Use the Schwartz!

Yogurt from spaceballs

"I was gunna use PeterLand, but some gay bar down the street took it already."

-Steakboy

Mel Brooks, space balls

Hermaphadidic porn. Starlets with both organs. You should see the box, beautiful chicks with dicks that put mine to shame.

Family guy

"I live my life a quarter mile at a time"

Yogurt from spaceballs

"I was gunna use PeterLand, but some gay bar down the street took it already."

-Steakboy
Peter Griffin

It's like things are in the world. Hopes fail, an end comes; we have only a little time to wait now.

Family guy

"I live my life a quarter mile at a time"
The manly looking chick in torque or vin deisel?

i want my two doolllaarrrss!!!

The manly looking chick in torque or vin deisel?

i want my two doolllaarrrss!!!

the paper boy from better off dead

"Alright, but I'm gunna burn down the building"

Milton from Office Space

"Aspirin can do a lot, but it can't bring a dead hooker back to life"

Hermaphadidic porn. Starlets with both organs. You should see the box, beautiful chicks with dicks that put mine to shame.

That is from Clerks, one of the best movies ever.

"You see Danny, I can deal with the bombs, the bullets and the blood. I don't want money and I don't want medals. But what I do want, is for you to stand there, in your Harvard mouth n' you faggety white uniform and extend me some fucking courtesy! You gotta ask me nicely!"

Milton from Office Space

"Aspirin can do a lot, but it can't bring a dead hooker back to life"

-Dave Attell

"Hot Pocket."

Austin Powers

"What we have here is a failure to commuicate"

The warden from Cool Hand Luke

"I'm shocked, shocked to find that gambling is going on in here!"

The warden from Cool Hand Luke

"I'm shocked, shocked to find that gambling is going on in here!"

Captain Renault from Casablanca


Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.

Benjamin Franklin

"Apology accepted, Captain Needa."

Ben Franklin?

"They brought their f*cking toys with them!"

Benjamin Franklin

"Apology accepted, Captain Needa."

Is it Darth Vader

"The Statue of Liberty is kaput - that's disconcerting.?

^^Tom Hanks in "Saving Private Ryan"

And the one above it was Paul Newman from Slap Shot

"We need to stop the exquisite sex and wholesome violence that underscore our children"

No one responded to mine :(

^^Frodo Baggins

"Two daughters of Eve and two sons of Adam"

^^ The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe
Thats the prophecy of the people who will break the witches spell

"Whoa you almost stepped in a pile of Sh*t. " Person A
"It happens." Person B
"What Sh*t?" Person A

Forrest Gump and the T-shirt guy

"The world's my oyster, except for the fact that i just rammed a wooden stake in my brother's heart because he turned into a vampire, even though i don't believe in vampires. Aside from that unfortunate business, everything's hunky-dory."

And, since no one answered, I get to resubmit.

"We need to stop the exquisite sex and wholesome violence that underscore our children"

-Seth Gecko from dusk to dawn
- George Bush

"You've got one religious maniac, one malignant dwarf, two near-idiots, and the rest I don't even wanna think about!"

^^ Capt Kinder in the "Dirty Dozen".

"Just because you do not take an interest in politics doesn't mean politics won't take an interest in you."

"You see Danny, I can deal with the bombs, the bullets and the blood. I don't want money and I don't want medals. But what I do want, is for you to stand there, in your Harvard mouth n' you faggety white uniform and extend me some fucking courtesy! You gotta ask me nicely!"

Col. Nathan R. Jessup played by Jack Nicholson in "A Few good men". One of my favorite movies - I was in the military and actually served as a defense witness in a court martial (defendant was found not guilty). ;)

Don't jump around the thread. Plus you didn't post a new quote so that is two strikes.

Once again:

"Just because you do not take an interest in politics doesn't mean politics won't take an interest in you."

Greek politician Pericles

"War is an ugly thing, but not the ugliest of things."

John Mill, who also said: "Conservatives are not necessarily stupid, but most stupid people are conservatives."

"The ultimate result of shielding men from the effects of folly is to fill the world with fools."

Herbert Spencer

"A fanatic is one who can't change his mind and won't change the subject."

Churchill. That is a really popular one. I've got it in my SIG revolver along with this one:
"We contend that for a nation to try to tax itself into prosperity is like a man standing in a bucket and trying to lift himself up by the handle."

Next:

"A government which robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul."

George Bernard Shaw

"Ay-oh. Oh-ay."

I would also like to know the show this was said on.

Tony Danza on "Who's the Boss".

"The people can always be brought to the bidding of their leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked and denounce the peacemakers for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger. It works the same in any country."

Goering

"Blessed are the cheesemakers"

Monty Python "Life of Brian". I can't remember specifically who said it. I think it was an extra, anyway.

"If it was so, it might be, and if it were so, it would be; but as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic!"

Tweedledee

"Don't be in a hurry to condemn because he doesn't do what you do or think as you think or as fast. There was a time when you didn't know what you know today. "

Malcom X?

"Why Ike, whatever do you mean?"

Malcom X?

"Why Ike, whatever do you mean?"

Doc Holiday, Tombstone

"Tis but a scratch"

Black Knight, Holy Grail

"You're gonna put u'r eye out"

Everyone in "A Christmas Story".

"We had a guaranteed thing with ED209, spare parts, rennovation program for 20 years, who cares it worked or not?!?"

Robocop?

"You're all going to die"

Robocop?

"You're all going to die"

is it The Crow?