OK...so I went to cut my hair (the FRO was out of control) and I saw this old lady using a walker and I see another lady like 7 feet in front of her. (I didn't know they were together but more on that later) I don't know where they are walking to but I then see the other lady open the door and hold it open so I walk in (say thank you, etc).

I then see that she was holding the door for the older lady and I felt like a big JERK, lol. I think I kinda skiped her meanwhile the grandma slowly walked in and sat down.

I put my name on the list and sit down also. I was in a hurry but did not realize until after I put my name down that she was holding the door for the older lady.

Am I evil? :(

Note: Even after I realized it I still went ahead and cut my hair first...am I evil? :(

WWJD?

You're going to burn in hell for that one. :mad:

;) :p :D

yul buhn ein heil!!!

You bastard!

Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Well, since they will die soon, im sure they will tell god all about this incident. You're screwed buddy.

repent sinner! :D

you made an honest mistake get over it, do something nice for someone tomorrow

To quote Carlos Santana.... "you've got to change your evil ways.."

You are like DAMIEN! Son of the Devil.. you know.. Satan, aka Lord of the flies, Prince of Darknes, Belzebub, Mephisto, Lucifer, El Diablo, The Beast.. well ... you get my drift :D

lol...I know alot of you have been waiting for something like this, LOL :p

flame you for that, :p I mean I would have not posted it in the first place :D

Savor the feeling. Succumb to the Dark One's blandishments. Soon you'll be putting tacks on people's chairs and voting Democratic.

Join us!

If we confess our sins, he is faithful and just to forgive us our sins, and to cleanse us from all unrighteousness

God is looking down on you. and he ain't smiling.

evil, no.

rude and self-centered, yes.

The AARP reads this forum, you better watch your back.

If we confess our sins, he is faithful and just to forgive us our sins, and to cleanse us from all unrighteousness

AMEN

Oh no...the AARP...someone hide me, lol

But honestly, I did not notice until after I put my name on the list. But...I feel gilty anyway...

You weren't evil, but you should have given her a cupcake.

Not in the traditional sense. But the cupcakes where you fart in your wand and waft it up to someones face.

That would have been 1 evil point.

Farting in your wand? Is that a Harry Potter thing?

rx8wannahave, the bad news is that the AARP has a hit squad.

The good news? You should be able to outrun them.

Harry potter thing? No but it is Magical :D

Like the Fru-its of the Dev-eel!

You already know the answer, you believe you're inherently evil because you're human and have been tainted by that original sin ;)

Am I Evil?

This may make you feel better or worse.Take this test then share your results. :D
http://www.hatebox.com/

Am I Evil?

This may make you feel better or worse.Take this test then share your results. :D
http://www.hatebox.com/

46%... I'm below average

51% for me.

62%

Guess I'm a bit evil....... ;)

44% evil

46%, but we should be thinking beyond good and evil ;)

43% i win!

Rxwannahave:

Well, I'd say you're not evil, just unobservant. As I'm sure you've analyzed, the right thing to do would have been to immediately say - "hey, why don't you take her first" when your name was called. Damage solved, good deed done, and everyone is happy-happy-joy-joy.

Now, because Judaism doesn't have a savior to absolve us of our sins, and we have both full free will to choose the right path (and a duty to do so, by the way) AND the responsibility for our actions if we don't, it is a Jew's responsibility to right the wrongs you do. In practice, that means if you wrong someone, then you need to make it right with that person.

Now interestingly, in the interpretation of the Torah over the years, the sages and Rabbis have come up with the concept of "projected Mitzvot" (Mitzvot are good deeds - a Mitzvah is a good deed), as a way to help "make right" the wrong you did to someone that you either cannot readily find again, or who doesn't exist. Simply put, you cut someone off in traffic - and that person disappears before you can pull aside, give the "i'm sorry" look to them and let them go in front of you, then you should intentionally in inconvenience yourself to the benefit of others - i.e. let others go in front of you, in order to make good on the wrong you did.

So, since you won't be able to find the little old lady, next time you're there, let a couple of other people go in front of you - be sure to pick the one that looks like they are in a hurry. The good deed will be noticed, you'll feel better, and God will be happier with you as a result.

Stew

I may be only 62% evil, but I know enough about evil to know you're not evil. ;)

:D

According to that test, I'm only 51% evil. Where did I go wrong?

:mad: 59 % I've got to get back those morning exorcisms!


even :mad: :mad: after this frickin' diddy says I'm NOT a dirty ol' man, neither!!

http://www.okcupid.com/tests/take?testid=17398583863120086323

:o :o

Cheers!

Or you could just look at it as the Karma train coming around in your favor, for some nice un-evil thing you did for someone else. Since evil lurks with intent, you can smile and go about your day and thank the karma friendly old ladies that helped you to get on with your day. :D

Rxwannahave:

Well, I'd say you're not evil, just unobservant. As I'm sure you've analyzed, the right thing to do would have been to immediately say - "hey, why don't you take her first" when your name was called. Damage solved, good deed done, and everyone is happy-happy-joy-joy.

Yup…I was selfish and since I was in a hurry I did not say to the old ladies go right ahead. I justified myself by thinking:

Note: Now the AARP will get me for this one…

Lady hair takes FOREVER to wash, cut, and style while my hair cut takes about 10 minutes. I then had a flash back of Seinfeld when he took the marble rye from the old lady (he stole it from her) while calling her an old hag/bat/etc….and then ran off. LOL...I'm sorry LORD...

Now, because Judaism doesn't have a savior to absolve us of our sins, and we have both full free will to choose the right path (and a duty to do so, by the way) AND the responsibility for our actions if we don't, it is a Jew's responsibility to right the wrongs you do. In practice, that means if you wrong someone, then you need to make it right with that person.

Well, you know I think you do have a savior it’s just that he was not accepted by many (not all) Jews. But, Christians practice restitution when possible also. If I wrong someone (damage property, cause them pain, etc) I first apologize and ask for forgiveness. Then…when applicable we are called to (per GOD’s word) to right the wrong we committed against another. It’s the love thy neighbor as you love yourself teaching. So in this area…it’s the same for Christians.

Now interestingly, in the interpretation of the Torah over the years, the sages and Rabbis have come up with the concept of "projected Mitzvot" (Mitzvot are good deeds - a Mitzvah is a good deed), as a way to help "make right" the wrong you did to someone that you either cannot readily find again, or who doesn't exist. Simply put, you cut someone off in traffic - and that person disappears before you can pull aside, give the "i'm sorry" look to them and let them go in front of you, then you should intentionally in inconvenience yourself to the benefit of others - i.e. let others go in front of you, in order to make good on the wrong you did.

Can we ever right our wrongs…honestly? We commit so many wrongs that we are always stuck in “wrong” debt, it’s continual daily. But…here is where we differ greatly, to the Jew works can justify the person before GOD while JESUS taught that no matter how “good” we can be the wages of sin can not be paid for by good deeds. But…that would lead to a new topic…

So, since you won't be able to find the little old lady, next time you're there, let a couple of other people go in front of you - be sure to pick the one that looks like they are in a hurry. The good deed will be noticed, you'll feel better, and God will be happier with you as a result.

Well, JESUS died for my sins now and while I’m in this place so I’ll be forgiven if I repent honestly. BUT, I’ll still take your advice since doing good is always….well, a good thing to do.

I’ll have to take the “evil” test later just to see what I get…but I can’t now cause I’m at work. :rolleyes:

37%

guys, this is NOT a religious discussion. gees. it would be really stupid if we had to close a thread like this because of that.

How do we define evil? If I kick my RX that might be evil to some and not to others. So what's the definition?

Lancer on steroids.
Oh sorry - that is EVO.
RX8wannahave - you are forgiven. Don't let it happen again.

hmmm... I think I'm in trouble, here. 78%.
BAAWHAHAHAHAHA Maybe I'll change my name to Damien...:D

Hmmm, it must have all come from the "Do you close threads without good reason?" question from the way people act around here ;) :D :D

93% Evil. Nice.

Lawful evil human mage with intelligence and charisma bonus.

You need to spend a little time in NY, at least you said "Thank You"!

so is this some sort of demented metaphor for sleeping with two elderly women?

I've been to NY...and that's the place where my dislike of cops came from, lol...but just the arrogant ones.

Truemag this is not a parable...and your you need help, lol

I have yet to take the test...too much BF2 and going down to Miami lately, lol...

Well....38% evil....

Maybe there is hope for me yet...

:D

44% evil.....bwahahahahahahaha! Tho it said "You are my favorite princess" :D

RX8Wanna....just pay it forward, it'll all even out in the end :D

Your score: 62%

Average score
for 42016 participants: 57%

You're a bit evil alright

I just found out my wife is 44% evil.... :eek:

Your wife is RedSheDevil?? :0

I just found out my wife is 44% evil.... :eek:

thank goodness or you'd never get any

SINNER! ;) just kidding bud :) :) :p :D

"An Orgasm a day keeps the doctor away" amen!

See, and all this time I thought it was an apple a day....
Orgasm huh? I guess I better get busy I got some catching up to do. ;) :D :D

"An Orgasm a day keeps the doctor away" amen!

...and twice in one day and you can peak into the future...try it, it works...lol :p :D

Wow - I'm only 45% evil.

Now, here's the REAL test: http://www.puritytest.net This is the best version, which has been on the internet since the late 80's. I think it's been agreed upon as being about the most statistically 'correct' version (the 500 question, unisex, omnisexual, purity test). I think 700 and 1000 question versions exist, but they were statistically skewed, and not as accurate.

EDIT: I'm currently 48.6% pure, according to the test. Probably have plateaued at that point....

(lots of jewish vs. christian philosophical discussion deleted)
Stew & wannahave - IMHO you're both approaching a concept from opposite directions, and haven't quite got to the middle yet. So far, it's a civil, flame-free discussion, and I wish the rules allowed me to contribute some opinion, but anyway...

I just found out my wife is 44% evil.... :eek:
My wife took the test today and got 54%. Don't worry about being evil though. No one has gotten better than my 62%. ;) :D