Seriously, I would expect this out of an american pie type movie.

I'm doing laundry at the laudry mat by my apartment right now. I just put the stuff in the washer. There is a middle aged woman there. About 5'2, 90 lbs, real little. Type that would have been cute when she was younger, now, the smoking caught up to her. Went a little something like this:

Her: Never seen you here before
Me: First time here, my apartments laundry room is closed for cleaning
Her: lucky me
Me: not so lucky for me though
Her: I like that necklace, is it a real sharks tooth?
Me: I think so, I got it in the Dominican
Her: Can I take a closer look, it looks really sharp
Me: ugh, sure
(gets uncomfortably close, and looks at it with one hand on my shoulder and the other on the necklace)
Her: You have strong shoulders
Me: ugh, thanks
Her: (while eyeing me like a piece of steak) so, where is your apartment?
Me: (lying) just north
Her: (while stroking my abdomen) We both have some time to kill while the wash is going, any ideas?
Me: I'm going to go and do some grocery shopping. see you later.
Her: (look of suprise)

seriously, why suprised? does it ever work? there was some dude in the corner laughing the whole time. I want to ask him if she does this often. I don't want to go back though!! :eek:

Do it chicken! [go back, that is]

haha, i have to, all my clothes!

bahahahaha!!!! she's probably sniffin' your boxers right now...MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

The MILF scared BlueEyes!!! :) :) :) :D :D

She was not a milf. I would have entertained that idea. she was sagging all over.

LOL!!! Probably wearin' your boxers on her head...

Hey... you gotta give her credit for having some balls...

You just didn't hang around long enough for her to start discussing prices!

Um... nevermind. Too easy...

You just didn't hang around long enough for her to start discussing prices!
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Lol. Blueeyes, get one of those pairs of glasses with the fake mustache and nose and go back in there, get your clothes and run.

Ya never know... maybe she(?) gives a handjob worth $500. :D

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Lol. Blueeyes, get one of those pairs of glasses with the fake mustache and nose and go back in there, get your clothes and run.

You forgot the trenchcoat and tazer. Possibly some crack for her to chase after while you dive in for the clothes. Should keep her busy.

Ya never know... maybe she(?) gives a handjob worth $500. :D

Hmm... interesting proposition. Are you sure you're new to this? :confused: :D

She wasn't there when I put my stuff in the dryer. Here's hoping for a clean getaway.

She wasn't there when I put my stuff in the dryer. Here's hoping for a clean getaway.She went home to shave her bush and put on a thong. ;)

Now c'mon man! mental picture here. nasty

We can all tell that she was really hot but you just pansied out :p

LOL! Come on... just be a man and do your duty... :D

I'll take my phone with me and try to snap a picture if she is down there. Then we can all see how not hot she is. Then you can all get the same nasty picture in your heads. :D

Just take a couple of big pulls off a bottle of whiskey and then PIITB. :)

This Thread Is Useless Without Pics!!! :)

Beer goggles. Doc has the right idea... :)

He's been gone for a while now. She must have turned on the charm.

http://img291.imageshack.us/img291/5176/smokingwoman6qg.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Hmm... interesting proposition. Are you sure you're new to this? :confused: :D
Hey now... what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. ;)
I was merely referring to this thread (http://www.rx8club.com/showthread.php?t=70873).

He's been gone for a while now. She must have turned on the charm.

http://img291.imageshack.us/img291/5176/smokingwoman6qg.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

All she is missing is another hole in the throat. That would make her even hotter! ;)

Don't go getting excited!
She wasn't there, thankfully. I got the scoop from the guy laughing in the corner. He said he has seen her in there a couple times and she is always hitting on people. Apparently she puts on quite a show folding skimpy unmentionables. Too bad I didn't see it :rolleyes:

Did she look anything like the picture I posted?

I just know she looked like this!

http://img379.imageshack.us/img379/9214/piercings9fw.th.jpg (http://img379.imageshack.us/my.php?image=piercings9fw.jpg)

Blue eyes man... you frustrate the hell out of me.... either that or you've been living a little to close to Church Street.

That girl wanted your c*ck like an addict wants crack..... you could have schtooped that is record time.

If you dont want to do it for your self.... do it for your country!

"Oh Caaaanadaaaa. Our home and native laaaaand.........." :D

She went home to shave her bush and put on a thong. ;)

ha ha ha :D:D

Did she look anything like the picture I posted?
No much saggier and styled more young, if that makes sense.

Blue eyes man... you frustrate the hell out of me.... either that or you've been living a little to close to Church Street.

That girl wanted your c*ck like an addict wants crack..... you could have schtooped that is record time.

If you dont want to do it for your self.... do it for your country!

"Oh Caaaanadaaaa. Our home and native laaaaand.........." :D
Haha, dude, I can get women around my age. I don't want to touch something that old and wrinkly. A true milf, I would entertain, not this.