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View Full Version : Woman kills husband via enema dmp 02-03-2005, 10:19 AM wow. You can't make this stuff up.. http://cnn.netscape.cnn.com/ns/news/story.jsp?id=2005020310360002978933&dt=20050203103600&w=RTR&coview= cgrx 02-03-2005, 10:21 AM Wow Gambit 02-03-2005, 10:23 AM I like how she burned his will, then "accidentally" killed him jsh1120 02-03-2005, 10:25 AM DMP, you have far, far too much time on your hands. rx8wannahave 02-03-2005, 10:27 AM What is an enema? dmp 02-03-2005, 10:30 AM What is an enema? The injection of liquid into the rectum through the anus for cleansing, for stimulating evacuation of the bowels, or for other therapeutic or diagnostic purposes. jsh1120 02-03-2005, 10:31 AM What is an enema? Don't worry, buddy. It's not a Christian thing. :) dmp 02-03-2005, 10:35 AM Don't worry, buddy. It's not a Christian thing. :) I know plenty of Christians who have gotten enemas. :) rx8wannahave 02-03-2005, 10:35 AM The injection of liquid into the rectum through the anus for cleansing, for stimulating evacuation of the bowels, or for other therapeutic or diagnostic purposes. Ohhhh man....gosh, is it to help someone with something? Well I guess you said to help their internal plumbing.... So, this lady pumped "water" into his butt and killed him? Or was it alcohol? Let me go read... jsh1120 02-03-2005, 10:36 AM I know plenty of Christians who have gotten enemas. :) Well, they're not MY kind of Christians. :) expo1 02-03-2005, 10:37 AM How long till this is a main case on CSI Vegas ??? Speed-ER doc 02-03-2005, 10:39 AM Well, they're not MY kind of Christians. :) :D expo1 02-03-2005, 11:01 AM There could be an idea for a new business in here “Warner, 58, was said to have an alcohol problem and received the wine enema because a throat ailment left him unable to drink the sherry, Turner told the newspaper.” It seems that the absorption of Alcohol through the rectum gets your wasted faster that through the stomach? There is already a device that converts booze to a breathable vapor and “ vapor bars” where you breath in alcohol as opposed to drinking it. Maybe there is a market for “ Butt Bars” where you sit in a specially designed bar stool that administers an enema that contains beer / wine / booze. Getting bartenders and the wait staff would be difficult however. If you got pulled over by a cop no booze on the breath (just don’t fart). aggietiff28 02-03-2005, 11:07 AM There could be an idea for a new business in here “Warner, 58, was said to have an alcohol problem and received the wine enema because a throat ailment left him unable to drink the sherry, Turner told the newspaper.” It seems that the absorption of Alcohol through the rectum gets your wasted faster that through the stomach? There is already a device that converts booze to a breathable vapor and “ vapor bars” where you breath in alcohol as apposed to drinking it. Maybe there is a market for “ Butt Bars” where you sit in a specially designed bar stool that administers an enema that contains beer / wine / booze. Getting bartenders and teh wait staff would be difficult however. If you got pulled over by a cop no booze on the breath (just don’t fart). ROFL...sorry, that was too funny, bad mental image though. :D Feras 02-03-2005, 11:14 AM well at least he died drunk off his ass...im sorry that was bad heehee :D :D SilverEIGHT 02-03-2005, 11:16 AM Maybe there is a market for “ Butt Bars” where you sit in a specially designed bar stool that administers an enema that contains beer / wine / booze. Getting bartenders and teh wait staff would be difficult however. If you got pulled over by a cop no booze on the breath (just don’t fart).ROFL, OMG that is funny! :D :D :D devoid 02-03-2005, 11:20 AM If you got pulled over by a cop no booze on the breath (just don’t fart). Officer: Sir, please blow into the tube! Offender: (Smiling with a huge grin on his face :D )Sure thing officer, just let me stand up and drop my pants and bend over for ya! Razpewton 02-03-2005, 11:38 AM an enema? <perk> :D :D :D :D Speed-ER doc 02-03-2005, 11:45 AM A breath test would still detect the blood alcohol concentration. It doesn't get there from drinking it, it gets into the breath through metabolizing it. :p phee 02-03-2005, 11:48 AM an enema? <perk> :D :D :D :D ROFLMAO!!! Iwannarex8 02-03-2005, 12:48 PM There could be an idea for a new business in here “Warner, 58, was said to have an alcohol problem and received the wine enema because a throat ailment left him unable to drink the sherry, Turner told the newspaper.” It seems that the absorption of Alcohol through the rectum gets your wasted faster that through the stomach? There is already a device that converts booze to a breathable vapor and “ vapor bars” where you breath in alcohol as opposed to drinking it. Maybe there is a market for “ Butt Bars” where you sit in a specially designed bar stool that administers an enema that contains beer / wine / booze. Getting bartenders and the wait staff would be difficult however. If you got pulled over by a cop no booze on the breath (just don’t fart). I seen the protype for the buttbar it was on Ripleys believe it or not............uhhh let me look for it................oh here it is eskimo 02-03-2005, 09:02 PM If you got pulled over by a cop no booze on the breath (just don’t fart). And certainly don't light your farts on fire. nomopistons 02-03-2005, 09:37 PM Sometimes alcohol can be your friend, other times it can be your enema. :o Grabitquick 02-03-2005, 10:13 PM Sometimes alcohol can be your friend, other times it can be your enema. :o :eek: WildOne 02-03-2005, 10:21 PM Sometimes alcohol can be your friend, other times it can be your enema. :o Bwaaa haa haaa..................too funny! Butt I will pass on this one! :D nomopistons 02-03-2005, 10:54 PM Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus. This guys wife was from Uranus Japan8 02-03-2005, 11:28 PM LMAO... you guys are horrible... :D rotarygod 02-03-2005, 11:34 PM With friends like that, who needs enemas? WildOne 02-04-2005, 12:22 AM With friends like that, who needs enemas? You guys are killing me tonight ..in a FLEETing moment! :p nomopistons 02-04-2005, 07:16 AM Maybe there is a market for “ Butt Bars” where you sit in a specially designed bar stool that administers an enema that contains beer / wine Enema, Stool ? Don't wanna go there. Ahem There once was a guy from Housta :cool: That could'nt drink like he yousta :p He drank wine thru his butt :eek: Now its permanantly shut :( So here is an enema toast to ya! :D expo1 02-04-2005, 07:57 AM If more people consumed alcohol via enema it would prevent drinking accidents like the one below. Worse thing that could happen would be a ruined carpet. http://poststuff2.entensity.net/020105/media.php?media=fire.wmv No More Oldsmobiles 03-22-2008, 04:15 PM Piidb. 05TiGr8Lady 03-22-2008, 04:24 PM :rofl: Nice find in so many ways nelsonrx8 03-22-2008, 05:21 PM i remember being chased by some guys trying to shoot me i hid in a old frig 4me2 03-22-2008, 05:35 PM http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/27/Blink181State.jpg Winfree 03-22-2008, 06:23 PM Wife probably thought no one would notice.... Did she at least use a good vintage? tajabaho1 03-22-2008, 06:57 PM soo, thats how girls get drunk when you actually gave them grapejuice ^^ No More Oldsmobiles 03-22-2008, 07:29 PM :rofl: Nice find in so many ways It's listed as a similar thread on the "Stingray Kills Woman on Boat" thread. :lol: |