I will post one of these every day until I run out. :D

Today's thought:

Confucius says, "Panties not best thing on Earth, but next
to best thing on Earth."

Todays thought -
Confucius says, "A constipated man does not give a crap."

I will post one of these every day until I run out. :D

Today's thought:

Confucius says, "Panties not best thing on Earth, but next
to best thing on Earth."

I don't understand this one, why would panties be by the Baby Back Ribs from Fridays?

I don't understand this one, why would panties be by the Baby Back Ribs from Fridays?
Been a while has it? :p

Confucious say you gotta get sticky fingers somehow :P

confucious say: man who go to bed with itchy ass, wake up with smelly fingers

confucious says: man who stand on toilet, high on pot :o

I will post one of these every day until I run out. :D


So this will last what, two days?

He who farts in church says pew

"In the end, everything's a gag." - Charlie Chaplin ;)

So this will last what, two days?
Perhaps rather than being an ass, you could bring something constructive to the discussion? :rolleyes:

Confucious say: "Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day"
"Women who sits on rooster, gets limp cock"
"Man who finger woman on period, gets caught red handed"
"Man who has sex on lawn, gets Piece on Earth"

Confucious say: Man who go through airport turnstyle sideays going to Bangcock!

Man who drop watch in toilet have shitty time

Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.

It is good for girl to meet boy in park, but better for boy to park
meat in girl. (My favorite)

Baseball wrong--man with four balls cannot walk.

Learn to masturbate -- come in handy

Man who drive like hell, bound to get there

Man who jump off cliff jump to conclusion!

When lady say no, she mean maybe,When lady say maybe, she mean yes, When lady say yes--she no lady!

Perhaps rather than being an ass, you could bring something constructive to the discussion? :rolleyes:
Good call. I noticed some people like to be jerks.

Here is a quote from the show, "Perfect Strangers" - think Balki

Cousin Larry, "A wise man once told me 'Sleep with sheep, Wake up with fleas' It's out of context but if anyone can remember the beginning please let me know. It's killing me.

Perhaps rather than being an ass, you could bring something constructive to the discussion? :rolleyes:

Just because my Internet penis is bigger than yours you do not need to get all upset.

I was merely commenting on how long it will take ricecookie to run out of confuscisms.

Those who know the most, say the least.

Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.

Confucious say never kiss woman with dirty knees.

Buried Dentist is filling his last cavity.

Just because my Internet penis is bigger than yours you do not need to get all upset.

I was merely commenting on how long it will take ricecookie to run out of confuscisms.

Those who know the most, say the least.

Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
Man who have head up ass, have shitty outlook on life. ;)

Man who have head up ass, have shitty outlook on life. ;)
Touche.

Geez, I'm sick for one day and this thread breaks down into a pissing contest. :rolleyes:
And Icee, I have PLENTY of Confucisms left. To all others that posted for me while I was sick, thanks. :D

Today's
Confucius say, "Passionate kiss like spiders web - soon lead
to undoing of fly."

Geez, I'm sick for one day and this thread breaks down into a pissing contest. :rolleyes:
And Icee, I have PLENTY of Confucisms left. To all others that posted for me while I was sick, thanks. :D

Today's
Confucius say, "Passionate kiss like spiders web - soon lead
to undoing of fly."
No pissing here Rice 'cause...

Man piss in wind, wind piss back :p

Man who fishes in other man's well often catches crabs.

Baby conceived in car with automatic transmission grow to become shiftless bastard.

Man who pee's through screen door, only
straining himself.

Confucius say:
Foolish man give wife grand piano

Wise man give wife upright organ.l

Confucius say 'Butcher who back into meat grinder get a little behind in his orders'.