nomopistons
02-03-2005, 10:15 PM
Grandpa is 89 and thinking about an RX8 to get back and forth to his adult daycare.
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View Full Version : Dependable car-revised nomopistons 02-03-2005, 10:15 PM Grandpa is 89 and thinking about an RX8 to get back and forth to his adult daycare. PaulieWalnuts 02-03-2005, 10:16 PM He's too young. He should be at least 95. WildOne 02-03-2005, 10:19 PM Tell Paps to go for it! The 8 is just great for adult daycare. If he is single he may get the chick with all her natural teeth! :D Go Paps.....Go Paps!!! :p nomopistons 02-03-2005, 10:25 PM He told me between falling asleep at the wheel while on the way to the pharmacy that his parents were going to get him a really fast car in 2 years. He wants to blow away all the ricers at the old folks home and listen on the PA when they announce that a car has hit the light standard when being parked among all the Evos, Mercedes and beemers. He wants that destroyed car to be his RX8. His parents, who are 115 and 119 are all for it. We think the car is too low for him, but he just tells us to get the monkey off his back. :D WildOne 02-03-2005, 10:33 PM I still say tell him to get it! You only live once. If it is too low, he will know that before he purchases it. Gotta love Paps! nomopistons 02-03-2005, 10:40 PM One good thing about the interior is the cup holder. He can take his teeth out and clean 'em while cruising the town for widows. WildOne 02-03-2005, 11:30 PM ROTF..I like Paps already! Make sure he gets leather seats, never know who he may pick up and leather cleans easier than cloth! nomopistons 02-03-2005, 11:53 PM He also said he wanted one with a crutch. He is 1/2 chinese so I think he meant clutch. I'm not really sure. WildOne 02-03-2005, 11:58 PM You must post pics of Paps! Show him mine. I'll send him more if he gets the 8! :D nomopistons 02-04-2005, 12:00 AM If he gets in a bad wreck with his 8, would he become a "Paps Smear"? :p WildOne 02-04-2005, 12:02 AM ROTFLMAO! Thanks I needed that tonight! :D nomopistons 02-04-2005, 12:03 AM Glad to assist WildOne 02-04-2005, 12:18 AM Should we rename this thread the "Paps nomopistons WildOne" thread? Nubo 02-04-2005, 01:13 AM I thought we already established that only people between the ages of 29 and 32 could handle this car.... ;) WildOne 02-04-2005, 01:19 AM I thought we already established that only people between the ages of 29 and 32 could handle this car.... ;) What exactly are you trying to say Dudeman! That would exclude both you and me! lol :D rotten42 02-04-2005, 01:35 AM How long before the monkey catches on? :D Nubo 02-04-2005, 02:41 AM What exactly are you trying to say Dudeman! That would exclude both you and me! lol :D It's too much car I tell ya'! We're all doomed! :p nomopistons 02-04-2005, 07:10 AM Grandpa also said that he has 5000.00 saved up from his social security check to help pay for the car. He wanted it because he heard that you can drift it. He has moved from relative to relative for many years now, so I guess he is a qualified drifter. Gambit 02-04-2005, 07:34 AM Tell him to go for it...I put 5k down on mine :) WildOne 02-04-2005, 08:38 AM How long before the monkey catches on? :D I totally believe this entire thread is a joke, so I though I would play along. ;) There has been so much negative/depressing stuff in the lounge lately that I decided to play! Feel free to jump in anytime and bring some bananas if you please! :D :D nomopistons 02-04-2005, 08:48 AM you don't sleep much do you WildOne WildOne 02-04-2005, 09:04 AM Nope I sure don't! I got 2 hours last night I will shoot for 4 tonight! WildOne 02-04-2005, 09:22 AM Hey nomo don't forget to have Paps get the proper driving shoes to go along with the 8! I can help him pick them out if you want! I think I saw some platform velcos somewhere. :D nomopistons 02-11-2005, 10:44 PM Grandpa died doing the wild MONKEY dance with a 16 yr old baboon WildOne 02-11-2005, 11:07 PM Grandpa died doing the wild MONKEY dance with a 16 yr old baboon OMG I am so disappointed! Please start another funny thread. This place really needs it right now! |