buyinan8
10-10-2005, 07:01 PM
So yeah I've been an active reader of this forum for over a year now and I just realized that I actually have a place to blurt out the stuff that randomly floats around in my head. I advise everyone that this stuff is slightly retarded and probably not worth reading.
Men would probably appreciate women's brains more if they bounced a little when they walked.
^ Notice where I put this.
<ramble on about rediculous subjects>
Well my quaint and small little hillbilly town just recieved a Panera Bread, this marked the biggest culture boom in the area since hoards of citizens flocked to the local music store in the early 90s to buy Billy Ray Cyrus's hit single "Achy Breaky Heart." Also expressing the lack of culture in my town, I heard a kid playing that song on a turkey call IN SCHOOL.
I'd really hate to be a giraffe with a sore throat or a stiff neck.
I'd have to say that the child hood toy Mr. potato head is the single most important icon
in american history, aside from mount rushmore and the pittsburgh steelers.(Maybe that's pushing it, but toy story gave him a second wind on the popularity charts.)
whoever named the W the W got it all wrong...cause its really a double V
I would be hard pressed to disagree with someone if they made the statement
that the beets (from the Nickelodeon cartoon "Doug") were the best band ever to come from a cartoon..they're way better than Josie and the Pussie Cats..the beets really deserve a movie..or atleast a skit on SNL.
^Most of you older guys probably won't understand that one, unless you have kids that watched it.
I just got done watching the sand lot..and alot of stuff strikes me about this movie, the first is..im never naming my dog hercules..the 2nd is that why sandlot is such a good movie is because no matter who watches it we each have a place that we grew up at that we were all care free.
</ramble on about rediculous subjects>
I'll end with a few confusionisms:
Confusious say: Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.
Confusious say: Man who fart in church must sit in own pew.
Confusious say: When you learn to masturbate it come in handy.
Confusious say: It is good for lady to meet guy in park but better for guy to park meet in lady.
^more by request.
Men would probably appreciate women's brains more if they bounced a little when they walked.
^ Notice where I put this.
<ramble on about rediculous subjects>
Well my quaint and small little hillbilly town just recieved a Panera Bread, this marked the biggest culture boom in the area since hoards of citizens flocked to the local music store in the early 90s to buy Billy Ray Cyrus's hit single "Achy Breaky Heart." Also expressing the lack of culture in my town, I heard a kid playing that song on a turkey call IN SCHOOL.
I'd really hate to be a giraffe with a sore throat or a stiff neck.
I'd have to say that the child hood toy Mr. potato head is the single most important icon
in american history, aside from mount rushmore and the pittsburgh steelers.(Maybe that's pushing it, but toy story gave him a second wind on the popularity charts.)
whoever named the W the W got it all wrong...cause its really a double V
I would be hard pressed to disagree with someone if they made the statement
that the beets (from the Nickelodeon cartoon "Doug") were the best band ever to come from a cartoon..they're way better than Josie and the Pussie Cats..the beets really deserve a movie..or atleast a skit on SNL.
^Most of you older guys probably won't understand that one, unless you have kids that watched it.
I just got done watching the sand lot..and alot of stuff strikes me about this movie, the first is..im never naming my dog hercules..the 2nd is that why sandlot is such a good movie is because no matter who watches it we each have a place that we grew up at that we were all care free.
</ramble on about rediculous subjects>
I'll end with a few confusionisms:
Confusious say: Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.
Confusious say: Man who fart in church must sit in own pew.
Confusious say: When you learn to masturbate it come in handy.
Confusious say: It is good for lady to meet guy in park but better for guy to park meet in lady.
^more by request.