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abbid
03-14-2005, 04:52 PM
http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/0310cat-shooting10-ON.html


Cat shoots owner

Associated Press
Mar. 10, 2005 10:31 AM

BATES TOWNSHIP, Mich. - A man cooking in his kitchen was shot after one of his cats knocked his 9mm handgun onto the floor, discharging the weapon, Michigan State Police said.

Joseph Stanton, 29, of Bates Township in Iron County, was shot in his lower torso around 6 p.m. Tuesday, the state police post in Iron River reported. He was transported to Iron County Community Hospital.

Michelle Sand, a spokeswoman at the Iron River hospital, said Stanton was treated there before being transferred to Marquette General Hospital for further treatment. But Marcie Miller, a representative of the Marquette facility, said there was no record of the hospital receiving a patient by that name.

A telephone message seeking comment was left Wednesday at Stanton's home.

State police said he was cooking at his stove when the cat knocked the loaded gun off the kitchen counter behind him.


This is worthy of a 'PWNED!'

GotZoom
03-14-2005, 04:54 PM
Headline should have been:

Man Downed By Pussy

Gigolo Jason
03-14-2005, 04:56 PM
Reason number one by guns should be out of reach of small children, errr pets.

Cattywampus
03-14-2005, 05:14 PM
Buy a glock next time and that wont happen

Aratinga
03-14-2005, 05:33 PM
"Guns don't kill people.
Cats kill people."

Tigerfootball
03-14-2005, 08:49 PM
repost

abbid
03-14-2005, 08:52 PM
Where?

Tigerfootball
03-14-2005, 08:54 PM
here. just a different name. still, fun story to read. haha
http://www.rx8club.com/showthread.php?t=54956&highlight=darwin+award

abbid
03-14-2005, 09:06 PM
in the words of BlueEyes, Excuse me while i go extract my size 13's from my mouth, i dont know how women do it :p

Tigerfootball
03-14-2005, 09:08 PM
Haha! :)