View Full Version : Would you clone your pussy?


flatso
12-23-2004, 09:37 AM
Well would ya? (http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=514&e=3&u=/ap/20041223/ap_on_sc/cloned_cat)

Aratinga
12-23-2004, 09:41 AM
Hmmm.... at $50K per pussy, that's pretty steep. Of course if demand warranted it, I'd clone mine and sell the extras. Mods, would that ad go in the "RX8 Parts For Sale/Wanted" forum?

Feras
12-23-2004, 09:41 AM
i dont see why people are getting so up in arms over this, the woman loves her cat has money to spend and spent it, money has been spent on more frivolous things. I think cloning is an important science and will only get better the more it is tested with. And its not an affront to god, God after all gave us the brainpower that allowed us to clone things in the first place.

RX-GR8
12-23-2004, 09:47 AM
i dont see why people are getting so up in arms over this, the woman loves her cat has money to spend and spent it, money has been spent on more frivolous things. I think cloning is an important science and will only get better the more it is tested with. And its not an affront to god, God after all gave us the brainpower that allowed us to clone things in the first place.

true like the Virgin Mary toast. :rolleyes:

Aratinga
12-23-2004, 09:50 AM
I think everyone's just afraid that if human cloning becomes routine, we'll forget how to reproduce the old-fashioned way.

RX-GR8
12-23-2004, 09:53 AM
I think everyone's just afraid that if human cloning becomes routine, we'll forget how to reproduce the old-fashioned way.

it feels too good to forget how to do it the old fashioned way. :D

guy321
12-23-2004, 10:02 AM
What old fashioned way??

I think everyone's just afraid that if human cloning becomes routine, we'll forget how to reproduce the old-fashioned way.

misterwilson007
12-23-2004, 10:11 AM
wtf??

Aratinga
12-23-2004, 10:16 AM
What old fashioned way??

Ask Jen -- she'll show ya! If you two can stop playing WoW long enough, that is. I can't believe we've lured you away from the WoW thread long enough to post something on the outside.... the Lounge is sure different now that we've lost all of you WoW players. <<sigh>> I guess we just can't compete with Paladins and Mithril Shield Spikes and all...

Feras
12-23-2004, 11:15 AM
Ask Jen -- she'll show ya! If you two can stop playing WoW long enough, that is. I can't believe we've lured you away from the WoW thread long enough to post something on the outside.... the Lounge is sure different now that we've lost all of you WoW players. <<sigh>> I guess we just can't compete with Paladins and Mithril Shield Spikes and all...

ive been doing my part to make up for the slack, i got elected lounge president, im trying to put in a new thread a day, but im not wacky enough to make up for all the lost demand, come back to us WoW players...MMORPGs are the devil, we need you.

klegg
12-23-2004, 11:55 AM
can we clone kari and meowload?....cuse you know..........

Nubo
12-23-2004, 11:58 AM
"I Think I'm a Clone Now" - Weird Al Yankovic

(to the tune of "I Think We're Alone Now by Tommy James And The Shondells),

Isn't it strange
Feels like I'm lookin' in the mirror
What would people say
If only they knew that I was

Part of some geneticist's plan
Born to be a carbon copy man
There in a petri dish late one night
They took a donor's body cell and fertilized a human egg and so I say

I think I'm a clone now
There's always two of me just a-hangin' around
I think I'm a clone now
'Cause every chromosome is a hand-me-down

Look at the way
We go out walking close together
I guess you could say
I'm really beside myself :rolleyes:

I still remember how it began
They produced a carbon copy man
Born in a science lab late one night
Without a mother or a father, just a test tube and a womb with a view

I think I'm a clone now
There's always two of me just a-hangin' around
I think I'm a clone now
'Cause every chromosome is a hand-me-down

I think I'm a clone now
And I can stay at home while I'm out of town
I think I'm a clone now
'Cause every pair of genes is a hand-me-down

Signing autographs for my fans
Come and meet the carbon copy man
Livin' in stereo, it's all right
Well I can be my own best friend and I can send myself for pizza so I say

I think I'm a clone now
Another one of me's always hangin' around
I think I'm a clone now
'Cause every chromosome is a hand-me-down

I think I'm a clone now
I've been on Oprah Winfrey - I'm world renowned
I think I'm a clone now
And every pair of genes is a hand-me-down

I think I'm a clone now
That's my genetic twin always hangin' around
I think I'm a clone now
'Cause every chromosome is a hand-me-down

MELRX8
12-23-2004, 12:07 PM
I think the real question will be do we have the right to clone ourselves for spare parts to prolong the donors life.

Meowloud
12-24-2004, 09:41 AM
Awww Thank you Aratinga :D
I didn't know I was missed! Actually, WoW hasn't been taking up my time... rather, depression has. :(
Not a very good season this year, lots of cancer problems for family. It's hard to get up some days :)

Tomorrow is a new day.... full of old-fashioned sex too!!! MUAHAHAHHA :p

Speed-ER doc
12-24-2004, 12:02 PM
Just wait until GT4 comes out.

I sense a disturbance in the forum.

And yes, I really would be interested in cloning my current kitty. She is the best cat I have ever had, and I have owned a bunch. She meets me at the garage door every morning I get home from work, and naps with me during the day.

50K is a bit much though. I would consider 5K.

klegg
12-24-2004, 12:08 PM
Just wait until GT4 comes out.

I sense a disturbance in the forum.

And yes, I really would be interested in cloning my current kitty. She is the best cat I have ever had, and I have owned a bunch. She meets me at the garage door every morning I get home from work, and naps with me during the day.

50K is a bit much though. I would consider 5K.


5k seems to be the sweet spot. We lost a kitty last year we loved dearly. If the service was around then, my wife and I both thought that $5,000 would have been reasonable.

My wife would not do it, she is convinced that the clone would be a very, very bad kitty, with no soul.

Speed-ER doc
12-24-2004, 12:10 PM
My wife would not do it, she is convinced that the clone would be a very, very bad kitty, with no soul.
Nah, I already have a cat like that. :D

WHealy
12-24-2004, 12:15 PM
I don't know... how in the short life that we have could we ever assume to have expereinced enought to know to clone something because it is the very best. Pretty presumptious in my opinion.

Speed-ER doc
12-24-2004, 12:21 PM
I don't know... how in the short life that we have could we ever assume to have expereinced enought to know to clone something because it is the very best. Pretty presumptious in my opinion.There is no best, only shades of good and bad. If you have the desire and ability to do something, and it is something you want to do, and it doesn't hurt anyone else, why should you not do it?

AutoBahnRX8
12-24-2004, 12:30 PM
For that kinda dough, you could get a bunch of different pussies and give the ones you don't like to the needy

klegg
12-24-2004, 12:41 PM
Yes, but they would not be THE ONE, that special pet that comes around very rarely.....the question is if the clone would have the "old" personality, or its own unique one..

InuYasha
12-26-2004, 10:55 AM
i dont see why people are getting so up in arms over this, the woman loves her cat has money to spend and spent it, money has been spent on more frivolous things. I think cloning is an important science and will only get better the more it is tested with. And its not an affront to god, God after all gave us the brainpower that allowed us to clone things in the first place.


I agree, cloning is an important science, and we must master it so that we can learn to use it irresponsibly. Besides, at the same time it gives us a chance to improve on nature. I for one, would like toi see more two-headed, triple-tailed calicos available at my local pet store!

WildOne
12-26-2004, 12:09 PM
What old fashioned way??
Guy, do we need to have a talk? :p

EyeBall Fixer...(o)(x)
01-05-2005, 11:39 PM
I agree, cloning is an important science, and we must master it so that we can learn to use it irresponsibly. Besides, at the same time it gives us a chance to improve on nature. I for one, would like toi see more two-headed, triple-tailed calicos available at my local pet store!Unfortunately, we humans can screw up anything
(even with the best of intentions)....
"Attack of the Clones" or "The Boys from Brazil" come to mind....

GiN
01-06-2005, 12:40 AM
The "clone" is not the type of "clone" you would see in a movie. When your 15-year-old cat dies, and you order one of these clone things, you will receive a young test-tube kitten. They still need to be born and raised.