I thought this thread was done before, but I searched and couldn't find it.

What would be a match you would like to see? Who would win? Who is the most feared? All hypothetical, of course, and only for fun. No betting or flaming allowed.

My current favorite opponent would have to be truemagellen, although a chocolate pudding deathmatch with Morgan would be more fun.

I fear MadRonin and Luftwaffle.

You fear animeboy??? You dont fear me?!

I thought this thread was done before, but I searched and couldn't find it.

What would be a match you would like to see? Who would win? Who is the most feared? All hypothetical, of course, and only for fun. No betting or flaming allowed.

My current favorite opponent would have to be truemagellen, although a chocolate pudding deathmatch with Morgan would be more fun.

I fear MadRonin and Luftwaffle.

im worthy of an opponent...who will step right up?

I will destroy you.

You fear animeboy??? You dont fear me?!Ming has scary skills with which I am unfamiliar. His gentle animes are there to distract his opponents from his evil deadly tricks.

And Tony is skilled with the sword. My potions are no good at long range. :eek:

Wait, nevermind. I didn't know I had to step up.

I have a bum knee. Maybe next time.

dont let your enemy know your weakness...oh yeah i have a scottish claymore and im willing to fight with it...there can be only one

I mean I literally have a bum's knee (from the patella down). I wield it like a club, and I will beat you with it unmercifully.

I'm just lazy and don't like steps.

And Tony is skilled with the sword. My potions are no good at long range. :eek:

one word- slingshot. get some range for those potions:D

me vs. abbid

dont let your enemy know your weakness...oh yeah i have a scottish claymore and im willing to fight with it...there can be only one


eheheheh ive got a dragon hilt katana:)

oh yeah umm- ME vs. Phee in a hottub;)

I think it would be fun to box BlueEyes, but I think we'd agree on too many things.

ohohoho me vs dazygirl in a whip cream battle:D

Me vs. Aratinga. But she cannot have any sharp cutting objects, only a riding crop and spiked heel leather boots.

I will bring only a simple potion. ;)

Ming has scary skills with which I am unfamiliar. His gentle animes are there to distract his opponents from his evil deadly tricks.
I'm harmless. :D

dont let your enemy know your weakness...oh yeah i have a scottish claymore and im willing to fight with it...there can be only one
We're on.
You bring your claymore.
I'll bring mine.


http://www.af.mil/news/airman/0104/defense5.jpg

I'm harmless. :D
When I cut your ring, you will truly be harmless. :)

http://www.rnhorological.co.uk/images/IMGA1050T-S379%20RN.jpg

You fear animeboy??? You dont fear me?!

dude nobody fears you. :D

one word- slingshot. get some range for those potions:D
Four words - Ghillie Suit (http://www.ghilliesuits.com/index.asp?PageAction=VIEWPROD&ProdID=73) Remington 700 (http://world.guns.ru/sniper/sn10-e.htm) :p

ohohoho me vs dazygirl in a whip cream battle:D

It's on Zoom! I'll even let you have 2 bottles of whipped cream. ;)

eheh i got to work in a ghillie suit for a whole day in february of 1987

It's on Zoom! I'll even let you have 2 bottles of whipped cream. ;)


YEAH BABY:D

Four words - Ghillie Suit (http://www.ghilliesuits.com/index.asp?PageAction=VIEWPROD&ProdID=73) Remington 700 (http://world.guns.ru/sniper/sn10-e.htm) :p
I have 4 words for you: cyanide laced snickers bar. ;)

eheheheh ive got a dragon hilt katana:)
Yeah but your sword is stainless steel and has a plastic handle, Feras's sword is probably carbon steel with a wooden-core handle. Stainless steel sword blades shatter like glass. ;)

Besides, I don't need to use any of my metal swords. I have a Suburito (http://www.japaneseswordsltd.com/suburido.html). :p

I have 4 words for you: cyanide laced snickers bar. ;)
I don't like Snickers. :p

Milky Way OTOH, and you got me dead to rights. :o

:D

I don't like Snickers. :p
I think those would be the last words I ever heard before my skull was crushed. :eek:

I just thought a Snickers would look pretty good after a long stakeout in one of those suits. ;)

eheh i got to work in a ghillie suit for a whole day in february of 1987 Whenever I wear a ghillie suit, I look like a fat sasquatch. :p

madronin you should get an M40A1 - the improved version of the remingtonhttp://www.hqmc.usmc.mil/factfile.nsf/0/03ae5c82962bc0f48525627b006d3126?OpenDocument

sword is 440stainless not that brittle and full tang not a plaything. i mention it against the claymore just for the movie reference:).

i have this to match against your suburito- 3section (http://www.wle.com/products/W351.html) althought no trining with it yet. give me a couple or 3 months;)

All men fear this weapon. Unfortunately, its range is poor. :(

http://www.kerekesequip.com/bimages/l100.jpg

foul foul !!!!

Yeah but your sword is stainless steel and has a plastic handle, Feras's sword is probably carbon steel with a wooden-core handle. Stainless steel sword blades shatter like glass. ;)

Besides, I don't need to use any of my metal swords. I have a Suburito (http://www.japaneseswordsltd.com/suburido.html). :p
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damn right i need to oil that blade so it doesnt rust. of course i use the same stuff samurai use...choji oil

foul foul !!!!Indeed it is. But it must be done.

Now just try to relax. :D

Hahaha classic.


I call myself out. You hear that! Yeah Me!

madronin you should get an M40A1 - the improved version of the remingtonhttp://www.hqmc.usmc.mil/factfile.nsf/0/03ae5c82962bc0f48525627b006d3126?OpenDocument

sword is 440stainless not that brittle and full tang not a plaything. i mention it against the claymore just for the movie reference:).

i have this to match against your suburito- 3section (http://www.wle.com/products/W351.html) althought no trining with it yet. give me a couple or 3 months;)
Remington 700 cheaper.

440 Stainless is very brittle when drawn into a long, thin bar like a sword. No flexibility like spring steel. Great for knives, poor choice for a sword.

If you want a fully funtional Highlander katana get one of these (http://www.filmswords.com/highlander/index.htm) (provided they ever finish making them) - 1st link. :D

Suburito would be too slow against the 3 section staff. Let me finish my naginata (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Naginata) class in October and lose about 50 pounds, and then we'll talk. :p

I have a Suburito.

We have a awesome Taqueria near my work place that makes the bestest suburitos, I like to get carnitas on mine. Snicker-Snac!

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damn right i need to oil that blade so it doesnt rust. of course i use the same stuff samurai use...choji oil
Choji oil is just mineral oil with a hint of cloves.

The story goes that a Samurai came home to find out that his wife had mistakenly used his mineral oil to cook with. Needless to say he was in a "crappy" mood (ha ha, get it...crappy) and as punishment, beat his wife nearly to death (nice guy). To prevent a recurrence, he added clove to the mineral oil.

We have a awesome Taqueria near my work place that makes the bestest suburitos, I like to get carnitas on mine. Snicker-Snac!
Lol. No fair using chemical warfare. :p :D

You fear animeboy??? You dont fear me?!

Dont worry guy..I fear you... NOT :D

If you want a fully funtional Highlander katana get one of these (http://www.filmswords.com/highlander/index.htm) (provided they ever finish making them) - 1st link. :D
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When I cut your ring, you will truly be harmless. :)

http://www.rnhorological.co.uk/images/IMGA1050T-S379%20RN.jpg
It's OK. Hello Kitty will protect me.

Let me finish my naginata (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Naginata) class in October and lose about 50 pounds, and then we'll talk. :p

heheh i was thinking at soem point in learning a polearm like a kwan dao (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kwan_dao)

I'll take you all on

http://www.vaxserve.com/views/images/photo/MIL4-511.jpg
again, my range is poor. :(


http://www.rjrbrands.com/images/apparel/pen%201_772_zoom.jpg
this one has slightly better range, and is just as deadly. :)

i think i'd have to take on ike...for some reason i think he'd be fun..plus i know he likes me so hed never actually hurt me! :D

I see your swords, and raise you my metal baseball bat. I know how to use it, I've hit someone square in the face with it full swing. I bet you can't say that about your swords :p

i've been hit square in the shoulder with a six foot aluminum pole from behind...aluminum is weak and my shoulder is strong.

I'll kick you in the throat.

Well the bat was stronger than the nose of the person I hit with it

Ouch!

I got clocked in the temple on the follow through of a baseball bat when I was 2 years old.

Yeah, I would never do something like that on purpose. My brother ran into my backswing when he was like 5 and it sent him to the emergency room.

While I'm too peaceful to do that, I do have secret psychic powers given to me by a new age cult. Compared to me, Akira is nothing.

Backswing with a baseball bat? Don't you start the swing already in a backswing position? Or do you have a special swing? :confused:

I had a backwards followthrough after my normal one. You could understand what it looked like if you remember that "people do stupid things" commercial where a kid is standing in front of a glass door and is pitched to, and on the backswing he let's go of the bat and it goes through the door.

Like the Tiger Woods recoil on his 72nd hole at the PGA Championship on Sunday, when he almost hit the flagstick with his second shot to the 650 yard par 4.

I see your swords, and raise you my metal baseball bat. I know how to use it, I've hit someone square in the face with it full swing. I bet you can't say that about your swords :p
I'll see your baseball bat and raise it a crow bar. Solid steel vs. hollow aluminium? No contest. ;) :p :D

I've never hit anyone with one of my swords, but I have destroyed quite a few boffa weapons. :D

I'll see your baseball bat and raise it a crow bar. Solid steel vs. hollow aluminium? No contest. ;) :p :D

I've never hit anyone with one of my swords, but I have destroyed quite a few boffa weapons. :D
Lol. I wish I had the money to buy some more expensive swords. I've got to learn how to use them first though :p

By the way, what is a boffa weapon?(Who will answer first, Waffle or Ronin?)

unless someone can find some kryptonite, i'll OWN you all! MUAHAHA!!

http://gamesandbeyond.com/vintage/superman/kryptonite.jpg

not sure if this was mentioned earlier but Jonny Depp vs Gene Wilder for the best willy wonka

the original one.

Lol. I wish I had the money to buy some more expensive swords. I've got to learn how to use them first though :p

By the way, what is a boffa weapon?(Who will answer first, Waffle or Ronin?)
Never heard of a boffa weapon.

realistic foam padded training weapons. they still hurt when they hit but they are padded enough that you can train without pulling your strikes.

What? Like Nerf?

What? Like Nerf?
Sort of. You can buy ready-made boffa weapons from self-defense supply stores (if that makes sense). Those can be expensive though and it's pretty easy to make your own.

Me and my friends used to buy dowel rods and wrap them with thick pipe insulation and then beat the hell out of each other. Problem was 1" or even 2" dowel rods are pretty weak, so they wouldn't last long.

My friends decided to use pvc pipe over the dowels to give them strength and rigidity. I went a different route. I wrapped an old fiberglass sledge hammer handle in pipe insulation. Then I proceeded to destroy every boffa weapon my friends threw (sometimes literally) at me. Nothing could ever stand up to that sledge hammer handle. I still have it. It's like swinging ironwood. :D

unless someone can find some kryptonite, i'll OWN you all! MUAHAHA!!

I've got some in the computer I'm using right now. Well Krypton really, it's used for some large bandwith channel in the processor.