I heard that Bill Brasky once breast-fed a flamingo back to health.

I was diagnosed with cancer and Bill Bradsky grabbed me with his monstrous hands and forced me to drink his urine. Well before you know it, the cancer is gone and I'm now able to run a 4 minute mile!

Brasky drank a full glass of liquid LSD with his eggs. Then he slept for 8 months straight. When he woke he rubbed his eyes and said, "All in all, I prefer gin."

:confused:

I heard Bill Brasky date raped David Bowie

One time I was with Brasky in the back of a pickup truck, along with a live deer. Brasky goes up to the deer and says, 'I'm Bill Brasky! SAY IT!' Then he manipulates the deer's lips in such a way as to make it say, 'Billbrasky' ... It wasn't exactly like it, but it was pretty good for a deer!'

it's an SNL thing...

Bill Brasky once punched a hole in a cow just to see who was coming up the road.

Bill Brasky once took a flight from Chicago to Seattle and drank double rye and gingers one after the other just to prove his point that it don't pay to fly.

I remember this...funny stuff...

this is almost like that vin diesel website

Bill Brasky once showed me a video of him making love to my wife, and it was the most beautiful thing I ever saw!

well Bill Brasky is great and all, but I really think we need more cowbell! :D

http://img348.imageshack.us/img348/1762/cowbell4kr.gif (http://imageshack.us)
O rly? :p

Brasky's semen can form into a liquid human...

like the guy from Terminator 2

Who is Bill Brasky?

I once saw him scissor kick Angela Landsbury.