View Full Version : An Ode to Peanut Butter


unpocoloco
06-15-2005, 11:28 AM
It's good on apples,
It's good on carrots,
And by itself,
Still has its merits.

Need a good snack?
Make a banana/PB smoothie,
Tastes good AND healthy,
To me that's just groovy.

But don't eat in the car,
Cuz dang that stuff's sticky,
If they could make PB tires,
Just think of the grippy!

And one more last thing,
(I get down on one knee),
To peanut butter I say,
You complete me.

The end.

moRotorMotor
06-15-2005, 11:30 AM
That brought a tear to my eye... so touching. :D ;)

phee
06-15-2005, 11:48 AM
Touching indeed.
Peanut butter is the perfect food. It's a condiment, you can bake with it, you can have it plain, and it makes a great treat for your dog. Then you can be entertained while you watch them try to get it off the roofs of their mouths.

People usually turn up their nose when I tell them that my favorite burger is made with bacon and peanut butter. Not a healthy entree, but definitely a once-in-a-while treat. Don't knock it till you've tried it!

klegg
06-15-2005, 11:50 AM
Ypu really really love your nuts...

phee
06-15-2005, 12:15 PM
Ypu really really love your nuts...

Now I ask you.......what's not to love? ;)

klegg
06-15-2005, 12:18 PM
I have to say it again..you are so neat! :D

Nubo
06-15-2005, 12:46 PM
PB is great
It sticks to your belly
salty and sweet
(though nut-breath is smelly)
Be it silky or chunky
Skippy, or Jif
If you eat it too fast
ywwl mmble lokth thszzf

rotten42
06-15-2005, 12:54 PM
Touching indeed.
Peanut butter is the perfect food. It's a condiment, you can bake with it, you can have it plain, and it makes a great treat for your dog. Then you can be entertained while you watch them try to get it off the roofs of their mouths.

People usually turn up their nose when I tell them that my favorite burger is made with bacon and peanut butter. Not a healthy entree, but definitely a once-in-a-while treat. Don't knock it till you've tried it!


or peanut butter can kill people with severe allergies to it! :(


my son carries an epi (spelling?) pen around just for that very reason.

unpocoloco
06-15-2005, 01:00 PM
Behold the awesome power of Peanut Butter...

Nubo, that was classic, btw :D

phee
06-15-2005, 01:45 PM
PB is great
It sticks to your belly
salty and sweet
(though nut-breath is smelly)
Be it silky or chunky
Skippy, or Jif
If you eat it too fast
ywwl mmble lokth thszzf

That was great!

klegg, I think you're neat, too ;)

Rotten, I'm sorry to hear your son's allergic. Is it just peanuts?

I actually picked peanut butter as my "desert island food" on a survey once. I'm pretty sure any food would become really boring if you could have that and that alone while stranded, but I couldn't think of anything else I could withstand longer than PB!

Aratinga
06-16-2005, 01:19 AM
Dang. After reading this thread I had to go into the pantry and get me a big ol' spoonfull of creamy Jif. Yummmm. ;)

klegg
06-16-2005, 06:37 AM
Friendlys reeses peaces sunday.

Hot fudge, marshmallow sauce, and peanut butter.

PB is the glue that hold the whole thing together.