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This guy is a moron. The people buying it are even BIGGER morons. What the hell? Who the hell has 'legs' like that? Idiots.

Mmmmm.....crunchy Jesus Cheetos....

AGLAGLAGLAGLAGLAGLAGLAGLAG!!!!! :D:D:D

Q: I am so hungry, do you offer over-night shipping?
Apr-14-05
A: I would offer overnight shipping but the Holy Cheeto is only a novelty item and should not be eaten no matter how cheesy and delicious it is.




Q: got any dip included w/ this item? what is this world coming to??? sheeeeeeeshk!!!
Apr-14-05
A: No dip comes with this auction. The Holy Cheeto must not be eaten.

WTF!?

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Q: I was an athiest until this day, my friends... But, I have now seen the light. This Cheeto can be nothing other than a direct message not only from Jesus, but from GOD HIMSELF. It is OBVIOUDLY a direct representation of Jesus' gimpy cheese-leg. I'm sure you all remember it from your bible studies. Any of you NON-BELIEVERS; you heathen bastard representations of all evil... you can ROT IN HELL FOR THE REST OF YOUR DAYS! God is trying to send a message here! You'd see it if you just opened up your eyes. I will do nothing but eat Cheetos and PRAY from this day forward. I will spread the message of Cheese! I OWE YOU MY LIFE FRITO-LAY CORPORATION!

A: I'm glad that you saw the light and that you will continue to believe and trust in God.

LMAO

Q: I am so hungry, do you offer over-night shipping?
Apr-14-05
A: I would offer overnight shipping but the Holy Cheeto is only a novelty item and should not be eaten no matter how cheesy and delicious it is.




Q: got any dip included w/ this item? what is this world coming to??? sheeeeeeeshk!!!
Apr-14-05
A: No dip comes with this auction. The Holy Cheeto must not be eaten.

he might be a MORON abbid but he'll be lauging all the way to the bank. i hope he gets English lessons with the money. how many times did he mention walking around the block? :D

damn!!!My dog once crapped a perfect cross. Another missed opportunity :(

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This guy is a moron. The people buying it are even BIGGER morons.
I'll agree with your second statement but not the first. The guy is an entrepreneur, and a good one, by the looks of it.

Abbid..........Stop selling Cheetos on e-bay an go back to work! ;)

im gonna sell cheetos that resemble body parts of other lesser celerities one by one. I could prolly make 1.39 or even 1.59 this way...profit is cheesetastic :)

why do radio and tv stations promote this crap?

OMG!! I just crumpled up this piece of paper. I was writing a letter to god, but made a spelling mistake. After I crumpled it up I noticed that it looked like a bird. I think it means that the bird is going to deliver my message to god!! I quickly uncrumpled the paper so that I could write more to god, then, I thought, why be selfish!! I am sure there are other people out there who have more important issues to talk to god about. So I am putting it on ebay for someone with an important message to use!! I am going to donate some of the money to some orphans and kittens.

GOD BLESS!!

BE, post that on ebay, ill bid on it and increase the demand!

I would bid on that but it looks more like an a$$ rag! lol :p

OMG!! I just crumpled up this piece of paper. I was writing a letter to god, but made a spelling mistake. After I crumpled it up I noticed that it looked like a bird. I think it means that the bird is going to deliver my message to god!! I quickly uncrumpled the paper so that I could write more to god, then, I thought, why be selfish!! I am sure there are other people out there who have more important issues to talk to god about. So I am putting it on ebay for someone with an important message to use!! I am going to donate some of the money to some orphans and kittens.

GOD BLESS!!
Holy shit! That looks like moshgirl! :p

OMG!! I just crumpled up this piece of paper. I was writing a letter to god, but made a spelling mistake. After I crumpled it up I noticed that it looked like a bird. I think it means that the bird is going to deliver my message to god!! I quickly uncrumpled the paper so that I could write more to god, then, I thought, why be selfish!! I am sure there are other people out there who have more important issues to talk to god about. So I am putting it on ebay for someone with an important message to use!! I am going to donate some of the money to some orphans and kittens.

GOD BLESS!!

that's awesome. i see the resemblence of a bird! you should call it a dove for better religious affect though. and donate to orphans and bird sanctuaries not kittens. :D

I prefer these.

Oh I could juice this baby up big time. Explain why I was writing a letter to god. Make it a reason that could be trumped by other people, but one that money could make go away.

My pet kitten has a tumor. The vet says they can operate, but I can't afford it. I know god will help my kitten (muffy), but some people mothers and brothers have tumors that doctors can't fix. I think it's more important that they use this paper to ask god for a miracle. Maybe, with their donations, I can get muffy fixed and they can get their loved ones fixed.

dude, you have to do it. That would be the sweetest thing ever, even if you were just mocking ebay!

I'd bid on it for show!

say you rubbed the paper dove on your kittens tummy and the doctor said the tumor went away! :D

Not so much of a moron if he's about to make $60+ on a friggin cheeto...

BTW, one of my kids brought home a pencil the other day from school that bears a striking resemblance to Calista Flockhart. Anybody interested:)

:confused: Somebody tell me what a "convient" store is. ;)

it's a mix between a convenience store and a convent i think.

So, something along the lines of I can go buy a nun whenever I want 24 hours a day? :p

So, something along the lines of I can go buy a nun whenever I want 24 hours a day? :p

some people would get off to that thought

some people would get off to that thought
Gross. :p

some people would get off to that thought


You are going to hell...

The Legs went for 102.00 and some change. ANYONE INTERESTED IN MY BOWLING BALL MADE OF EAR WAX? :D

The Legs went for 102.00 and some change. ANYONE INTERESTED IN MY BOWLING BALL MADE OF EAR WAX? :D

How many different kinds? :eek: