guy321
06-17-2005, 07:53 AM
By some crazy chick at a bar lastnight. :( She damn near tore my nipple off!
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View Full Version : I Was Bit!!! guy321 06-17-2005, 07:53 AM By some crazy chick at a bar lastnight. :( She damn near tore my nipple off! moRotorMotor 06-17-2005, 08:06 AM Admit it Allen, you enjoyed it!!!! :D ;) guy321 06-17-2005, 08:08 AM I like having nipples NavyDood 06-17-2005, 08:10 AM Did ya take her home after that? guy321 06-17-2005, 08:12 AM No, she wants to cook me dinner tho. Did ya take her home after that? rx8wannahave 06-17-2005, 08:14 AM What's the main course? LOL!!!! guy321 06-17-2005, 08:15 AM Chinese :p Luftwaffle 06-17-2005, 08:18 AM You're a dude. Nipples are unneccesary for you! guy321 06-17-2005, 08:24 AM I like them for asthetic values :P Besides, chicks dont like dudes without nipples. MrMethane 06-17-2005, 08:26 AM This girls last name wouldn't happen to be Dahmer would it? rx8wannahave 06-17-2005, 08:27 AM Lol...you know, that would have never happened at church....LOL, well...at least until you were married...LOL....just messing wit cha... Note: Yes...I still remember that thread you started... Luftwaffle 06-17-2005, 08:28 AM I like them for asthetic values :P Besides, chicks dont like dudes without nipples. You pose a good point, sir. guy321 06-17-2005, 08:29 AM Girls don't bite in church?? BTW I was in a church the other day. it was a mormon church and i was throwing little girls around and attacking them. (self defense class) Lol...you know, that would have never happened at church....LOL, well...at least until you were married...LOL....just messing wit cha... Note: Yes...I still remember that thread you started... rx8wannahave 06-17-2005, 08:38 AM i was throwing little girls around and attacking them Is your name Cosmo Kramer? LOL!!! Why are you beating up girls in self defense? LOL!!! Why don't you go to the guys class??? LOL I took a self defense class too, it's mainly girls I know. Luftwaffle 06-17-2005, 08:43 AM Little girls are tougher opponents: 1) You can't really hurt them, they're little girls. 2) Their feet can and will make a beeline for your balls once they start fighting. guy321 06-17-2005, 08:44 AM I was teaching :p Is your name Cosmo Kramer? LOL!!! Why are you beating up girls in self defense? LOL!!! Why don't you go to the guys class??? LOL I took a self defense class too, it's mainly girls I know. guy321 06-17-2005, 08:44 AM good point(s) ?? no pun intended ? ;) You pose a good point, sir. Luftwaffle 06-17-2005, 09:00 AM You point at stuff with those things? Great, now I'm going to imagine you point at things with your chest. :p guy321 06-17-2005, 09:02 AM i have laser nipples MadRonin 06-17-2005, 09:05 AM A moose once bit my sister... No realli! She was Karving her initials on the moose with the sharpened end of an interspace toothbrush given her by Svenge - her brother-in-law - an Oslo dentist and star of many Norwegian movies: "The Hot Hands of an Oslo Dentist", "Fillings of Passion", "The Huge Molars of Horst Nordfink"... Mynd you, moose bites Kan be pretti nasti... :D MTCD01 06-17-2005, 09:08 AM ^ Great post. Luftwaffle 06-17-2005, 09:12 AM A moose once bit my sister... No realli! She was Karving her initials on the moose with the sharpened end of an interspace toothbrush given her by Svenge - her brother-in-law - an Oslo dentist and star of many Norwegian movies: "The Hot Hands of an Oslo Dentist", "Fillings of Passion", "The Huge Molars of Horst Nordfink"... Mynd you, moose bites Kan be pretti nasti... :D You've been sacked. ... Llamas... :D rotten42 06-17-2005, 09:39 AM No, she wants to cook me dinner tho. I can see the fortune cookies Elara 06-17-2005, 09:41 AM Designer ROY SMITH Møøse Choreographed by HORST PROT III Miss Taylor's Møøses by HENGST DOUGLAS-HOME Møøse trained to mix concrete and sign complicated insurance forms by JURGEN WIGG Speed-ER doc 06-17-2005, 10:41 AM This thread reminds me of the fun threads we had about a year ago. Luftwaffle 06-17-2005, 11:12 AM Butts! Butts! LOL! :D Glyphon 06-17-2005, 11:30 AM Lol...you know, that would have never happened at church....LOL, well...at least until you were married...LOL....just messing wit cha... Note: Yes...I still remember that thread you started... it could at a baptist church. i used to date a baptist girl. 9 out of every 10 of the legal girls there were just absolute freaks! they didn't care where they were (even in church), they'd just find some guy and go at it. guy321 06-17-2005, 12:21 PM ^^ Hallelujia, i've found the denomination I want to join! Glyphon 06-17-2005, 01:13 PM its a good one for playing around...but don't settle down with one. most of them are psychos...but a lot of fun in the short term. i'm going to burn for that statement, aren't i :D also, just as a disclaimer, all that i've mentioned could vary from town to town and church to church. Gambit 06-20-2005, 08:59 AM You're a dude. Nipples are unneccesary for you! He'd look kinda sillly without em though TODreamer 06-20-2005, 09:05 AM stop being a perv and you wont get bit :D Luftwaffle 06-20-2005, 09:18 AM He'd look kinda sillly without em though But, they're non-functional. He can draw some in with a marker. :p guy321 06-20-2005, 09:21 AM I thought you were the one who TOLD me to be a perv? :p stop being a perv and you wont get bit :D guy321 06-20-2005, 09:22 AM My nipples are functional. They are the only source of hair in my chestial region. But, they're non-functional. He can draw some in with a marker. :p Luftwaffle 06-20-2005, 09:25 AM Touché. TODreamer 06-20-2005, 09:29 AM I thought you were the one who TOLD me to be a perv? :p you gotta have a little bit of perv, but you also gotta be like a rifle... not a shotgun... only the shoutgun perv technique will get you bit :D guy321 06-20-2005, 09:32 AM Doh! Well, I still got physical contact from a chick, so it was a success right? Bit is better than slapped! ;) When's the Todreamer's big pimpin guide coming out? you gotta have a little bit of perv, but you also gotta be like a rifle... not a shotgun... only the shoutgun perv technique will get you bit :D guy321 06-20-2005, 09:34 AM So, Should I get that guy who plays Mini-Me to follow me around? :) you gotta have a little bit of perv, |