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mysterygrrl 07-15-2003, 02:16 AM So...I desperately want this car (I'm sure you can all understand). Unfortunately, being 18 and employed part time at a minimum wage job and already having received a new car from my parents in winter 2002 makes my odds of getting an rx8 look pretty slim, huh? My original plan was to get a boob job and become a stripper while I'm going to school. If you work at Hooters, I heard, they'll pay for half of your boob job (technically, one boob haha). So if I worked there for a while, really, all I'd need to raise is about $2000. I also heard that some girl just posted her pictures on the internet and was like "if you think i need a boob job send me money" and people did, and she got one. So maybe I could give that a shot. I thought maybe I'd start here since y'all can sympathize :) But really, I'm afraid of going to hell, so do any of you have any better ideas for how to get the money? If not, will you kindly make a check out to J-me's Boob Job Fund?
Digisan 07-15-2003, 04:53 AM That has to be the dumbest propostion I've heard. A boob job so you can make money as a stripper? Take the boob job money and invest it into a college education!
BOOSTD 7 07-15-2003, 10:19 AM Before we can advise whether a boob job is a good investment or not, we need to see some pictures. Some girls need a lot more than just a boob job!
Racer X-8 07-15-2003, 10:22 AM The first 3 = the 3rd. Eternity's a long time. Go w/ 4th!!!:(
ZoomZoom 07-15-2003, 10:48 AM Yes, post pictures!!! ;)
Sputnik 07-15-2003, 11:35 AM It's just a frickin' car. In a few months, it will be a readily available mid-priced car.
If you want to get a boob job, that's one thing. But frankly, you will lead a miserable and unsatisfying life if you make sacrifices like that for relatively little money to get a newer car.
---jps
zoom44 07-15-2003, 11:40 AM I'd say i have to agree with Boostd7 on this one. pictures are necassary here. i did vote for "become a stripper" but with some reservations. if you decide to take that route Portland Oregon has more strip clubs per capita than any other state. there are plenty of jobs out here in the business. some freinds of mine even own a strip club and i could get you an audition there no problem.
seikx8 07-15-2003, 11:41 AM Here is my opinions & advise, you don't need to take my word for it:
Being 18 you should save the money and pursue a good education. You're already lucky that you parent bought you a car. As you already know money have to be hard earned, otherwise you'll be inviting trouble.
If you cannot affort the car now, it's better to wait than throw your career away. There'll always cool car available (perhaps the return of RX7?), it only takes one bad decision to ruin your life. IMO, it's not worth the efforts for the RX8 fame if you cannot affort it.
You can always dream but, Education -> Knowledge -> Money & Power => RX8 :cool:
Btw, good luck on whatever you might be pursuing.
blizz81 07-15-2003, 12:33 PM At 18 and with school in the future, I'd be driving around without worries if my parents bought me a new 02 just-about-anything.
I had a far-off dream that I would knock at my parents with when I was 18 of getting a $30k car (my college tuition was free at the school I started out at - moms works there, that was my 'leverage' :) ) as a graduation present. But...I held out for a $300 home subwoofer and instead bought a 10-year-old integra that took me two years to pay for by myself. And making $150/mo payments was a challenge even though I've always worked full-time summers/20+hrs a week during school/7 days a week for 9 months between two jobs.
Just my story, but sounds like you might have more financial backing if you get into $ trouble. Me, I put a 1" scratch in a legend, and got in an accident that my insurance agency somehow ruled was my fault in the time of owning the ac, and found myself having to eat $2500 dealing with those incidents.
I've learned for me, its not wise to stretch outside my means budget-wise while in school.
Magnesium 07-15-2003, 12:36 PM Originally posted by BOOSTD 7
Before we can advise whether a boob job is a good investment or not, we need to see some pictures. Some girls need a lot more than just a boob job!
My sentiments exactly!
mental pimp 07-15-2003, 01:04 PM i have $50 dollars in my pocket, can i be your pimp?
Toadman 07-15-2003, 02:14 PM if you decide to take that route Portland Oregon has more strip clubs per capita than any other state. there are plenty of jobs out here in the business. some freinds of mine even own a strip club and i could get you an audition there no problem. Just be direct and give her your phone number.
:D
I also smell a fake post.
blizz81 07-15-2003, 02:18 PM So if I worked there for a while, really, all I'd need to raise is about $2000.
I didnt even see that in there.
Just $2000?
you don't even need to get a boob job. Just do what you talked about pleading for boob job money over the net...just post pictures up of some uber-hot stick figure girl with a washboard chest. You could prolly pull it off a couple times if necessary :)
zoom44 07-15-2003, 02:49 PM Originally posted by Toadman
Just be direct and give her your phone number.
:D
hey now i couldn't do that! i am a happily married man! i could just point her in the direction of my freinds establishment ;)
Quick_lude 07-15-2003, 02:55 PM http://www.acura-cl.com/forums/images/smilies/postpics.gif
Man, some of you guys take every post seriously.. this is probably a joke.. :D
blizz81 07-15-2003, 03:03 PM hey, I KNOW girls that would post this :)
Smoker 07-15-2003, 03:32 PM Its not just the Boobs, you need to know the Moves too.
I suggest you put together a video and let us give you some honest feedback.
Gamera can probably host that for us too :D
Links:
Day 1:
Part 03 - Handling test
Day 2:
Part 04 - Slalom test
Day 3:
Part 08 - Tsukuba Battle
Day 4:
Part 05 - Design
Part 06 - RX-7 Spirit R, Roadster 1800RS, RX-8
Part 09 - Driver opinons
Day 5:
Part 10 - mysterygrrl's strip tease
TJRX8 07-15-2003, 04:08 PM Originally posted by zoom44
I'd say i have to agree with Boostd7 on this one. pictures are necassary here. i did vote for "become a stripper" but with some reservations. if you decide to take that route Portland Oregon has more strip clubs per capita than any other state. there are plenty of jobs out here in the business. some freinds of mine even own a strip club and i could get you an audition there no problem.
You may want to check your sources on that, I have heard that Tampa, FL is the Nudie Bar Capital of the country.
Besides the weather is MUCH nicer here and the Beaches are world class. Getting an audition would only take walking into a club and doing your thing :-)
good luck
Elara 07-15-2003, 04:12 PM Originally posted by blizz81
hey, I KNOW girls that would post this :)
Yeah, as a joke, I'll bet.
This post was obviously written by a guy.
mysterygrrl 07-15-2003, 08:26 PM Well it's a half joke. But since you're all so concerned...yes, I'm getting an education. I got my AA (with honors!) during hs so I'm entering University of Washington as a junior in the fall. So I'm don't worry... but since these plans are pretty concrete though I don't think I'll be moving to either U.S. nudie bar capitals any time soon (just for argument's sake though...I think it's Las Vegas??? at least that's where the big bucks are for such an occupation???).
Oh and I drive an 02 civic. People give me so much crap. Like "when are you going to get a real car?" Yeah well at least I've accepted what I'm driving and treat it for what it is, unlike some people...
Hmm I can post my cheesy senior pictures anyway. I have a baby face but someone pervy told me that could be used to my advantage as a stripper ;)
mysterygrrl 07-15-2003, 08:27 PM ahhh that's embarassing looking!
i had no way to make it smaller sorry
Racer X-8 07-15-2003, 08:34 PM Yow! Don't need anything me thinks. Nice pose too by the way.
Uh, anyway, a junior? You got 2 years in already?
SPDFRK 07-15-2003, 08:49 PM Originally posted by mysterygrrl
I got my AA
I thought thats what you were trying to get rid of.:D
mysterygrrl 07-15-2003, 08:57 PM yeah i did running start if you know what that is
literally *LOL* at spdfrk
yeah the photographer really liked that picture. she ended up putting it smack on the front of her brochures. and she put a poster size one or something at her booth at a local festival. how embarassing. everyone gave me mad crap for it.
Racer X-8 07-15-2003, 09:26 PM Well, no. Do you take, like, equivalency exams? What's your major?
I dunno about you, but this site is really locking-up a lot tonight. I think when all the guys get a look at that photo, this site's gonna lock-up permanently. They're gonna go pistonic! Wow, new word, I think.:D
I keep scrolling back to it. Jeez, nice...eyes...yep. It's your eyes. They're like windows....oh,,,anyway, you look mahvelous dahlink. Simply mahvelous!:cool:
mysterygrrl 07-15-2003, 09:33 PM no i took classes at the local community college and those credits count as both hs and college credit. it's free, so it's a great deal. i think i want to be a dietician. so i guess i will major in biochemistry or something like that. in a few years i will be definitely be able to afford the rx8...and by then i'll be able to get all the mazdaspeed stuff, right? maybe it's better to wait
yeah it's a good picture...why would i put up a bad one when i want all y'alls approval for becoming a stripper?
ducatipace 07-15-2003, 09:33 PM Seriously, You dont need any work done AT ALL !!! And from the sounds of things you are pretty sharp and quick on your feet...
heres my suggestion.....get in the Mortgage business....you are great looking...people skills are a plus...the industry is insane right now...and you could close ONE lOAN and cover your down payment...there are brokers ALL OVER who would hire you tomorrow with no experience....and they will do all your work for you.....processing etc......there you go....and you could do it part time ...like absolutely no effort at all and make six figures EASY !
mysterygrrl 07-15-2003, 09:38 PM btw racer x-8...yeah i like it...you should change your profile. "middle aged, pistonic, christian, married homeowner" nice ring to it, eh?
Racer X-8 07-15-2003, 09:45 PM In Detroit?
Your timing should be just about perfect for the Mazdaspeed RX-8. Maybe model year two, but maybe year 1 for that car. It's gonna be a wonderful thing!
StealthTL 07-15-2003, 09:51 PM PERVY?
I resemble that remark !
S
ducatipace 07-15-2003, 09:52 PM What do you mean?? I have contacted everyone I can get ahold of trying to order all of those mods....or just the MAZDASPEED RX8
itself and no-one knows anything. I have a guy at corksport waiting to release the prices to me so I can order every available upgrade (aftermarket) and I have heard nothing. If you can tell me how to get that stuff..........I'll buy it all TOMORROW !
Racer X-8 07-15-2003, 09:57 PM Originally posted by mysterygrrl
btw racer x-8...yeah i like it...you should change your profile. "middle aged, pistonic, christian, married homeowner" nice ring to it, eh?
No, no. Not me, them! You know, the others out there. Geez.
Don't misinterpret our friendly chat here, OK? It's not like I'm gonna drive 5,000,000 miles to WA so you can smell my new RX-8 or anything...I may be christian, but I aint stupid, girlie...;)
Racer X-8 07-15-2003, 10:00 PM Originally posted by ducatipace
What do you mean?? I have contacted everyone I can get ahold of trying to order all of those mods....or just the MAZDASPEED RX8
itself and no-one knows anything. I have a guy at corksport waiting to release the prices to me so I can order every available upgrade (aftermarket) and I have heard nothing. If you can tell me how to get that stuff..........I'll buy it all TOMORROW !
Uh, hee hee. Sorry, but I was refering to mysterygrrl's getting one at the time she graduates from college. My mistake.
ducatipace 07-15-2003, 10:06 PM No prob ......but seriously....if anyone has the info on how to get ahold of those aftermarket mods "right-away" , I would be gratefull $$.........Im Italian......thats how we say thank you !!
I need the stuff by Aug 18th......we have a HUGE cruise/race event here in Detroit and I want my car totally tricked out by then!
Racer X-8 07-15-2003, 10:22 PM Well then, you can go to the Tech / Performance section of this site. Aug. 18? Better hurry, huh?
khoney 07-15-2003, 11:13 PM My advice: Go to college, major in Marketing, and become a pharmaceutical sales rep. The women in this field are always hot looking, and make a ton of money. And for some reason they usually end up marrying a doctor :)
8_wannabe 07-15-2003, 11:38 PM Hey, this is a fun thread and I'm voting for the stripper route, but you guys don't really believe this do you? First, of all the credible 18-yr-olds who have posted here not one could write as coherently as MysteryGirl. I think it's one of us regular posters just pulling our collective legs. Besides, the glamor shot is too good. How would a nice girl like that end up with a hopeless group of rotorheads like us. It don't wash... And for what its worth, you don't need no boob job! hehe
mysterygrrl 07-15-2003, 11:44 PM how can i prove to you all that i'm for real?
mysterygrrl 07-15-2003, 11:46 PM just for the books...i took an auto tech class at the community college but i got a c in it hahaha. all the guys in there gave me a hard time too.
mazdaboy 07-15-2003, 11:52 PM here is one more for you guys. I think that her body is great but she is always open to suggestion. Btw i am here boyfreind. and see is 18.
http://www.3-points.com/rhertz/img.asp?id=833
mysterygrrl 07-16-2003, 02:59 AM Originally posted by StealthTL
PERVY?
I resemble that remark !
S
did he mean resent? or did he actually intend to say resemble? the world may never know!
yeah that picture is ok but this one is hella more zoom zoomer, erik ;) and the first one? open zoom zoom maximooooo!
mysterygrrl 07-16-2003, 03:02 AM Oh and I didn't know my photo was property of galantvr4.org now. Check the bottom right corner. Sold it for parts?
mysterygrrl 07-16-2003, 03:26 AM I used to want a prelude. I could drive one with a picture of myself on it. Kinda like Stevo having a tattoo of himself on his back. If I put it on the passenger's side like this, I would never really have to look at it either. Better than that Evo in 2fast 2 furious with itself on itself. Do you think if I sold these on ebay I could pay for a boob job? Ok I'm having too much fun, time for bed.
StealthTL 07-16-2003, 04:27 AM Think I just found out she's a real blonde...........
S (pervy)
Digisan 07-16-2003, 06:04 AM Originally posted by StealthTL
Think I just found out she's a real blonde...........
S (pervy)
Bwahahaha, funny
:D
Sorry mysterygrrl, you're just too young for me to be your sugar daddy, if you were a bit older, maybe J/K. Now with that said, what will be my monetary return on a mysterygrrl boob job?
D-san
8_wannabe 07-16-2003, 07:42 AM It's not that she's too young for a sugar daddy (far from it!), but I'm too poor or will be after I buy my 8. Grrl, after seeing that 2nd pic you def don't need the boob job; you're just fine as is. Now, as to how to prove ur for real, hmmm that's a toughie at least on a family-oriented forum like this. Even ur bf vouching for u doesn't really help; maybe you just signed up with a 2nd name?? Anyway, keep posting; this is intriguing.
To solve ur problem I'd recommend soliciting donations for the boob job on the internet. Take the money you get and use it for the car. After all, anyone who would give money over the internet like that is a boob and you'd be doing a real job on them. so, it's not really lying is it....
By the way, here's my pic for those who doubt mysterygrrl is for real; we all know you can't lie on the internet. I'm thinking of getting my ears pierced; do you think it would help? Anyone wanna help me pay?
Digisan 07-16-2003, 11:31 AM Is that a pic of Hercules?
pmacwill 07-16-2003, 12:04 PM this thread belongs in a sketchy chat room
Racer X-8 07-16-2003, 12:10 PM Originally posted by 8_wannabe
By the way, here's my pic for those who doubt mysterygrrl is for real; we all know you can't lie on the internet. I'm thinking of getting my ears pierced; do you think it would help? Anyone wanna help me pay?
Irish?
Irish that semi hadnta runover me head?
Poor thing...
QuantumTheory08 07-16-2003, 04:48 PM .....no disrespect to money raising or all other topics pertaining to this thread - I did see that ducatipace wanted info on where to get the Mazdaspeed kit NOW.
Go to: http://i-m-racing.com/mabokitrx.html
there it is!
Say 8_wannabe; I think I can help your smile, just maybe.....
....it's gonna cost alot more than the boob job though.
pmacwill 07-16-2003, 05:43 PM Originally posted by QuantumTheory08
.....no disrespect to money raising or all other topics pertaining to this thread - I did see that ducatipace wanted info on where to get the Mazdaspeed kit NOW.
Go to: http://i-m-racing.com/mabokitrx.html
that is grossly overpriced. $4000? You can get those 3 parts from www.japanparts.com for $2920 plus shipping.
zoom44 07-16-2003, 06:52 PM Originally posted by mysterygrrl
just for the books...i took an auto tech class ...... all the guys in there gave me a hard time too.
or at least all of them were thinkin about it;)
edit: as for proving you are who you say you are? just take a new pic holding a sign saying hi to the forum or something like a newspaper that we can see the date on. simple really.
8_wannabe 07-16-2003, 07:44 PM Originally posted by zoom44
as for proving you are who you say you are? just take a new pic holding a sign saying hi to the forum or something like a newspaper that we can see the date on. simple really.
And don't forget the boobs seeing as how that was the subject of the original post. ;-) Oops, did I say that out loud?
compaddict 07-16-2003, 07:52 PM How about going for the boob job first then weigh your options!
Good luck,
Vince
mysterygrrl 07-16-2003, 08:36 PM yeah, i'll work on getting that picture. i have a friend with a digital camera who may be able to help me out. but here's a picture that shows my b-b-breasteses but i blocked out the head because i look nasty in this one. but yeah, if this is a joke, why would i have all these pictures of the same weird random girl? especially cheesy ones like these!
compaddict 07-16-2003, 08:42 PM How about spending some $ on some self esteem!
[insert sarcastic icon]
Vince
jdj1971 07-16-2003, 08:51 PM Not to be as crass as compaddict but I think self esteem is the real issue here. Not the boobs. You're a hottie as it is!
BTW I'll be your sugar daddy! You'd have to Ditch mazdaBOY though.
mysterygrrl 07-16-2003, 09:18 PM It's not a matter of self esteem at all. I know how the world works. The boob job would pay for itself. Just admit it. And my boyfriend is great.
But anyway, check this out hahahha
mazdaboy 07-16-2003, 09:24 PM why would she have to ditch me? i am a great guy. just a little poor that's it.
I don't for a second really believe any of this thread, but if I were to temporarily stipulate that it *were* true, I would advise against the stripping route.
Being a stripper isn't easy. There's more to it that just getting naked and dancing. Sex abuse, stalking, drug use, and propositioning for sex are all common at even high class clubs. Even if you find that perfect club out there without any of that (I've got some nice beachfront property to sell you), how will you explain you got the money to buy a new car to your parents and friends? You mentioned being concerned about going to hell. If you really believe in hell and suspect that there's a chance that this could land you there, how could you possibly take that chance for a car?
Sorry, the whole thing strikes me as absurd. If you want to become a stripper and you're already aware of the numerous downsides (meaning you've talked to a few current and former strippers at the club you're thinking about), then go ahead and do it. If you are just thinking about stripping to buy a car, keep in mind that long before you've paid it off there will be something else you'll want, and that will be the easiest way to get the money. Expect to have a long career in front of you, because there will always be something new around the corner.
Oh, and if you still decide to do it, please don't get implants - natural is the way to go. :cool:
TJRX8 07-16-2003, 10:12 PM Originally posted by mysterygrrl
It's not a matter of self esteem at all. I know how the world works. The boob job would pay for itself. Just admit it. And my boyfriend is great.
If Mazdaboy is really your boyfriend that is probably the problem. What you need is a "MazdaMAN". ;)
jdj1971 07-16-2003, 10:33 PM Originally posted by mysterygrrl
It's not a matter of self esteem at all. I know how the world works. The boob job would pay for itself. Just admit it. And my boyfriend is great.
He probably is great. Lemme tell you, a girl I work with got a boob job about 3 weeks ago. Still can't stand her. Boobs don't make you a better person. It certainly didn't help her. Boobs might get you in the door but they don't keep you from getting your butt kicked out the door. As in when you're in a male dominated work environment the boobs will certainly be benefical in getting your foot in the door. To keep that job and advance you've got to have alot more than boobs. If you've got issues to the point you think you need better physical attributes to keep that job you're transparent enough NOT to keep the job in the first place.
HalleysComet 07-16-2003, 10:44 PM Originally posted by TJRX8
If Mazdaboy is really your boyfriend that is probably the problem. What you need is a "MazdaMAN". ;)
LOL, that is funny!
myserygrrl
BTW,I think you're an idiot for making this thread in the first place. For you to actually consider getting a boob job in order to get more money as a stripper, to in turn afford an RX-8..........please. You obviously have no respect for yourself. There are more than good looks to achieve what you want in this world. You are a cute but very young girl.....do yourself a favor get an education and get in a respectable profession.
Perhaps this is more of an attention issue.
8_wannabe 07-16-2003, 10:46 PM Originally posted by Rich
Being a stripper isn't easy. There's more to it that just getting naked and dancing. Sex abuse, stalking, drug use, and propositioning for sex are all common at even high class clubs.
So what's the downside? Just kidding!! No libber flames, please. ;-)
BOOSTD 7 07-16-2003, 10:46 PM Ok, this thread is either:
1) A complete joke and you're really just some 12 year old dude sitting in the basement looking for attention.
Or
2) You are who you say you are.
If 2, then please ... you're only 18 and you are VERY attractive. Don't make a rash decision and get a boob job, you don't need it. Instead see all the positives in yourself and let self-esteem and self-respect guide you through life. That's the harder route, but it will pay off, and if you have it you will end up with an RX-8 by doing things right.
Either way, good luck to you. And if you are that cute girl, I seriously hope you get your 8 and show up and one of my club meets some time :cool:
Quick_lude 07-16-2003, 11:26 PM This is a joke.. and just to add to the fun.. :D
http://webhome.idirect.com/~jsmialek/attn.gif
mysterygrrl 07-16-2003, 11:30 PM Way to take things too seriously, people! I understand that the world of stripping is not very pleasant, which is sort of why I started this in the first place, asking what you all thought the best route to take would be. Forgive me for having a sense of humor about it!!! Like I said before though, I am/have already gotten myself an education because I graduated high school with my diploma and my AA (with honors) and I'm transferring to University of Washington in the fall. I'm currently planning to become a dietician. And I don't have any more self esteem issues than the next girl. I'm just fine with the boobs I have, but I just think having a boob job would be more...how shall I say...profitable? (think pam anderson)
do you think posing for playboy would be classier? someone was saying to think about my family and friends before i became a stripper, but my mom actually approves of playboy. i think she told me she thought it was classy or artistic or something...
BOOSTD 7 07-16-2003, 11:31 PM Funny shiznit ludester ...
BOOSTD 7 07-16-2003, 11:33 PM People do take things way to seriously on the net. Good luck finding a way to get an 8 ... and if you do get new boobs, POST PICS!!!
Good Duck 07-16-2003, 11:40 PM Down with boobs job. Hooray for au naturel!
mysterygrrl 07-16-2003, 11:53 PM oh yeah, and lol at quick lude. that was pretty funny. i caught it in the middle the first time and was like wtf?!?
moogle 07-17-2003, 12:30 AM gah 2 much mistakes.
moogle 07-17-2003, 12:30 AM Originally posted by moogle
LOL AHHAHAHAHAHH!!! quicklude u just gave me stomach ache.
If the pic is u the real mystery girl I suggest acting because you got the look. Stripping, asking guys, prostitution.. ehhh. I suggest acting just bcz u got the look.
Its better that you work hard for ur rx-8 because when you work hard for it your rx-8 will worth every penny that u earned.
mysterygrrl 07-17-2003, 02:01 PM Someone else told me I should be an actress before but I don't think I have any acting ability whatsoever. We do have a Hollywood producer in the family though! It's all about connections...
wakeech 07-17-2003, 02:30 PM [heavy sarcasm]hey gals!! i'm only a summer student, 20, and there's no way in hell i could afford an RX-8 right now!! what do you think about me doing 'roids, cardio stims, and getting that operation to cut the tendon and give me a big dong so i can be a porn star or male stripper!! i can already f*ck like a maniac!! Haley, mystery: what do you think!![/heavy sarcasm]
...please, this is unbelievable.
if you want to prostitute your image, through all that's already been mentioned, go ahead, i wouldn't try to stop you.
Quick, you soooo have it straight.
zoom44 07-17-2003, 02:51 PM i can send you a buck or two 'keechdawg;) :p so what would your porn star name be?:D
Racer X-8 07-17-2003, 03:30 PM Cheeeez'n'crackers man! I was wondering how long wakeech could hold out - waiting man!
Ho boy! Hahahaha. Well, this was fun for a while, I had mine. Hoo!
Uh, what tendon was that? Ouchee!!!!
wakeech 07-17-2003, 03:31 PM Originally posted by zoom44
:p so what would your porn star name be?:D
... i'm thinking something along the lines of Bill "The Energizer Bunny" Longfellow... :D doesn't it just seem right on so many levels?? :p
LiQuiDLaM 07-17-2003, 03:36 PM Lmao!
- Keeps going and going -
wakeech 07-17-2003, 03:37 PM Originally posted by LiQuiDLaM
- Keeps going and going -
no word of a lie.
wakeech 07-17-2003, 03:41 PM Originally posted by Racer X-8
Uh, what tendon was that? Ouchee!!!!
...i can't seem to find what it's called, and i forget, but it's what they cut when they do that operation, and you hang the weights, and then you're like 10 or 11 and hurt girls... not really a good thing at all.
Racer X-8 07-17-2003, 03:41 PM Originally posted by wakeech
... i'm thinking something along the lines of Bill "The Energizer Bunny" Longfellow... :D doesn't it just seem right on so many levels?? :p
Alias "Willie, the One Eyed Wonder Worm"!
wakeech 07-17-2003, 03:48 PM :D
i mean *ahem* uh, although i've waded waist-deep into this mess, let's not get too low brow
(lol Racer ;))
Quick_lude 07-17-2003, 03:49 PM Can you imgaine if Wakeech becomes a porn star? Can the RX8 site be far behind? :D
CLICK THIS!
and read the descriptions carefully... :D
wakeech 07-17-2003, 03:57 PM ROFLMAO!!!
erm, i mean "HEY!! that's a little inappropriate for some of our younger viewers, don't you think?? :mad:"
...now THIS is some serious thread creep...
LiQuiDLaM 07-17-2003, 04:01 PM hahahah, that thing's hilarious!!!!!!!!!
Elara 07-17-2003, 04:04 PM roflmao...that is one of the funniest translators I've seen in a while!
wakeech- maybe "Long Keech Dong?"
Quick_lude 07-17-2003, 04:11 PM Originally posted by wakeech
ROFLMAO!!!
erm, i mean "HEY!! that's a little inappropriate for some of our younger viewers, don't you think?? :mad:"
...now THIS is some serious thread creep...
Hey it's the Lounge.. I'm surprised that topics here stay on topic for so long.. :D
Yeah it's a bit colourful.. oh well, life goes on. :)
Quick_lude 07-17-2003, 04:14 PM Btw, you do realize that the links work and will also be "translated"? :D
Here is the translation of this thread.. LOL.. Clicky! (http://www.pornolize.com/cgi-bin/pornolize2/pornolize2.cgi?lang=en&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.rx8forum.com%2Fshowthread.php %3Fs%3De99cd391fa1223556750963384a3f2e7%26threadid %3D6611)
For example here is Zoom44's advice.. :D
"I'd say i have to agree with Boostd7 on this one. squirts are necassary here. i did vote for "become a gangbanging stripper" but with some reservations. if you decide to take that route Portland "Bitch" Oregon has more strip clubs per capita than any other state. there are plenty of jobs out here in the licks. some freinds of mine even own a fisting strip club and i could get you an audition there no problem."
wakeech 07-17-2003, 04:18 PM Originally posted by Quick_lude
Btw, you do realize that the links work and will also be "translated"? :D
...yeah, i was hoping the Pornolizer could help me come up with a name in my User Profile, but no dice... :( awwwww...
zoom44 07-17-2003, 04:54 PM hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahh bwahahahabwahhahah!!!
ROFLMAO!! thanks 'lude that is frickin funny!!!!! the people who developed that have way too much time on their hands!!:D :D :D
Quick_lude 07-17-2003, 05:44 PM Gotta love the Internet.. :D Here is another one for those old fogies like us that wish to appear "cool" and "up on the newest lingo"..
http://www.geocities.com/mnstr_2000/translate.html
Or in "cool speak":
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:D
Quick_lude 07-17-2003, 05:46 PM How could we neglect Snoop Doggy Dog's take on the RX8 forum... :D
Fo' Shizzle! (http://asksnoop.com/shizz_frame.php)
wakeech 07-17-2003, 06:20 PM um, Quick, i believe that's "Fo' Shizzle" ;)
QuantumTheory08 07-17-2003, 07:31 PM ....I believe it is refered to as the "suspensory ligament"
("boing" sound of the clock spring).
mysterygrrl 07-17-2003, 10:27 PM The pornolizer is great. Practically everything on this thread is so quotable now. I'm definitely going to add "So maybe I could give that a assfucking shot" to my everyday vernacular
...and great descriptive words too ("cuntlapping")!!!!
Racer X-8 07-18-2003, 12:06 AM Originally posted by mysterygrrl
The pornolizer is great. Practically everything on this thread is so quotable now. I'm definitely going to add "So maybe I could give that a assfucking shot" to my everyday vernacular
...and great descriptive words too ("cuntlapping")!!!!
Oh, hey there MG! Don't forget, I warned you about those pistonic types around here. Nasty, aren't they?
Your quote hovering over me here brings back another one of my not-so-quotable quotes that last a lifetime. I'm not sure if you can relate, cuz it cums (?!) from a cartoon commercial that's older than you are, but anyway, it still fits just so nicely here. Now, I know I shouldn't be thinking this, much less writing it out loud, but maybe it just might help in your decisionmaking processes. So, here it is...
"Silly rabbit, tits are for kids!"
(You see, the commercial always has this rabbit trying to eat Trix cerial, but the kids always.....well anyway, it relates here:D
Quick_lude 07-18-2003, 12:57 PM LOL.. Pistons, rotors, it's all the same.. :eek: Ha ha.. j/k..
wakeech 07-18-2003, 01:01 PM what's wrong with pistons?? i like pistons!! hey!! :mad: ...freakin' cylindro-phobes...
mysterygrrl 07-18-2003, 01:10 PM I do remember that commercial actually. Give me a break, I'm not that young. Actually, I remember my early childhood, like when I was 3 or so, pretty well, and I guess most people don't, so maybe that makes a difference. Mazdaboy says he can't remember anything before high school and I don't think my mom can remember anything from before this car accident she had in which her head smashed into the windshield causing her to have amnesia for a couple days...
Am I abnormal? How far back can yall remember?
wakeech 07-18-2003, 01:17 PM Originally posted by mysterygrrl
Am I abnormal? How far back can yall remember?
i still have faded imagery, events, blurry happenings from when i was in the 1 - 2 year old range... like the orange, brown, and yellow shag carpet which proliferated in my parent's rented townhome, from which we promptly moved into a green house somewhere in Burlington, which had almost black-brown carpets in the basement... i had my first family christmas there... got HeMan and Battlecat stuff IIRC, with that little red elf-mage guy who spun around with the zip-cord pulled hard enough...
... ;) no, i'd not say you're abnormal...
rotorian 07-18-2003, 01:58 PM I think it would be interesting to find out if your present age has anything to do with it. i.e. how actually far back in years.
I can remember a birthday when I was maybe 5 or six. All my girl cousins there, Cowboy and Indian figures as a gift... also when my youngest sister ( 5 years younger) came home from the hospital after she was born. BTW I'm not revealing my exact age, but let's just say I'm easily old enough to be be Wakeech's or Mysterygrrl's father!
Efini 8 07-18-2003, 02:28 PM wow when girls post everyone looks haha...!
Racer X-8 07-18-2003, 03:23 PM MG, for me to remember as far back as when you were 3 (15 years ago?) I would only have to remember as far back as when my first son was born (leap year day '88). Yep. No strain of the brain there.
Things star fuzzin out when I go back to the 70's, 60's, 50's...
Like Jimmy Hendrix asked, "Are you experienced?" Well, yes yessir! Yessir I was! No doubt about that. Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas - me & my 2 buddies tried like all getout to do that one time during winter break @ UVA, back in that time ('72). Darn near went too far with it, I just know it. I still remember that weekend very well! Me and the 1 guy hitchhiked from Allentown, PA to UVA in a snowstorm, then back after the fun "was over". Got picked up by a guy headed for Mardi Gras in a VW bug with no heater/defrost in the snow storm. Had to use our "warm" hands to melt the crap off the windshield so he could kinda see where he was driving. Ha!
I have fuzzy memories when I was real young. Several. Many come to me, not all at once, just a few at a time in random order & varied frequencies. Rehoboth beach, MD. Laying on a boulder at the end of the road with the smell of creosote in the air. Crop dusters spraying in the early mornings. Lotsa stuf like that. That's 50's memories there. It was truly a different world back then. No boob jobs, that's for sure. Falsies maybe...
wakeech 07-18-2003, 03:30 PM Originally posted by Efini 8
wow when girls post everyone looks haha...!
no, it's more like "when someone mentions the word "breasts" and "pics" in the lounge, everyone looks"
QuantumTheory08 07-18-2003, 04:10 PM Hey...I think I have a cheap solution......
....and you can use it on your civic as well.
Racer X-8 07-18-2003, 04:12 PM Laser vision doors? KOOL!
edit: Alright, I just noticed...is that you in the other car, huh QT?
edit again: MG, ya think you can fix you sig pic with something like this? Your current is gettin kinda old now anyway. That girl with the digital camera might could help out...
QuantumTheory08 07-18-2003, 04:42 PM No, I think it's Billy,
Jimmy Carters brother.
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