I am going away in a few days to a romantic getaway and want to make sure everything is perfect. I sometime think my gf does not enjoy my darting tongue and wheezing noises when I kiss her. What would you say is a proper kiss? Should I be gentle or try to suck her tonsils out?

try to sweep her throat with your tongue

Depends on what she's into. I think generally you start out gentle, then slowly move into sucking her tonsils out is how it works. :D

stick your tongue out and put it between her cheeks :D

Don't sit on her.

try nibbling on her ear lobe some women like that but only when you're not hungry.

definitely dont clean her teeth with your tongue

definitely dont clean her teeth with your tongue
Tickle the roof of her mouth with your tounge. That gets 'em everytime. :p

flatso, you are truly one of a kind. :)

Try "Show me what you like".

Learn to breathe through your nose.

Sometimes you need to breathe through your ears, but that comes later :D

Try not to say "I feel like eating some bacon" afterwards. It only leads to awkwardness. Trustme.

Tell her if you don't want me sticking my tounge in your mouth i have something else i can I can stick in there. It will make us both happy, or at least one of us!

definitely dont clean her teeth with your tongue
Damn you Feras. You found my work car. :D

If you don't know how to kiss your GF by now.... Give me her number.. i'll show you! :D

The art of the kiss, in six easy steps:

1. Relax your lips and tongue.
2. Gently, move your tongue between her lips and give her a chance to react.
3. Don't roll your tongue around in her mouth like it was a dental probe.
4. Move around on her lips like they were petals on a delicate flower to start.
5. Give her a chance to become more aggressive/passionate as you sweetly offer your tongue
6. DO NOT dart your tongue rapidly in and out.

Be sure to brush your teeth or use a breath mint, never start kissing the mouth kiss her neck, nibble on her ear and then when its time to kiss, shes gonna want some tongue action.