PDA

View Full Version : This fire is pure B.S.

No More Oldsmobiles
03-18-2005, 05:14 PM
Not too often you read the words "flaming cow dung" in the media, but here goes:

LONGMONT, Colo. (AP) Authorities have opened a criminal investigation to determine whether Forest Service employees can be charged with arson for setting a controlled burn that got out of control when flaming cow dung (http://news4colorado.com/crimeaccidentreport/local_story_077163138.html) helped spark a 900-acre wildfire.
Aratinga
03-18-2005, 05:47 PM
What did Cow Dung post that deserved flaming?
BlueEyes
03-18-2005, 05:50 PM
You obviously haven't heard the shit coming out of cow dungs mouth lately.
No More Oldsmobiles
03-18-2005, 05:56 PM
Cow Dung said we are st00pid n00bs for not buying an SRT-4.
Aratinga
03-18-2005, 06:06 PM
Cow Dung obviously has $hi+-fer-brains!

Reminds me of a joke:
What's brown and sounds like a bell?
No More Oldsmobiles
03-18-2005, 06:12 PM
Dung!!!!!
No More Oldsmobiles
03-18-2005, 06:13 PM
What's brown and sticky?
BlueEyes
03-18-2005, 06:14 PM
a stick :p
Aratinga
03-18-2005, 06:15 PM
Hmmm.... sticky....
Maple syrup?
No More Oldsmobiles
03-18-2005, 06:18 PM
BlueEyes had it right, but for some reason I thought he'd say Guinness!
BlueEyes
03-18-2005, 06:19 PM
Im all guinnessed out. That reminds me, I should change that now
No More Oldsmobiles
03-18-2005, 06:26 PM
You could give us a St. Paddy's Day joke before you do.