View Full Version : Smegol VS Jar Jar


guy321
12-09-2004, 12:48 PM
Who would win? They both talk funny.

Meowloud
12-09-2004, 12:52 PM
Jar Jar Binks RUINED that movie! "Mesa thinks he sucks" :p

Smegol smells like fish though.

This reminds me of a relationship... I could be with a Jar Jar and listen to random banter.... OR be by myself with my fishy. :D

guy321
12-09-2004, 12:55 PM
Smegol wins because he smells like fish? :)

What if Smegol and Jar Jar had a love child??

Jar Jar Binks RUINED that movie! "Mesa thinks he sucks" :p

Smegol smells like fish though.

This reminds me of a relationship... I could be with a Jar Jar and listen to random banter.... OR be by myself with my fishy. :D

BlueEyes
12-09-2004, 01:02 PM
Jar Jar Binks RUINED that movie! "Mesa thinks he sucks" :p

Smegol smells like fish though.

This reminds me of a relationship... I could be with a Jar Jar and listen to random banter.... OR be by myself with my fishy. :D

Now now, George Lucas ruined those movies, and he managed to ruin the older ones too.

That said, jar jar binks is the most annoying CG character I have ever had the displeasure of seeing. I contemplated suicide when my little brother started talking like him following the movie. :mad:

MadRonin
12-09-2004, 01:16 PM
Smeagol would win, thankfully.

TODreamer
12-09-2004, 01:16 PM
I cant beleive you even tried to compare the two... smeagol would tear up Jar Jar... Jar Jar is just a scared pussy... smeagol is a devious, murderous lil bastard.

Smeagol would wrap JarJar up in a box and send him home

Photic
12-09-2004, 01:17 PM
Smegol because he's tricksy.

czr
12-09-2004, 01:20 PM
jarjar would whoop smeagol's ugly fish eating no ass. The size difference alone is considerable. Did you see his legs? He could kick smeagol a mile away. Goooooooaaaaaaaaal!

guy321
12-09-2004, 01:20 PM
Jar Jar wiped out entire companies of battledroids!!! Smegol couldn't even kill 2 fat hobbits....

(I like smegol better than jarjar, but what fun would it be if I agreed with Todreamer? ;) )

I cant beleive you even tried to compare the two... smeagol would tear up Jar Jar... Jar Jar is just a scared pussy... smeagol is a devious, murderous lil bastard.

Smeagol would wrap JarJar up in a box and send him home

ZoomZoomH
12-09-2004, 01:21 PM
Smegol because he's got THE PRECIOUS!!!11

guy321
12-09-2004, 01:22 PM
BTW, incase you ever wondered if you were a geek...

^^^^ Yes, all those people are ;)

czr
12-09-2004, 01:22 PM
Smegol because he's got THE PRECIOUS!!!11

He's melting in the volcano isn't he?

TODreamer
12-09-2004, 01:23 PM
Jar Jar wiped out entire companies of battledroids!!! Smegol couldn't even kill 2 fat hobbits....

(I like smegol better than jarjar, but what fun would it be if I agreed with Todreamer? ;) )

C'mopn guy.. lets pitch our idea to network TV.... the TOD and GUY Late Night show..... we can be at eachothers throats for an hour every Friday Night and get paid :D

guy321
12-09-2004, 01:25 PM
Sure, but I don't think we could get on any network besides FOX.. Or comedy central!!

czr
12-09-2004, 01:26 PM
C'mopn guy.. lets pitch our idea to network TV.... the TOD and GUY Late Night show..... we can be at eachothers throats for an hour every Friday Night and get paid :D

Not fair I think. TODreamer would be jarjar and guy would be smeagol. Jar jar open that can of whoop ass. ;)

guy321
12-09-2004, 01:32 PM
AHAAAAHHh speaking of racial sterotypes..

TOdreamer would be Jarjar because Jar jar is supposed to be a comical representation a black man or something!? (and is played by a black man)


I'm smegol because asian people are short and sneaky!??


WTF!!?






(Jusst f'in with ya czr ;) )
Not fair I think. TODreamer would be jarjar and guy would be smeagol. Jar jar open that can of whoop ass. ;)

BlueEyes
12-09-2004, 01:33 PM
AHAAAAHHh speaking of racial sterotypes..

TOdreamer would be Jarjar because Jar jar is supposed to be a comical representation a black man or something!? (and is played by a black man)


I'm smegol because asian people are short and sneaky!??


WTF!!?






(Jusst f'in with ya czr ;) )

Oh thats funny stuff!

I, Claudius
12-09-2004, 01:33 PM
My money's on Smeagol, but I think Dobby the house elf could take both of 'em.

czr
12-09-2004, 01:33 PM
TODreamer is black?? lol

guy321
12-09-2004, 01:34 PM
^^

Lol

zoom44
12-09-2004, 01:49 PM
come on folks it obvious that jarjar would kick smeagols ass.

TODreamer
12-09-2004, 02:36 PM
AHAAAAHHh speaking of racial sterotypes..

TOdreamer would be Jarjar because Jar jar is supposed to be a comical representation a black man or something!? (and is played by a black man)


I'm smegol because asian people are short and sneaky!??


WTF!!?






(Jusst f'in with ya czr ;) )

LOL YOU said it... not I :D

TODreamer
12-09-2004, 02:38 PM
TODreamer is black?? lol

LOL.. yeah I'm the token "black guy " here

But don't worry you're not the only one..... my name on paper sounds white.... my voice over the phone is about as "white" as Mr. Rogers... but I'm a big bald black guy LOL

When people speak to me over the phone and then finally meet me they are like "................... oh"

LMAO

hotpot
12-10-2004, 04:31 AM
So when did you find out that you were black? Did you freak out?


:D

Razpewton
12-10-2004, 05:48 AM
Forget Smegol and JarJar.....Liv Taylor can whoop my ass any time she wants.

Hakuna Matata :D :D :D

hotpot
12-10-2004, 05:51 AM
Considering your age, you'd have more chance with Liz Taylor. :)

TODreamer
12-10-2004, 06:00 AM
So when did you find out that you were black? Did you freak out?


:D

Hotpot... I got up one day just like any other day. Went to go take a piss, caught a glimpse of myself in the mirror and BAM.... It just Hit me.... I was BLACK, and let me tell you I nearly passed out. :D

hotpot
12-10-2004, 06:07 AM
Richard Pryor finding out that he's black was hilarious.

Razpewton
12-10-2004, 06:16 AM
Considering your age, you'd have more chance with Liz Taylor. :)

A guy can dream, can't he?