So I was on my morning run and the thought came to me, "Where did all the monkeys go?"

Why does North America not have any monkeys? We have birds, trees, deer, wolves, mountain lions, foxes, bears, but no monkeys. Then the idea came to me, "Let’s release Monkeys into the wild so there can be monkeys in North America. They were here at one time in the distant past because South America got them some how and they didn't fly there.

This is my morning campaign to repopulate the North American continent with monkeys.

Who is with me? ;)

There already are wild monkeys in NA..

There's some on an Island in Homosassa springs.. there are also some down by ft meyers i belive.

For the most part, it seems as monkeys are only in the southern hemisphere? Not sure why.. maybe it has something to do with the Ice Ages..

There are some people who'd say it already is. :D

THey were our ancestors, so I would like to become closer with them.
Snow monkeys would be fun though, they could make snowballs and take peoples toques.

The Japanesse are so lucky becasue they have native monkeys

They became President
http://www.verge.co.za/images/bush%20monkey.jpg

Scary! (http://cbsnewyork.com/topstories/topstories_story_062210945.html)

I don't think thier monkeys are native. they just were transplanted long long ago in a galaxy far far away.

The Japanesse are so lucky becasue they have native monkeys

I don't think thier monkeys are native. they just were transplanted long long ago in a galaxy far far away.

So they're Space Monkeys, wow. :cool: :D

That explains everything.

Watch out for the one in the black helmet..

Why, what does he do? And is he a he, or a she, or a he-she monkey?

I wrote up a page of detailed information of why there are no monkeys native to Amercias. Then I realized that this thread didn't make any sense to begin with. So I deleted all the scientific explanations of why Americas!=monkeys. You just wasted 10minutes of my life. You dirty timewastingmonkey.

So I was on my morning run and the thought came to me, "Where did all the monkeys go?"

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So I was on my morning run and the thought came to me, "Where did all the monkeys go?"



In everybody's trunk.

In everybody's trunk.
You got one? How?! Dang it, I knew I should have pre-ordered.

Now Mazda says they're unavailable in North America!

First it was no headlight washers,
Next it was no climate control,
Then it was no HP, torque or mpg,
Now it's no trunk monkeys,
Must be the stupid accountants at Ford.

^^LOL!

The pic w/bush and the monkey...in a paper here called "the alligator," all year they slowly turned bush from him, into looking like a monkey..finally, the last one before the election, he was a full fledge monkey (if i remeber right) it was hilarious...

i still voted for him though

The now all congreagate in protected areas called malls and yell senseless/ obnoxious things at everything female!
**PC Commentary**
the above statement is not racial. It is however an attack on every crass individual male who performs said action as if they had a chance in the first place there-by giving the rest of the male population a bad rep.