You asked for it!

(took down the ribbing so as not to invite stupid unecessarily harsh flaming)
edit: this is a joke people! if you can't post something in a light hearted way do NOT post here!

besides 'keecharoonie logged off before seeing the thread;)

wtf! is this some kind of joke?

(took down insult. Didn't want to insult anyone too badly. Keech, i hope you didn't take that personaly).

You asked for it and got it.
JK 'keech.:) You are a valuble assets to this forum.

Did IlovePotatos hack into Zoom44's id???:D

Originally posted by revhappy
Did IlovePotatos hack into Zoom44's id???:D

lol. that woud be funny. but I think we are all just going to be a bit bored for the next month. Not too much more to talk about, and just want to have something to do to pass the time no doubt.

...the hell??? took DOWN the insults???
i saw Chuck's little barb (the first time i'd ever seen the word "specious"... i had to look it up!! ahahaha...), then left work to FINALLY left to come home... anyways, LEAVE 'EM UP!! sheesh... like i said, i've got a pretty thick skin when it comes to personal insults :p hahaha... really!! i wanted to see what cueball said...!!

I think I got the ultimate insult..

Wakeech hates rotary engines.

:)

Damn. It was my idea and I missed the first insult! And while I don't think I can top Herc, here goes anyway.

Wakeech:

Thou churlish malmsey-nosed moldwarp!You scullion! You rampallian! You fustilarian! I'll tickle your catastrophe!

How's THAT for an insult?


:D

Don't trust anyone who claims to know all about driving dynamics, yet owns an ecomomy car with a high center of gravity.

JEEZ, if he didn't have the cash, he could have bought a used "driver's car."

[PUTS FLAME SUIT ON]

uh huh you live in Canada uh huh ! ;)

Originally posted by TJRX8
uh huh you live in Canada uh huh ! ;) GOOD ONE!

Hey wak, is it true some little kid beat you on his tricycle?


blahAHAHAHAHHAAHAHA

or;

hey wak, whats with you and NOT driving stick?

blahAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

only kidding!

And here are the top ten insults, David Letterman Style:

10. We've all seen the pictures. Yes it's true, he shaves his legs. Now I know some of you may find it hard to believe, but just realize it'll be okay, once you go through some therapy, some day you will once again be able to look at objects without spontaneously vomiting.
9.We've heard the rumors, but after strenuous research, I can safely say that Keech here has a few problems. First of all, he's got a serious problem with buying products off of TV. It's gotten to the point that certain companies even have personalized messages as "Andrew, dial 1-800-GETA-RICEr. Yes fokes, he's also heavy into looking at Hondas. Especially the ones with the altezza lights and the...*cringe* NOS stickers. He somehow thinks they add more horsepower, and LOWER the drag coefficient.
8.Perhaps I should leave this one out...no I shouldn't. He's got a fetish for Asians...men that is. I have reports from his neighbors of him "getting jiggy" with several asian men...all of them under 4 feet tall. Be afraid people. Be very afraid.
7.You know how they call them feminine Hygiene products? Well this poor bastard seems to have not caught on. This sicko has been seen constantly buying, and trying on these products, many times IN THE STORE.
6.It is very well known that this "thing" is a laugher. Nobody can fully realize just how hideous his is, until they realize. I personally had to sit through a whole afternoon with this beast, listening to him laugh at my jokes. Normal people would laugh, some would laugh loudly. This "monstrosity" laughs at an unheard level. Dogs howled at the sound of his laugh. People stared, and some asked for autographs. I, meanwhile, dialed 9-11 and asked for Michael Jackson , as someone was stealing his material. (By the way, Michael really does work at 9-11. Go try it right now, he'll be screaming "talk to me boy!" before you could say "Oh my god Keech is a bastard...on a stick...and the stick is on a stick..."
5.The next worst thing about Keech is his last name. Why not say Key-Shhh? No, he's got some crazy crap going on here. Never utter his word, or ninjas dressed up as clowns will hunt you down and force you to wear an uncomfortable, yet vaguely erotic telephone suit. Don't know what one is? Try saying his name. Do it, you'll be sorry for the rest off your life. (So will your A-Hole!)
4.Next is his pathetic excuse for a car. Now everyone thought this guy was cool, until I uncovered this truth. He drives a Toyota Echo. Yes the thing is very easy to get in and out of, and yes it has a very small turning radius. But no, it is probably the least sporty car on this side of a Cadillac. You do not imagine the horrors I see every night I close my eyes.
3. This guys crazy...oh yeah, screw flanders.
2.This wacko also enjoys taking little children and forcing them to line up in various lines. Trust me fokes, this is a lot worse than it sounds.
1.Not many have seen it, but this man has the most god awful excuse for a watch. Yes, he will try to tell you otherwise such as "Hey, girls always ask me about it." Well my friend, the reason it gives you more of a shot with the ladies is because it takes the attention away from your face. You should be ashamed of yourself. Not to mention you're the worst excuse for a photographer on this side of Regina. (That's right, take the r and e out and what do you get? gina. What does that sound like? Gina. Add a couple letters and you've got a tasty sandwich, and one that Keech has never or ever will feast on.

Please note that he is actually a very good friend of mine, and I actually have a lot of respect for William. I did not mean most of these things, and holy crap is it hot out today. It's like 31. Yeah, okay, I live in Victoria. We get the best weather in Canada, with mild summers and winters, but I'm spoiled when it comes to weather. Whole....EEE....Shhhhh.......it....
Man its hot.
Peace.
(Holy Christ this thing was long. I think I'm in a trance right now, I kinda feel dizzy from typing so much)

Originally posted by Elara
Damn. It was my idea and I missed the first insult! And while I don't think I can top Herc, here goes anyway.

Wakeech:

Thou churlish malmsey-nosed moldwarp!You scullion! You rampallian! You fustilarian! I'll tickle your catastrophe!

How's THAT for an insult?


:D You're cheating :p

More than one! :)

Originally posted by wakeech
...the hell??? took DOWN the insults???
i saw Chuck's little barb (the first time i'd ever seen the word "specious"... i had to look it up!! ahahaha...)

LOL. "Specious". Keech, I first had to look that word up about three years ago after watching the "illegal immigrants" episode of the Simpsons.

Homer (as the white "Bear Patrol" B2 Stealth Bomber flies overhead): "Well, the "Bear Patrol" seems to be working!"

Lisa: "How do you know, dad?"

Homer: "Well, have you seen any bears around lately?"

Lisa: "That's specious reasoning, Dad. (picks a rock up from the ground) "By your logic, I could say that this rock helps keep tigers away..."

Homer: "Hmmmmm, interesting... How does it work?"

Lisa (exasperated): "It doesn't! It's just a stupid rock! But you don't see any tigers around, do you?"

Homer: "Lisa, I'd like to buy your rock..."

Ah the Simpsons.... always educational! :)

:D haha, you guys crack me up!!!!!!!~

don't worry Keech my Canadian bro, when the 8 arrives, i'll take you out for a spin! PM u soon ;)

With 27 posts, <b>SON</b> you won't be able to do much...:D
Oh man that must've stung!

Originally posted by ilovepotatos
Oh man that must've stung!

hey hey hey now there Taters, this is a thread for insulting me, not every other fellow Canadian around... ;)

What I want to know is, what's on your right side of your face that's in the shadows??:D :D

Oops I mean how come the bad light...ya that's it...:D

Closed by request of Zoom44 (thread starter)...

---jps



*edit* LMAO! - Toad