View Full Version : I Was Bit!!!


guy321
06-17-2005, 07:53 AM
By some crazy chick at a bar lastnight. :( She damn near tore my nipple off!

moRotorMotor
06-17-2005, 08:06 AM
Admit it Allen, you enjoyed it!!!! :D ;)

guy321
06-17-2005, 08:08 AM
I like having nipples

NavyDood
06-17-2005, 08:10 AM
Did ya take her home after that?

guy321
06-17-2005, 08:12 AM
No, she wants to cook me dinner tho.

Did ya take her home after that?

rx8wannahave
06-17-2005, 08:14 AM
What's the main course?

LOL!!!!

guy321
06-17-2005, 08:15 AM
Chinese :p

Luftwaffle
06-17-2005, 08:18 AM
You're a dude. Nipples are unneccesary for you!

guy321
06-17-2005, 08:24 AM
I like them for asthetic values :P

Besides, chicks dont like dudes without nipples.

MrMethane
06-17-2005, 08:26 AM
This girls last name wouldn't happen to be Dahmer would it?

rx8wannahave
06-17-2005, 08:27 AM
Lol...you know, that would have never happened at church....LOL, well...at least until you were married...LOL....just messing wit cha...

Note: Yes...I still remember that thread you started...

Luftwaffle
06-17-2005, 08:28 AM
I like them for asthetic values :P

Besides, chicks dont like dudes without nipples.
You pose a good point, sir.

guy321
06-17-2005, 08:29 AM
Girls don't bite in church??

BTW I was in a church the other day. it was a mormon church and i was throwing little girls around and attacking them. (self defense class)

Lol...you know, that would have never happened at church....LOL, well...at least until you were married...LOL....just messing wit cha...

Note: Yes...I still remember that thread you started...

rx8wannahave
06-17-2005, 08:38 AM
i was throwing little girls around and attacking them

Is your name Cosmo Kramer? LOL!!! Why are you beating up girls in self defense? LOL!!! Why don't you go to the guys class??? LOL

I took a self defense class too, it's mainly girls I know.

Luftwaffle
06-17-2005, 08:43 AM
Little girls are tougher opponents:

1) You can't really hurt them, they're little girls.
2) Their feet can and will make a beeline for your balls once they start fighting.

guy321
06-17-2005, 08:44 AM
I was teaching :p

Is your name Cosmo Kramer? LOL!!! Why are you beating up girls in self defense? LOL!!! Why don't you go to the guys class??? LOL

I took a self defense class too, it's mainly girls I know.

guy321
06-17-2005, 08:44 AM
good point(s) ?? no pun intended ? ;)

You pose a good point, sir.

Luftwaffle
06-17-2005, 09:00 AM
You point at stuff with those things? Great, now I'm going to imagine you point at things with your chest. :p

guy321
06-17-2005, 09:02 AM
i have laser nipples

MadRonin
06-17-2005, 09:05 AM
A moose once bit my sister...

No realli! She was Karving her initials on the moose with the sharpened end
of an interspace toothbrush given her by Svenge - her brother-in-law - an
Oslo dentist and star of many Norwegian movies: "The Hot Hands of an Oslo
Dentist", "Fillings of Passion", "The Huge Molars of Horst Nordfink"...

Mynd you, moose bites Kan be pretti nasti...

:D

MTCD01
06-17-2005, 09:08 AM
^ Great post.

Luftwaffle
06-17-2005, 09:12 AM
A moose once bit my sister...

No realli! She was Karving her initials on the moose with the sharpened end
of an interspace toothbrush given her by Svenge - her brother-in-law - an
Oslo dentist and star of many Norwegian movies: "The Hot Hands of an Oslo
Dentist", "Fillings of Passion", "The Huge Molars of Horst Nordfink"...

Mynd you, moose bites Kan be pretti nasti...

:D

You've been sacked.

...

Llamas... :D

rotten42
06-17-2005, 09:39 AM
No, she wants to cook me dinner tho.


I can see the fortune cookies

Elara
06-17-2005, 09:41 AM
Designer ROY SMITH
Møøse Choreographed by HORST PROT III
Miss Taylor's Møøses by HENGST DOUGLAS-HOME
Møøse trained to mix concrete and
sign complicated insurance forms by JURGEN WIGG

Speed-ER doc
06-17-2005, 10:41 AM
This thread reminds me of the fun threads we had about a year ago.

Luftwaffle
06-17-2005, 11:12 AM
Butts! Butts! LOL! :D

Glyphon
06-17-2005, 11:30 AM
Lol...you know, that would have never happened at church....LOL, well...at least until you were married...LOL....just messing wit cha...

Note: Yes...I still remember that thread you started...

it could at a baptist church. i used to date a baptist girl. 9 out of every 10 of the legal girls there were just absolute freaks! they didn't care where they were (even in church), they'd just find some guy and go at it.

guy321
06-17-2005, 12:21 PM
^^
Hallelujia, i've found the denomination I want to join!

Glyphon
06-17-2005, 01:13 PM
its a good one for playing around...but don't settle down with one. most of them are psychos...but a lot of fun in the short term. i'm going to burn for that statement, aren't i :D

also, just as a disclaimer, all that i've mentioned could vary from town to town and church to church.

Gambit
06-20-2005, 08:59 AM
You're a dude. Nipples are unneccesary for you!
He'd look kinda sillly without em though

TODreamer
06-20-2005, 09:05 AM
stop being a perv and you wont get bit :D

Luftwaffle
06-20-2005, 09:18 AM
He'd look kinda sillly without em though
But, they're non-functional. He can draw some in with a marker. :p

guy321
06-20-2005, 09:21 AM
I thought you were the one who TOLD me to be a perv? :p

stop being a perv and you wont get bit :D

guy321
06-20-2005, 09:22 AM
My nipples are functional. They are the only source of hair in my chestial region.

But, they're non-functional. He can draw some in with a marker. :p

Luftwaffle
06-20-2005, 09:25 AM
Touché.

TODreamer
06-20-2005, 09:29 AM
I thought you were the one who TOLD me to be a perv? :p


you gotta have a little bit of perv, but you also gotta be like a rifle... not a shotgun... only the shoutgun perv technique will get you bit :D

guy321
06-20-2005, 09:32 AM
Doh! Well, I still got physical contact from a chick, so it was a success right? Bit is better than slapped! ;)

When's the Todreamer's big pimpin guide coming out?

you gotta have a little bit of perv, but you also gotta be like a rifle... not a shotgun... only the shoutgun perv technique will get you bit :D

guy321
06-20-2005, 09:34 AM
So, Should I get that guy who plays Mini-Me to follow me around? :)

you gotta have a little bit of perv,