SOrry for the hijack brokenangel..

We have our own thread now!

We do? What's the topic?

awesome! You quoted me just for a new thread!! haha, this is great!

redshedevil was inquiering all about my sex life and I informed her that I'm a virgin.

Oh and im all happy because morgan got naked to chat with us. :D

hahaha, yup..i'm still naked..i haven't gotten dressed yet to go out..>BUT my hair is DRY and STRAIGHT. we're getting some place now..

Better than having lesbian hair!

HI BrokenAngel, welcome to the forum....

*HIJACK*

as far as guy's sex life, inquiring minds want to know.......................

hahaha, yup..i'm still naked..i haven't gotten dressed yet to go out..>BUT my hair is DRY and STRAIGHT. we're getting some place now..


:eek: I will be right over.

Better than having lesbian hair!
Lesbians have different kind of hair eh? How would you know? :eek:

Hijacker!!!

Lets talk about YOUR sex life.

btw, what is yuor avatar is that a screwey pussy?? :o


Damn people jumped in line i ws talking to redshedevil :p

so you want to know about moRotorMotor's sex life? hmmmmm.....

btw, what is yuor avatar is that a screwey pussy?? :o
um sure, never quite thought of it that way, but that works for me!
;)

no matter who it is....even you internet leg humpers have more of a sex life than me. hahaha, thats awesome. I love being the virgin. haha

I KNOW all about HIS sex life..



so you want to know about moRotorMotor's sex life? hmmmmm.....

I KNOW all about HIS sex life..

because you're involved in it! :p

I KNOW all about HIS sex life..
funny, i hadnt thought of you that way....not that there's anything wrong with that!!!

oh--and guy only humps toes..not whole legs..sorry

pwned!

I'm not gay.. I just don't think he has one because he works for his parents in thier restaraunt.. and I lived that life for a long time!

uhh...but you got laid a lot...haha. he's just not as into toes i guess

Toes are so sexy, rob is a leg humper tho so dont bash leg humpers :D

öwned!

wtf how did i get involved with this?

I'm not gay.. I just don't think he has one because he works for his parents in thier restaraunt.. and I lived that life for a long time!
you humped his parents's legs in their restaurant? wow, i am so confused... :confused:

Morgan and Redshedevil can own me anyday, let me get my leash.

no...the other guy did..haha

wtf how did i get involved with this?
the butt :eek:

Morgan and Redshedevil can own me anyday, let me get my leash.
i bite...is that a problem?

You're so mean. See if I ever stick anything on your rear end again! :p

no...the other guy did..haha

Morgan and Redshedevil can own me anyday, let me get my leash.

i don't do girls...sorry..

i guess that leaves both ya'll out :D :p

Nah.. you're another one of those nipple biters I keep running into huh!!

i bite...is that a problem?

You're so mean. See if I ever stick anything on your rear end again! :p

uh huh..thats what the little angel face was for....haha nice

Damn guy321!!!


OWNED!!!

i don't do girls...sorry..

i guess that leaves both ya'll out :D :p

haha, i'm on a roll tonight...YES! :)

Yeah, but I still truned your 8 into a HONDA

i don't do girls...sorry..

i guess that leaves both ya'll out :D :p
OH SNAP!!! :D :D :D

I already acknowledged that so you didn't have to :p

OH SNAP!!! :D :D :D

So your girlfriend rolls a Honda, playin' workout tapes by Fonda
But Fonda ain't got a motor in the back of her Honda
My anaconda don't want none
Unless you've got buns, hun

:( Yeah, but I still truned your 8 into a HONDA

I already acknowledged that so you didn't have to :p
slow typer...my apologies

Your cat is hypnotising me.

look closely into my eye(s)

DAMNIT! i can't find my honda rx8!! grrrr

look there is nothing wrong with biting :o

i am ypnotised

good, now go fix me turkey pot pie!

i make a mean turducken

i make a mean turducken
good, go fix me turducken pot pie! ;) :p

Better than having lesbian hair!

This statement is useless without pics :p

Do you know what a turducken is?

good, go fix me turducken pot pie! ;) :p

Do you know what a turducken is?
sadly, yes

I also know tofurkey. I am smarteded

ok just checkin, most women cant handle that much meat :D

ok just checkin, most women cant handle that much meat :D
i may be small, but i can handle lots of things :cool:

how small are you?

4'14"

how small are you?

I think she's made it clear she's too big for you

you're my mom's height!

Hmm where did everyone go??? Just us? ;)

^^ guess not!

i may be small, but i can handle lots of things :cool:


Morgan who? I will be right over.. ;)

Hey I'm rappin with her right now!

w00t!

Klegg and I are goingt o fight to the death now.

it's the eyeball(s). Gets em every time!

ok just checkin, most women cant handle that much meat :D


sunday a freind of my wife's was over visiting. i was making a roast for dinner. she( the freind) is a vegetarian. right in front of my wife she says

"no i dont eat meat but if i was going to eat anybody's meat it would be your's charlie"

my wife just winked :eek:

sunday a freind of my wife's was over visiting. i was making a roast for dinner. she( the freind) is a vegetarian. right in front of my wife she says

"no i dont eat meat but if i was going to eat anybody's meat it would be your's charlie"

my wife just winked :eek:

Go for it :eek:

sunday a freind of my wife's was over visiting. i was making a roast for dinner. she( the freind) is a vegetarian. right in front of my wife she says

"no i dont eat meat but if i was going to eat anybody's meat it would be your's charlie"

my wife just winked :eek:
NOICE! :eek:

WOOHOO Please send me the video charlie! :) Pleaseno video of your twigs and berries, only mine are allowed :D

twigs
more than one twig? ok, i want the video too...gotta see this one!!

get it now? ;)

:rolleyes: what video? Zoom hasn't made it yet.. i hope it's not of a woman eating Meatloaf :o

Klegg and I are goingt o fight to the death now.


Watch it..I use the "monky grabbing peach" move :eek:

more than one twig? ok, i want the video too...gotta see this one!!

get it now? ;)


Ignore branch boy..let me show you a mighty oak... ;)

I got it the first time :) I typed it on purpose :) I know zoom better thanyou do ;)

more than one twig? ok, i want the video too...gotta see this one!!

get it now? ;)

Morgan who? I will be right over.. ;)

TWICE NOW!!!! FINE! I didn't want you anyways...

stupid married men...*humph* :mad:

TWICE NOW!!!! FINE! I didn't want you anyways...

stupid married men...*humph* :mad:


NoNO..I meant "Morgan, who is the only one for me..I will be right over..

Stupid key board...

Klegg has 2 twigs.

28 meters...nothing more needs to be said :confused:

Klegg has 2 twigs.
meaning....more to share? uh uh, I won't step on morgan's territory! ;)

You ever read West of Eden by Harry Harrison? The reptile males had 2 peepees, had to mate with 2 females at once.. but the MALES would carry the babies, and after 3 matings the male would die :(

meaning....more to share? uh uh, I won't step on morgan's territory! ;)

work it guy work it. lol

You ever read West of Eden by Harry Harrison? The reptile males had 2 peepees, had to mate with 2 females at once.. but the MALES would carry the babies, and after 3 matings the male would die :(
i could probably handle a relationship like this. male carries the babies, dies after three matings, no worries about kicking him out of my house, no picking up his dirty underwear from the living room, the toilet seat would be down...

i'm moving east of eden, screw chicago.....

West of Eden, not East.. that's a movie :)

BTW, you live in lake Michigan???

West of Eden, not East.. that's a movie :)

BTW, you live in lake Michigan???
oh, ooops! i do believe you win the prize for being the ONLY one who noticed that! *splash* now i'll have to change my location......

I noticed it before, but didn't mention it :) So what do I win??? Please don't say RXgreight's butt :p

oh, ooops! i do believe you win the prize for being the ONLY one who noticed that! *splash* now i'll have to change my location......

no she'll say Robbie's butt. :D

Robbie's Butt!

Duh, the Simpsons live in Springfield , the true capitol!:)

meaning....more to share? uh uh, I won't step on morgan's territory! ;)


Is Morgan around?(looks about) It is not here territory! No worrys...come to klegg!

You can have RObbie's Butt :p

Is Morgan around?(looks about) It is not here territory! No worrys...come to klegg!

Is Morgan around?(looks about) It is not here territory! No worrys...come to klegg!
:eek: you're done...cut off...finished...nope not happening... :mad:

You can have him miss she devil! lol I dont want him anymore!!!!

Guy..how YOU doin... :p

nah, no sloppy seconds! :D

:eek: you're done...cut off...finished...nope not happening... :mad:

You can have him miss she devil! lol I dont want him anymore!!!!

Guy..how YOU doin... :p

:eek: (In deep barry white voice) Oh baby no..you do not understand. I may have sex with all those other women...but I would make love to youuuu....

(Well, if you did that sort of thing..and I was not married..and old. :( )

You can have RObbie's Butt :p
a'ight! :cool:

How YOU doin, want some turducken? ;)

:eek: you're done...cut off...finished...nope not happening... :mad:

You can have him miss she devil! lol I dont want him anymore!!!!

Guy..how YOU doin... :p

I have nice boobs.

a'ight! :cool:

These cyber relationships are so hard.. :(

I have nice boobs.
officially scared now........ :confused:

:eek: (In deep barry white voice) Oh baby no..you do not understand. I may have sex with all those other women...but I would make love to youuuu....

(Well, if you did that sort of thing..and I was not married..and old. :( )


haha, funny you would mention the married and old part *not that you're old.* The guy i've been going out with and i were at dinner last night and i was actually talking about this thread. And then it turned into how completely harmless we all really are towards each other bc most ya'll are signifigantly older than me..and married!!

But fine...i suppose i shall forgive you...

These cyber relationships are so hard.. :(
especially when your every word is recorded for posterity (and later lawsuits by your wife)
:eek: *busted*

How YOU doin, want some turducken? ;)

sorry allen...i've gone back to the old ways.... :( i dont know why i listen to his reasoning and applogies. haha :p

I'm hypnotized still. Klegg made me say that.

officially scared now........ :confused:

:jumping up and down:
:D kiss and make up! :D

haha, funny you would mention the married and old part *not that you're old.* The guy i've been going out with and i were at dinner last night and i was actually talking about this thread. And then it turned into how completely harmless we all really are towards each other bc most ya'll are signifigantly older than me..and married!!

But fine...i suppose i shall forgive you...


See that is my girl. Now let me rub your shoulders...(while winking at redshedevil)

Daaaang I'm alot less decrepit than Klegg :p

sorry allen...i've gone back to the old ways.... :( i dont know why i listen to his reasoning and applogies. haha :p

I'm hypnotized still. Klegg made me say that.
Klegg is the puppetmaster.....veddy interesting!

BTW, there was no hot breakfast waiting for me this morning. What happened to shedevilslave? :p

I'm still milking the goats!

See that is my girl. Now let me rub your shoulders...(while winking at redshedevil)

down boy!

I'm still milking the goats!
um, uh, oh.....
i got nothin

especially when your every word is recorded for posterity (and later lawsuits by your wife)
:eek: *busted*


She thinks it is funny. She is secure in the knowledge that no one else would want me..I have nothing left after she gets done with me anyway...and she can kick my ass.

Actually, she is probably happy someone else listen to me...that way, she does not have too.!!

just kidding..love ya sweetie (she reads the thread sometimes.)

lol, why not a cat...you can milk cats bc they have nipples cant you allen? or are you not skilled enough!

don't worry mrs klegg-o-rific...tis all in good fun! and you should check out robbie's butt sometime too!

She thinks it is funny. She is secure in the knowledge that no one else would want me..I have nothing left after she gets done with me anyway...and she can kick my ass.

Actually, she is probably happy someone else listen to me...that way, she does not have too.!!

just kidding..love ya sweetie (she reads the thread sometimes.)

awww, :waves to mrs. klegg!: Thanks for loaning us your husband for awhile! I swear i'm totally harmless!!

I tried milking my male cat, he started licking my arm.

lol, why not a cat...you can milk cats bc they have nipples cant you allen? or are you not skilled enough!

don't worry mrs klegg-o-rific...tis all in good fun! and you should check out robbie's butt sometime too!

oh oh! agreed! hahaha. Or just check out my whole butt thread...theres a ton of tushy on it! LOL!


wow, we're all really pathetic. it's awesome

Mr's Klegg, Klegg is my lovebunnie.. I have pictures of him all over my room!

oh oh! agreed! hahaha. Or just check out my whole butt thread...theres a ton of tushy on it! LOL!


wow, we're all really pathetic. it's awesome
tis true? link please??? shedevil must view all butts...well, because i'm bored at work. especially sad since i own the company! butts butts butts butts :p

http://www.rx8club.com/showthread.php?t=61322&highlight=Guy

Just for you shedevil..

(__)(__)

Mr's Klegg, Klegg is my lovebunnie.. I have pictures of him all over my room!


I think that may be true. You know how your ear itches when people talk about you..well of late my butt has been itching... :eek:

well, well ,well. i go to lunch and come back to 30 more posts filled with flirtatious, sexual innuendo laden, bombastic doggy poo. i think i'll just watch for awhile. the she devil knows which way her bread is buttered. :D

butter? did someone say butter? sorry, i was MIA over in the butt thread (now THAT is funny!)

I think that may be true. You know how your ear itches when people talk about you..well of late my butt has been itching... :eek:
that was boarderline gross....

.http://www.prxotc.com/images/305732871103l.jpg

See that is my girl. Now let me rub your shoulders...(while winking at redshedevil)

i'm beginning to wonder if you get as much hot monkey sex as you say you do. :confused:

well of late my butt has been itching... :eek:
you shut us all up! congratulations :D
*threadkill*

i'm beginning to wonder if you get as much hot monkey sex as you say you do. :confused:


I do. I am just a machine. A little rusty, some parts are worn out and the warrenty expired..but a machine none the less.

And you have met my wife...does she not excude an aura of monkey sex? No...do not answer that....

hmmm...SO ANYWAYS

SUBJECT CHANGE

Lets get back to talking about you two.....and me :D

If your batteries ever run low mr machine, I will reluctantly step in for you as you are such a good friend. Yes, I'll bite the bullet and endure monkey sex with your spouse.

I do. I am just a machine. A little rusty, some parts are worn out and the warrenty expired..but a machine none the less.

And you have met my wife...does she not excude an aura of monkey sex? No...do not answer that....

:eek: (In deep barry white voice) Oh baby no..you do not understand. I may have sex with all those other women...but I would make love to youuuu....

(Well, if you did that sort of thing..and I was not married..and old. :( )
Good grief man! You're not even close to being old. When you're 80 and can't wipe your own butt, then you can call yourself old. In the mean time go have hot monkey sex with your wife and get over this neurosis. :p

As a wise man once said "You're only as old as the woman you feel." ;)

:D

"You're only as old as the woman you feel."
Who said that? That's hysterical!!! ROFLMAO!!!

Who said that? That's hysterical!!! ROFLMAO!!!
Groucho Marx :cool:

thats awesome. i personally like, "i can't trust anything that can bleed for a week straight and not die."

thankfully i'm down to 5 days ...i'm trustworthy. haha

Good grief man! You're not even close to being old. When you're 80 and can't wipe your own butt, then you can call yourself old. In the mean time go have hot monkey sex with your wife and get over this neurosis. :p

As a wise man once said "You're only as old as the woman you feel." ;)

:D


Lawyer years(even fictious lawyer years) are like dog years. For evey one for everyone else, it is seven on me. I have been a lawyer for 12 years now..so I am like..77!!! :eek:

thats awesome. i personally like, "i can't trust anything that can bleed for a week straight and not die."

thankfully i'm down to 5 days ...i'm trustworthy. haha


To much info/......TO MUXH INFOOOOO!!! :eek: :eek:


And they say I am a thread killer!!

um, no comment

haha, i win. yes!

Hey duck were did you go! The chat was lost without you..

sorry-i fell asleep. lol