Artzy8
03-14-2005, 01:38 PM
I was going to write a chronicle of how the Finance Guy at Gaithersburg Mazda brow beat me for well over 60 mins really trying to stick it to me, but then I was reminded of a story:
It seems an old woman was tooling down the pike when she came upon an injured snake. She rush over and gently scooped up the ailing animal and took him home. Over the next few weeks she nursed him back to health with compassionate love.
One day the woman returned home to find the snake sitting up and feeling much better. She smiled and went to pet him when all of a sudden the snake bit the old woman. Astonished and bewildered the woman asked the snake: why did you bite me?
The snake looked coldly into her eyes and responded "You knew I was a snake when you took me in, Bit-h!."
Next time, it's to the bank first... F--k the slithering F & I guys! :mad:
It seems an old woman was tooling down the pike when she came upon an injured snake. She rush over and gently scooped up the ailing animal and took him home. Over the next few weeks she nursed him back to health with compassionate love.
One day the woman returned home to find the snake sitting up and feeling much better. She smiled and went to pet him when all of a sudden the snake bit the old woman. Astonished and bewildered the woman asked the snake: why did you bite me?
The snake looked coldly into her eyes and responded "You knew I was a snake when you took me in, Bit-h!."
Next time, it's to the bank first... F--k the slithering F & I guys! :mad: