Will I hit it or will she hit me?

That is the question that I ponder to you this warm Friday morning in south east Texas.

Here is the story. A few years ago when I was in college women I met a woman through my cousin at his college in Oklahoma. She was a nice girl and we went out several times, with nothing coming out of it other then good friendship and the occasional heavy petting session. Let me tell you that this girl is hot and lives up to and beyond even my standards. This companionship went on for several occasions over the course of the year without a completed successful conquest by yours truly the Gigolo. She then proceeded to graduate as many college students do and then drops off of the face of the earth.

Now, fast forward to last week.

She calls my cousin telling him that she has been in the army for the previous four years touring the world and then proceeded to ask him where I am at and how does she get a hold of me. I find out that this is the only reason why she has called him. She contacts me and we strike it off just like old times. In fact, she states that all she can think about and all she wants to do is come and see me. I find out she was discharged with honors LAST WEEK and wants to come see me as soon as possible. So she is coming to visit me this weekend and staying through Wednesday.

So as you can see, I find myself in this dilemma of having an ex-army hottie, who I can only assume is more hot and more buff then when she went in, wanting to come and see me after a stint over seas. Now I ask you the question that I have been asking myself all week.

Will I hit it or will she hit me?

dude....i'd hit it...

if i were you...i'm married...if i wasn't i could tell you all about it....:D

good luck on it. i'm sure everything will be good. but, if she is as hot as you say she is, and she tries to hit you, ask yourself this, would you try and stop it? if i had a hot girl wanting to rough house with me, i'm hers haha. :)

yeah ,you got to hit .like my father told me every time you don't hit it is 1 time you cant get back.

Have fun getting hit. (In a good way)
Remember your lounge friends, pics are a great way of saying thanks. :D

You see, that is my delimma. I plan of bringing up the issue and attempting to close the deal, it's just a matter of this woman being the ex-army ex-professional killing machine that she has become.

She was an MP by the way. I am fairly confident that she could bust my ass if she wanted to.

she's gonna hit you, shes gotta thing for you thats obvious, and you are going to enjoy it! and thats an order! lol

You see, that is my delimma. I plan of bringing up the issue and attempting to close the deal, it's just a matter of this woman being the ex-army ex-professional killing machine that she has become.

She was an MP by the way. I am fairly confident that she could bust my ass if she wanted to.

You say that like its a bad thing.

You see, that is my delimma. I plan of bringing up the issue and attempting to close the deal, it's just a matter of this woman being the ex-army ex-professional killing machine that she has become.

She was an MP by the way. I am fairly confident that she could bust my ass if she wanted to.
hey the guy can't wear the pants all the time? eh just go with it, she's oviously chasing you.

We should all collectively pummel some sense in to you right now for even contemplating this. She is going to be the one to jump your bones when it gets down to it. Think about it...she has been in the military for four years and the first thing she did when she was discharged was call your cousin to get to you. You apparently did something right that stuck with her all these years, and, even if you don't tap that right away, you already have a foundation laid. On the flip side, be careful because she could have been pining away for quite some time and has built an image of you in her head that you might have a hard time living up to. I would let her pour out her feelings first and see where her head is. But good for you anyway. Isn't it the best feeling in the world when a chick actively pursues you? Peace

But I am oddly uncomfortable with that in an machismo kind of way.

I have been thinking about it, what if she developed man hands in the army or something?

But I am oddly uncomfortable with that in an machismo kind of way.

I have been thinking about it, what if she developed man hands in the army or something?

machismo smachismo, so what if she's as we say 'on top'. btw she's gonna look fine, in the army she probably had all the guys around her do the heavy lifting.

Hehe....man hands

go for it. this could be the start of something great. :)

You see, that is my delimma. I plan of bringing up the issue and attempting to close the deal, it's just a matter of this woman being the ex-army ex-professional killing machine that she has become.

She was an MP by the way. I am fairly confident that she could bust my ass if she wanted to.

geez... quit being a pussy and just cock it up :D

army or no army... woman is woman, especially when we are talking about giving them the hood

step up man

geez... quit being a pussy and just cock it up :D

amry or no amry... woman is woman, especially when we are talking about sex

yea really. let her drive. you might like it. :D

Don't get too worked up. Maybe she just needs to borrow some money.





:D

Don't get too worked up. Maybe she just needs to borrow some money.

You see, that has crossed my mind as well.

Since I last saw her I have built a sucessful engineering firm and done quite well for myself since college.

The only government service that I have ever done is work for W.

tell her to bring her handcuffs:D .i kinda like it when a woman want to take control and get on top.if you don't hit it you need to join the army and become a man NOW STEP UP &TAKE ONE FOR THE TEAM!!

Go for it man! If she's been thinking about you then it's all sexual fantasies. It'll be a Wam Bam Thankyou Gigolo!

Okay, here's a thought. What would she think if she saw this thread? Would she be flattered, and think it was cute? Or would she think "wtf, I just wanted to see a good friend again after a long-ass tour of duty, and all he can think about is having sex with me?"

Okay, here's a thought. What would she think if she saw this thread? Would she be flattered, and think it was cute? Or would she think "wtf, I just wanted to see a good friend again after a long-ass tour of duty, and all he can think about is having sex with me?"

chances are she isnt going to see this thread. this thread is like jason thinking out loud about the possibilities with the lounge lizards. surely women do the same thing with their friends? :D

Okay, here's a thought. What would she think if she saw this thread? Would she be flattered, and think it was cute? Or would she think "wtf, I just wanted to see a good friend again after a long-ass tour of duty, and all he can think about is having sex with me?"

elara a lot of us who posted are guys...sex is always the first thing on our minds.

Okay, here's a thought. What would she think if she saw this thread? Would she be flattered, and think it was cute? Or would she think "wtf, I just wanted to see a good friend again after a long-ass tour of duty, and all he can think about is having sex with me?"
And how do you know she's not thinking "I just finished a long tour of duty, and all I want to do is finally get into the pants of a guy that really did it for me!"

And how do you know she's not thinking "I just finished a long tour of duty, and all I want to do is finally get into the pants of a guy that really did it for me!"


She very well may be.

You see, that has crossed my mind as well.

Since I last saw her I have built a sucessful engineering firm and done quite well for myself since college.

The only government service that I have ever done is work for W.

She called your cousin without knowing any of this. Don't let that get in the way. Meet with her and see how thing turn out. If she is thinking of you the way you were 4 yrs ago and you have become this successfull, how can she be dissappointed.

One thought, can you work off a beer gut in 5 days?
Oh, it says GigilO not Giggly.......:D

One thought, can you work off a beer gut in 5 days?
Oh, it says GigilO not Giggly.......:D

Beer gut? what beer gut?

I'm still a very fit 32in waist.

And no Elara, I am not showing you pictures.

Beer gut? what beer gut?

I'm still a very fit 32in waist.

And no Elara, I am not showing you pictures.

i thought he was talking about your friends beer gut? :rolleyes:

Beer gut? what beer gut?

I'm still a very fit 32in waist.

And no Elara, I am not showing you pictures.

I'm only teasing sir.

yeah don't show elara the pictures,show the rest of us them.

Lmao

I hate to bust your bubble but think about this. In the Army there are great ops for dating and such and she also has a college degree and has a good future. Perhaps she just wants to see if the romance will work. However I would be a little concerned that after 4 years in the Army she has not married by now. There are many reasons for this I am sure but that would make me think a little bit perhaps. I know when I was 23 and looking for a wife that it was pretty easy to date with many available. So take it one day at a time buddy. Sounds romatic though and perhaps she was thinking of you for 4 years or her other dates just did not work out.

. However I would be a little concerned that after 4 years in the Army she has not married by now..

maybe she just didn't think the guys she was meeting in the army weren't quite up to scratch, even after "being all they can be" :D

From my interaction with alot of females it turns out military men are the worst type of guy to get with.... immature, Irresponsible.....


Hey dont flame me... just regurgitating what was told to me.

Here's a thought...just go and have a good time...quit thinking about it...just go with it...

Okay, here's a thought. What would she think if she saw this thread? Would she be flattered, and think it was cute? Or would she think "wtf, I just wanted to see a good friend again after a long-ass tour of duty, and all he can think about is having sex with me?"
:D

http://www.jasonlove.com/snaps-tr/snap01438.gif

Okay, here's a thought. What would she think if she saw this thread? Would she be flattered, and think it was cute? Or would she think "wtf, I just wanted to see a good friend again after a long-ass tour of duty, and all he can think about is having sex with me?"

It could also make her wet as a creek because she does infact want to get physical with the jigolo ;)

All types out there Elara.... just because girls are generally not as open about it as guys sre... don't mean they dont want it

It could also make her wet as a creek because she does infact want to get physical with the jigolo ;)

All types out there Elara.... just because girls are generally not as open about it as guys sre... don't mean they dont want it

Erm, did you not read my last post? I don't know what she wants, but he sure as hell ought to consider both options, and not make assumptions about anything, or someone's going to get burned.

In this case, you probably do not have to lick it before you stick it. ;)

You might want to get a nice bottle of wine though to welcome her back.

You might want to get a nice bottle of wine though to welcome her back.

Two questions

1) Isn't that gonna hurt her?

2) Why not just use the tallywacker... more gratification?

:D

lets see some pics of this chick. i wanna see how hot she is if she is making you all nervous like this

pack her fudge!

Well, like Elara said, she may or may not "want you" but if you like her, goodluck!

yeah don't show elara the pictures,show the rest of us them.


wait--- you want to see pictures of Gigolo Jason??

I think a good face painting is in order! :D

Gigolo... when you see her...before you even say anything just pull "it" out and report back to us :D

Found a picture of her for you. Did she say anything about borrowing your car battery and a dog leash?

she looks like a total dude

LMAO

Thank you all for your kind words of encouragement.

She will be here around three so I will need to clean the "love shack" before she arrives, and get a hair cut.

For this evenings activities, I have a nice bottle of pouilly fuisse (sp?) and reservations at the local comedy club here in H-town. It should be fun.

Wish me luck boys because like they say in the military, it's not to try but to do or die.

Hope she doesn't frequent the rx8club.com.

And you have a problem with being taken advantage of? Go for it, enjoy....May you walk bowlegged for weeks...:)

She just got here, I will report back later.

Why are my windows rattling? :)

i bet he is hitting it right now.... Boo--yaaaa :p

Too much anticipation and stress. This could end early with a shot across the bow.

sometime its nice just to do a bit of face painting. :D

Hmm. 24 hours since our last report. He's either got a lot of stamina or she killed him.

Will I hit it or will she hit me?


Either way, you win.

Hmm. 24 hours since our last report. He's either got a lot of stamina or she killed him.

I think the black widow did him in. Don't black widows have sex with their mates then kill them? Or was that a tarantula?

I wonder if the Gigolo somehow made this girl very very upset years ago for some reason, and a smoldering anger built up over the years. She, determined to seek revenge, joined the military and trained in the special forces, with particular attention to interrogation/torture techniques. She knew that he would be an easy target, with only a simple message relayed through a friend all that would be required to snare him. Are his Gigolo days now over?

Or maybe he's just still hitting it. :)

My 6th sense says she cut it off so that he can never use it again.

How about cut it off and save it for later

I think he is just toying with us...

hmmm...better yet...they are still together, and he is drunk from all the sex.

We need an update...

Update:

<As the gigolo comes up for air Monday morning>

The weekend has been a sucessful one. She is asleep at the moment and I am off to the office for a few hours this morning in an attempt to get some work done before returning home to continue the wanton erotic marathon. :)

Atta Boy!

You aren't playing hooky? It can't be THAT good then. :p Oh and what ^^ he said.

You aren't playing hooky? It can't be THAT good then. :p Oh and what ^^ he said.

I'm the boss, all I am able to get away with was half a day. Everything falls apart if I don't show up.

I have to say I'm curious, is she as good looking as you remember?

Congrats man...i guess it worked out for you.

pictures....we need pictures!!

Update:

<As the gigolo comes up for air Monday morning>

The weekend has been a sucessful one. She is asleep at the moment and I am off to the office for a few hours this morning in an attempt to get some work done before returning home to continue the wanton erotic marathon. :)

Doesn't get any better than that!

Yeah, we need pictures...unless you have pictures, this is only a really good story...albeit a story good enough for 5 pages of at-a-boys.

If she has butterface or summerteeth, we are all going to hunt you down.

he shoots... he scores! yay!! atta kid..