I don't know what to say about this. For the ultimate poseur.

http://www.sprayonmud.com/

Reminds me of the old days when I would wake up late, buy a half-day lift ticket at the ski resort, make one run down the slopes to get powder on my pants, then saunter into the bar at the lodge, sit down with a beer and a chic, far-away look that said, "Hey, I'm a cool macho guy who had a really active morning of celebrity skiing."

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