I saw one yesterday that I thought was great. A young lady with a big truck, and a bumper sticker that said:

If you're gonna ride my ass, at least pull my hair.

I'm still partial to "Nice people swallow"

http://www.penny-arcade.com/images/2000/20001005l.jpg

"i'm a bitch just not yours"

I saw one yesterday that I thought was great. A young lady with a big truck, and a bumper sticker that said:

If you're gonna ride my ass, at least pull my hair.


I like that one! :D

"Fu*k Me. I need the nookie."

this old truck had a great on on it .it was a picture of a deer had this hunter bent over a tree stump and said'' here's your fresh meat ''as he was humping the hunter.

"i love phee"

That was the best one i have ever seen.

"i love phee"

That was the best one i have ever seen.Are we in the midst of an internet love affair??? :D

I've seen two good ones....

I'm not tailgating, I'm drafting!
and
Cover me, I'm making a lane change.

caution don't tailgate i flip boogers.

"Honk if you see parts fall off." :D

My brother has one that says........''you can't piss on
(chevy logo)
what you can't catch''

Answer my prayers......steal this car.

Back off...... i'm a postal worker

The one under my avatar .

Don't drive fast, fly low. :)

cheers
michael

While not a bumper sticker, I used to have a license plate frame that read

"Hondas are slow. Race me I'll prove it"

It was on my Civic!

Work Harder! Millions on welfare depend on you!

Hubby's favorite is:

Breast Inspection 20 feet ahead
Please have them out!

We have enough youth, how about a fountain of SMART?

Where there's a will, I wont be in it

"make Building Permits As Easy To Get As Welfare Checks"

...

"lick Bush In 2004"

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"visualize Whirled Peas"

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"nuke The Whales"

I'm having a friend make me one that says "F#ck Pistons". :)

http://www.ejsmithweb.com/fr/Flush_Johns.jpg .

If I just passed you on the right, your in the WRONG lane!!!

Loud pipes save lives

My Karma ran over my Dogma

This dude was ASKIN for it...
Your eyes are glazed officer, have you been eating doughnuts?

[QUOTE=Nubo"visualize Whirled Peas"[/QUOTE]

I laughed so hard the first time I saw this one!

We used to have one on our old Trailblazer. It said "I used to be disgusted; now I'm just amused". Thank you, Mr. Costello!

last one good one I saw

"Honk if you don't exist"

a girl in hot pink porsche ....

"if you can catch me, you can f*$K me

When I was in college we played a practical joke on this Marine on our debate team. We put a bumper sticker on the back of his car that said, "I break for gay whales." It was pink, had a rainbow, and two large gay whales on it. He didn't notice for weeks, it was great.

If I just passed you on the right, your in the WRONG lane!!!

I need that one for sure.

Dick and Bush, we are really Fuk'd

"my other ride is your daughter"

dont laugh your daughter is in this car.

I know high people in places

Saw this one a while back

http://www.sendersnj.com/rx8/Mike/rx8club/movebodies.gif

I saw a bumper sticker in Mississippi that read
"I killed a six pack, just to watch it die"

this one is awesome if you like lovecraft.

Feras, that's freaking awesome. :D

this one is awesome if you like lovecraft.

Oh, man, I LOVE H.P. Lovecraft! The Dunwich Horror was one of the scariest books I've ever read, and I've read collections of his short stories. That guy was brilliantly twisted.

"i love phee"

That was the best one i have ever seen.

Sorry if my ignorance is so apparent, but...I don't get it... :confused:

If I just passed you on the right, your in the WRONG lane!!!

YES! YES! YES!!!!

Should be followed by...

"Turn signals: they're not just for driving tests anymore!"

:D

this one is awesome if you like lovecraft.
I wonder if Metallica's "Call of the Ktulu" is related to that, I know one of their other songs was based on Lovecraft

I wonder if Metallica's "Call of the Ktulu" is related to that, I know one of their other songs was based on Lovecraft

Yep, Cthulhu was the inspiration for Metallica's song. I remember reading that several years ago. Good song, too.

this one is awesome if you like lovecraft.I think we have a winner! :D

Yep, Cthulhu was the inspiration for Metallica's song. I remember reading that several years ago. Good song, too.
I love that song...a 9 minute kickass instrumental...the other one I referred to was "The thing that should not be"

Nuke the Gay Whales

I know this will tick about half of you off, but here it is:

"Bring complete sentences back to the Whitehouse. Elect John Kerry."

I know this will tick about half of you off, but here it is:

"Bring complete sentences back to the Whitehouse. Elect John Kerry."LOL!!! :D :D :D

I love that song...a 9 minute kickass instrumental...the other one I referred to was "The thing that should not be"

Ahhh......another good song. Too bad I couldn't find any good songs on St. Anger, but that's another thread.

So getting back on topic......ahem.......here's another bumper sticker I saw at lunch today:

"Come over to the dark side. We have cookies!"

Which, of course, is the meaning of life for some people (very clever reference to another recent thread).

How about:

I love Cats! I had one this morning for breakfast.

"Don't tailgate, or I'll flick a booger at your windshield."

I Love Animals

They're Delicious!!!

wow now i cant wait to show u guys my rear bumper
tommorow after work

When I married my Hubby I gave him a bumper sticker that read

"Life's a bitch and then you marry one"

Me and my Friend came up with this one when we was boared and doing the typical "Kemmerer Thing" and has turn in to my favorite. You should see the faces of dodge owners when you say it to them LOL. Sorry dodge owners, I dislike dodges bad.

"Why Drive a Dodge When you Can Walk!!"

Hello Officer, put it on my tab
Learn from your parents' mistakes: use birth control
I have good Brakes, Do you have GOOD Insurance?


one for us rx-8 people:
If this car is being driven courteously it's been stolen

We have room for all of God's creatures........right next to the potatoes

Warning to tailgaters.......Driver chews Red Man!

On the back of a new Dodge Hemi.

"Silly men...hemis are for women!!"

This would not have been so funny if it had not been an older man in a cowboy hat who was actually driving the truck :confused:

here they go
i luv it best mod i have on it

I have a "Run, Hillary, Run!" sticker.

But it's on the front bumper.

One of my favorites, a guy riding a motorcycle with this on the back of his shirt:

"If you can read this, the bitch fell off!"

" I Do Whatever My Rice Krispies Tell Me To." i wanna make a shirt of this

I'm not speeding - I'm qualifying!

I had a friend who was the butt of a practical joke had this bumper sticker stuck on his car:

"I (heart) buttsex with children"

He never noticed until he got pulled over. The cop pulled him over because of the sticker. He then issued some BS ticket. The guy that put the sticker on the car got the beating of a lifetime, but still think it was well worth it... :)


There's also these stickers: http://www.iparklikeanidiot.com/ :D

I have a window cling on my drivers side airplane window that says "My other ride is your mom" my friends buper sticker says, "Gas Grass or Ass... either way your not getting a free ride" "your little princess is my little whore." lol. I got another window cling that says "enjoy life, (picture of stick figures 69'ing, has boobs and dick and all) eat out more often" but i got in trouble for that one with my family

those who would rather push a ford than drive a chevy often do

no bumper stickers on my car.

Only vinyls on the side windows that say NOPISTONS, and a rx8club.com decal in the middle of the back window, at the top

Blondes have more fun, but brunettes remember it the next day

Saw a sticker for K2 skis: "If it was easy, they'd call it snowboarding."

"What if the Hokey Pokey IS what it's all about?"

My drinking team has a racing problem.

Spotted a mint '56 Chevy Bel Air not long ago with an equally mint "Kennedy for President" bumper sticker not long ago. The former is not especially rare, but I have no idea where the driver obtained (or how he preserved) the bumper sticker.

"I had sex with your honor student"

Saw this on a civic... "Discourage imbreeding....Ban country music."

There was some high school that had stickers with its name and its slogan, "Where miracles happen." Then they came out with those honor-roll versions that said "My child is an honor-roll student at such-and-such school -- where miracles happen."

haha oldsmobiles

Saw this on a civic... "Discourage imbreeding....Ban country music."

Not a bumper sticker, but close enough. Sorry for the liquor name confusion. After a few shots, who could tell?

From last fall there was: "Re-Defeat Bush"

I haven't seen this one for awhile but still like it: "Sex is a misdemeanor -- The more you miss it the meaner you get."

I would like to have this one made for myself: "My honor student just beat up your honor student."

Saw a great one last week...

"HATE is not a family value"

One of my favorites on the back of a semi trailer:

"Comments on my driving? Call 1-800-eat s#!t"

Fukengruven

i need somewhere to post this wallpaper i edited for no reason and the lounge seems like a good place to put it. Here you go, enjoy.

Konig, that's a little ripper!! I just made it my wallpaper. Looks ace :) .

Well done!

"Support Bacteria, it's the only culture some people have."
"My child sells drugs to your honor student"

My brother had this one on his OHV:

Support your local Search & Rescue - Get Lost!

Not new, but:

"I'm like a workaholic, except with booze."

two new versions of the same wallpaper

Several years ago, I spotted an official "In and out Burger" bumper sticker on a college kids car that had been modified to say:

"In and out urge"

1.3L

"If You Can Read This, You're Not the President"

"If You Can Read This, You're Not the President"Hahahahahaha!!! :D

I like the one my wife picked up a while back:

"My Australian cattle dog is smarter than your honor student"

Needless to say, we love our heelers...

Quite corny, no pun intended

"Keep the Earth clean, it's not Uranus"

"Dog is my Co-driver" and had a dog in the car

"Asheville--more Subarus than strait chicks" found in the very "hippy" city of Asheville