I agree with what rotarypower said, this site needs more threads. Anyway, I'm a big fan of awful movies so I'll just post about that. I recently saw "King Solomon's Mines" on HBO several days ago. Anyone who has seen this knows it's an Indiana Jones knockoff but it is just so fn funny cause it's so bad! What's so bad about it? Well it feels like I'm watching a National Geographic African Tour '85 special as the characters visit what seems like hundreds of African tribes, including one that swings from vines upside down! If that isn't enough there's gay Nazis! A huge spider that doesn't do anything! An underwater paper mache dinosaur! PEOPLE EXPLODING IN LAVA! This movie is like Raiders and Temple of Doom rolled into one huge ball of crap! It's great! What's even better is that this spawned a sequel (Allan Quatermain and the Lost City of Gold) that has the love child of Gene and Richard Simmons, a young Elvira and PLASTIC BATS ON STRINGS! Rent these now!

eyes wide shut-- the only tom cruise movie i will never ever see again-- the only movie i ever walked out of the theater on

hehe, cool thread.:cool: I am going to have to say any one of those crappy pornos that come on cinemax. Jesus h. Christ those are bad. I mean come on, a planet of the apes porno.

Well pornos are always bad cause they're not made to be serious or get the plot over, they're just made for the action, BABEE! The best, worst movies are always the ones where the director sets out with a vision to make something really good but fails miserably instead. The worst movie I have ever seen is "Feeders", which has to have a budget that rivals the cost of a lunch at any high school in America. This also happens to be one of my favorite movies of all time cause it's just so ridiculous. You can see a review for it here: <a href ="http://www.somethingawful.com/articles.php?a=171" target = new> Feeders</a>

I kid you not. 'WINTER KILL.'
Its a cheesy 'Texas Chainsaw' wannabe.
My daughter is in it so I had to see it at the theatre when it came out.
It was actually on satellite last week.
Seen 'Eyes wide shut'. Seen 'Plan9'.
THIS is, by far, the woist.
Best part is my Pathfinder starring as the cop car at the end.
(Pathfinder copcar?)
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Dont tell her I said so.
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MRocks, there is nothing wrong with a little action now is there;) But I digress, since you indeed like cheesy movies, you must rember this one. I think the name of it was "ravaged" or something like that. It was about a group of dudes running around the woods eating eachother so they could gain eachother's powers. Should have been named "when Donner parties go bad" or something, but man was it one of the finer C- movies I have ever seen.

lol... sad

We are forgetting Glitter. It was in the out for like 1 week.

ding ding ding, we have a winner. RotorGeek has just offically picked the worst movie of all time. You have just won an all expense paid trip to the hawaiian isle of your choice, where you will spend 4 days 3 nights in the beautiful bayside resort, sipping on drinks and thanking Mariah Carey for being the complete assclown she is.

Man, not too many "USA Up All Niters" eh?!

5 words: "Killer Clowns from Outer Space"

What other movie has a murderous clowns, cotton candy cocoons and exploding clown noses that explode with popcorn.

On the other hand, a sad movie would be Arnold Schwarzenegger's "Hercules in New York" or "Pumping Iron".

Alex

Originally posted by billdo
ding ding ding, we have a winner. RotorGeek has just offically picked the worst movie of all time. You have just won an all expense paid trip to the hawaiian isle of your choice, where you will spend 4 days 3 nights in the beautiful bayside resort, sipping on drinks and thanking Mariah Carey for being the complete assclown she is.

I thought it was funny as hell when she had a "nervous "breakdown when the movie can out. I guess she saw what a piece of $hit movie she made

Yea man, you didn't know about that. She flipped out right after seeing a sneak preview of her movie. Sad part is she wasn't the only one either, why do you think they pulled the movie so quickly. The government saw the horrendus effects the movie had on people, so they had to shut it down. But dont feel sorry for her, the movie is still in use. How do you think we took baghdad so quickly.

Originally posted by billdo
Yea man, you didn't know about that. She flipped out right after seeing a sneak preview of her movie. Sad part is she wasn't the only one either, why do you think they pulled the moive so quickly. The government saw the horrendus effects the movie had on people, so they had to shut it down. But dont feel sorry for her, the moive is still in use. How do you think we took baghdad so quickly.

LMAO Thats just too funny

Originally posted by billdo
Yea man, you didn't know about that. She flipped out right after seeing a sneak preview of her movie. Sad part is she wasn't the only one either, why do you think they pulled the moive so quickly. The government saw the horrendus effects the movie had on people, so they had to shut it down. But dont feel sorry for her, the moive is still in use. How do you think we took baghdad so quickly. the thought sends chills down my spine :(

Yup, all those Iraqis weren't looting, they were destroying all of the theaters so they wouldn't have to watch that crap anymore.

wow it's all starting to make sense.....

Plan 9 From Outer Space (http://www.bmoviecentral.com/bmoviecentral/reviews/Plan%209%20From%20Outer%20Space.html) - Ed Wood's tour de force. Ya gotta love a movie that uses the same two chairs and a wall as an aircraft cockpit, suburban living room, back porch, and spaceship interior. (Did I miss any? :) ) Favourite quote: "He's dead. Murdered. And somebody's responsible."

Running a close second: Robot Monster (http://www.bmoviecentral.com/bmoviecentral/reviews/Robot%20Monster.html), another B-movie gem from the 50's, with the title character ("Ro-Man") played by a guy in a gorilla suit with a paper-mache space helmet. Favourite quote: "I must, yet I cannot."

Did anybody else's girlfriend force him to watch "Crossroads"; that Brittney Spears travesty? I didn't even get to watch the opening scene with her bouncing around in her bra! I was pissed!

All about my mother, by Pedro Almadova.
It's stars penelope Cruz before she was hot. It's all about lesbians, transvestites and nuns. The most confusing film ever.

Second for me would be Moulin Rouge. Dad and I watched the first five minutes than realised how crap it was and we turned it off.

Also most Steven Segal MOvies.

KISS are cool! Gene Simmons is cool!

Sorority babes at the Slimeball Bowlarama - this was not a porn movie, but with that title, it should have been.

Everybody Says I Love You - borrowed from the Library by my wife (thank god she didn't rent it). This "film" is a Woody Allen musical/romanctic comedy with some pretty familiar names - Drew Barrymore, Goldie Hawn, Alan Alda, and Natalie Portman. We watched the about 20 minutes and had to turn it off!

Damn, I just got to work and I see this thread blew up! :D
I actually had the pleasure of seeing Crossroads, and by choice too! It was on Showtime about a month ago and I wanted to see it cause I heard so many bad things about it.

Here's a movie no one mentioned yet, Manos: The Hands of Fate! It's constantly floating around the top 10 of the top 100 worst movies lists on the IMDB. Here's a bit of trivia too. After this movie came out and after being such an embarrassment 3 of the actors in the movie committed suicide! I've seen the Mystery Science Theater version of this movie and that helped it move along a little but otherwise it's so painful!

Freddy got Fingered

Pootie Tang

Originally posted by pmacwill
Freddy got Fingered

Pootie Tang


Cmon I love Freddy got fingered.

Some of my favorite "worst", in no particular order:

--Spaceship (starring Leslie Nielson & Cindy Williams)

--Cobra vs. Ninja

--Dunyayi Kurtaran Adam (The Man Who Saved The World) aka "The Turkish Star Wars"

Originally posted by RX-3_13B_Tommo
Second for me would be Moulin Rouge. Dad and I watched the first five minutes than realised how crap it was and we turned it off.I have to disagree with your choice. I, like you, thought the first 20 minutes of the movie were like a really bad MTV video. Nothing made sense and I couldn't care less about the characters. But we held out. Then the peices starting falling into place and midway through the movie we were totally hooked. My Ex and I saw it probably 10 times.

Maybe we fell hard for it because it forshadowed the breakup of our relationship. But I think you have to give a movie more than 5 minutes to know how bad or good it is.

I agree. Freddy got fingered.. That movie was just painful to watch.

RotaryStalker

Originally posted by RX-3_13B_Tommo
Second for me would be Moulin Rouge. Dad and I watched the first five minutes than realised how crap it was and we turned it off.Yeah, I have to agree with you on that one. I sat through the whole mess that was Moulin Rouge - a frontal lobotomy would have been more enjoyable.

Originally posted by eccles
Yeah, I have to agree with you on that one. I sat through the whole mess that was Moulin Rouge - a frontal lobotomy would have been more enjoyable.

yes, wholeheartedly: what a serious piece of shit (which won awards??? god... what BS).

anyways, gotta disagree with Eyes Wide Shut, i definitely think it has its very high points.

also, i must say that Freddy Got Fingered was only a complete failure because of Rip Torn: that moron ruined the entire movie... Tom Green was unbelievable...
it's true some of his gags were pretty crappy, and the stupid f*cking editor (that obviously doens't understand Tom's comedy AT ALL) cut the cheese-helmet scene in leiu of that trite salami bit... but how can you top "Daddy, would you like some sausage?"
:D

"The Turkish Starwars", eh?? that sounds horrendous evel333 :D

Originally posted by wakeech

"The Turkish Starwars", eh?? that sounds horrendous evel333 :D
You bet it is, wakeech!

Ah, the memories of my first time watching that mess. One of the best "bad movie nights" ever. (yes, we have those every now and then) View at your own risk! (^_^)

Basically, it's a very, very...VERY low budget Turkish action/martial-arts flick that (at the beginning only) "borrows" space battle scenes from Star Wars: A New Hope and features music from Indiana Jones and Battlestar Galactica for it's more rousing moments throughout.

I have to throw out Collateral Damage as my pick. It is the only movie that I couldn't at least suffer through to the end. Kind of like it was just good enough so that I couldn't laugh at it, but so bad that I couldn't watch it. Now, with lowered production values, it could have been a real gem. :)

biker boyz

good god that has terrifying

The English Patient (yeah I know it own a bunch of Oscars, but sitting through that movie was sheer torture). Funny, I love Lawrence of Arabia, though.

attack of the killer tomatoes

Pootie sucked big time. left after watching it for 10 minutes.

Zoolander was bad. Was forced to watch the whole movie.

Almost died watching cable guy.

I haven't seen either of these, but one day I will so that I can reset my baseline for all other movies:

Battlefield Earth

Master of Disguise

Has anyone seen either, or even heard of someone that did.

Battlefield Earth is laughingly bad. It's worth catching on cable just to look at such an expensive train wreck disaster of a movie.

RotaryStalker

Originally posted by RotaryStalker
Battlefield Earth is laughingly bad. It's worth catching on cable just to look at such an expensive train wreck disaster of a movie.

RotaryStalker

And can you believe Travolta is actually considering making the sequel? I guess that's true devotion to one's religion (for those that don't know, Battlefield Earth was written by L. Ron Hubbard, the founder of Scientology, of which JT is a devout member).

How can you not like Battlefield Earth?! The main character's name is Johnny Goodboy for chrissakes! Actually, I haven't seen the whole thing, the dialog was so ridiculous for me to sit through.

What about that madonna movie. i forgot what its called...Swept Away?

Yea, I think that movie won like 9 Razzie awards this year.

The Fast and the Furious

I'll go for the tired but true joke about Fast & the Furious: I liked it better when it was called Point Break.

Battlefield earth is worth watching once because it so bad its funny.

However the worst movie that i have ever seen had to be the remake of mchales navy. This comedy just wasnt funny. I was terrible. I saw it in the budget movie theater and paid 75 cents to see it and felt horribly ripped off. I came in the movie excited to see it because of some of the big names in it. (Tom Arnold, Bruce Cambel, that black guy whos name i cannot remember, that guy who always plays evil guys with forgein accents) anyways that is easily the worst movie i have ever seen. Simply because it was so bad it WASNT funny.

Battlefield Earth is up there with the worst of em... I would have to say some of the worst movies I have seen would be:

Battlefield Earth
Karate Kid 4? (The one with the girl instead of Daniel-Son)
Shall we dance? (Japanese w/ english sub titles, rented by accident)
The genie movie with Shaq... oh God was that bad...
Last action hero

A view from the top........ EVERYTHING else was sold out or playing to late...... way to passionate about fight antedating.......mike Myers was funny though.... gf and me fell asleep and were woken up by the staff

I thought I would dredge up this ANCIENT thread (fascinating read from this temporal prospective) in expectation (Oct 21) of one movie with one name that should count itself lucky to get one star.

DOOM

Is the title predictive of The Rock’s career?

I thought I would dredge up this ANCIENT thread (fascinating read from this temporal prospective) in expectation (Oct 21) of one movie with one name that should count itself lucky to get one star.

DOOM

Is the title predictive of The Rock’s career?

Doom is a great game. The movie will be a success if it reaches half the popularity that the game did.

Doom is a great game. The movie will be a success if it reaches half the popularity that the game did.
hows the robotics been treating you :D

DOOM! can not be any worse than "Battlefield Earth"

Worst movie EVER!

jaws 3

Doom is a great game. The movie will be a success if it reaches half the popularity that the game did.Yes it was. I spent many a late night in the computer lab playing DOOM DM (was it Doom II? I dont remember; 1994) when I should have been working on some random paper. I recently bought DOOM III but was disappointed. Anyway, movies based on games generally arent very good, so Doom takes a hit there. And Doom didnt have a story like tomb raider. Finally, the trailer suggests a FPS perspective throughout the movie. That just seems like a recipe for bringing up the JuJuBees! For a FPS perspective, I will play an FPS.

DOOM! can not be any worse than "Battlefield Earth"

Worst movie EVER!yeah, your right. Cant get worse than that. Was that even a movie? More like a midevil torture device

Unfortunately it was a movie, and I hope you didn't spend money on it in the theater.

I saw it on HBO and have been trying to get my 1 hour and 45 minutes back ever since.

Unfortunately it was a movie, and I hope you didn't spend money on it in the theater.

I saw it on HBO and have been trying to get my 1 hour and 45 minutes back ever since.LOL!

I actually did pay for some of it (blockbuster). But, that night, the STOP button was put to good use.

hows the robotics been treating you :D

Been good, havent been back since Rita hit, they havent called me. ( I am enjoying the time off)


Am I the only one who enjoyed Battlefield Earth? I wonder if I am even thinking of the same movie, but yea, it had Travolta in it.

How about The House of the Dead? Also, Eight-Legged freaks (I can't believe I paid to see both of those), ALONE IN THE DARK(Lord), and don't forget House of Wax.

How was eight-legged freaks? Was it really that bad? No campy fun?

Gigli anyone?

Wanna talk bad movies?

Lets talk:
Blair Witch Project
House of Sand and Fog
A day without a Mexican

I actually appretiated the effort made by the BWP. It was not good, but it had a flair about it that got through. They almost pulled it off (that is almost pulled off a good movie, they did pull off a multi-million dollar "heist")

Kingsly didn't do it for you? I didnt see that one.

What is a day without a Mexican?

Hmmm. Bad movies..... The Adventures Of Pluto Nash, Barb Wire (was on TV tonight!), The English Patient (DIE ALREADY!!!!!!)

I actually appretiated the effort made by the BWP. It was not good, but it had a flair about it that got through. They almost pulled it off (that is almost pulled off a good movie, they did pull off a multi-million dollar "heist")

Kingsly didn't do it for you? I didnt see that one.

What is a day without a Mexican?

Hmmm. Bad movies..... The Adventures Of Pluto Nash, Barb Wire (was on TV tonight!), The English Patient (DIE ALREADY!!!!!!)

Umm, lets see. House of sand and Fog. Woman gets evicted from her house for non payment. Hard working indian man buys house cheap, renovates and treis to sell for more. Woman finds out and wants her house back, screws a cop, who in turn kills indian's son. BORING!

A Day without a Mexican. California is surrounded by some mysterious fog that no one can go through to leave the state. Suddenly everyone of Mexican decent begins to disappear, leaving white and black folks miseralbe because now they have to do their own yards, work their own farms, cook their own food and clean their own homes. F^&#IN rediculous.

Rushmore

A Day without a Mexican. California is surrounded by some mysterious fog that no one can go through to leave the state. Suddenly everyone of Mexican decent begins to disappear, leaving white and black folks miseralbe because now they have to do their own yards, work their own farms, cook their own food and clean their own homes. F^&#IN rediculous.Wow. That classifies as one f'ed up film.

How can you not like Battlefield Earth?! The main character's name is Johnny Goodboy for chrissakes! Actually, I haven't seen the whole thing, the dialog was so ridiculous for me to sit through.

I passed on the movie. God I hated myself for having read the book. (It was the only reading material at hand.) That Hubbard character suffered from writer's diarrhea.

OK. Who here will 'fess up to reading the entire 10 volume Mission Earth series?

I read book Nine. I dont know why. I still have it, I think if you want it!

Nobody mentioned Anaconda, or Turbulence? This isn't a thread without them.

^^^Watched those, promptly forgot them...until now. thanks. :)

ARMAGEDDON? Worst movie that almost made me cry!!

The reason I went to see it was campy fun, but too bad for me, I found none. David Arquete is EVIL. And usually not funny. Gigli. I'd almost purged that from my memory. Fast and the Furious was pretty bad. They should have showed what would really have happened to 3 2700 lb. cars that tried to hijack a 55,000 lb. semi. Uh, hello, AAA? We need three charred wrecks hauled away...

I know its a kids movie, but the trailer alone is so friggin stupid, I cant bring myself to even allow my kids to watch such a waste.

And that movie is?
The Adventures of Shark Boy and Lava Girl

As for kid movies, how a/b that Spykids garbage? Did anyone see Space Truckers? I sure wish I hadn't. Any movie by Full Moon Pictures will ensure crapulent hilarity. They make horror films. The horror is that they got the money to make them.





You watched it! You can't un-watch it!

I killed another thread of this type by posting my two picks. I guess no one survived watching them. They are:

Maniac. Absolutely goofy movie by the guy who also did "Reefer Madness." You could get away with nudity in 1934 if you added a socially redeeming discourse on weird shit.

http://www.stomptokyo.com/badmoviereport/pics/M/34maniac5.jpg

And The Pit of Bloody Horror (1965) Set in a castle owned by the bodybuilder who was married to Jane Mansfield. Some models and photographers show up and decide the police don't need to be notified about such things as one of their party getting killed on a torture device.



http://www.thespinningimage.co.uk/cultfilms/images/18.jpg

And how could I forget the one, the only ...

Reptilicus

http://www.jabootu.com/images/repcartoon.jpg

Giant prehistoric monster attacks Denmark for a light snack.

Here is my short list...and I'm pretty easy going with movies:

(1) Sense and sensibility (nearly put me in a coma)
(2) Torque (OH GOD was it bad)

1. one hour photo
2. zoolander

Wow....i've gone though most of this thread and have barely seen any of these movies...I think I have a good spidey sense as to which to avoid.

I did unfortunately experience Eyes Wide Shut though.......uuuugh

moulin rouge !!!!!!!!!!!!!!



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Problem was I was stuck on a plane when they were showing it. :mad:

moulin rouge !!!!!!!!!!!!!!



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Problem was I was stuck on a plane when they were showing it. :mad:

OH GOD I FORGOT ABOUT THAT GARBAGE!!!!!!!

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaa

repressed memories flooding back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

and the real problem is my gf loves it

I agree, Torque was pretty bad.

And I dont think I ever watched any of those No More Oldsmobiles.

Yes...Torque was REAL BAD and stupid and crappy and fake and bad lines and bad acting...and....it's just pure GARBAGE! I demanded back the few hours of my life from the friend who brought it to watch...lol.

anyone for terminal velocity? the flick about the airplane that gets highjacked or some crap..ugh...awful and not even fun to make fun of. also any move starring "pop artists" like the spice girls flick, the britney crap, the madonna crap, the mariah crap...all crap crap crap crap I tell you :D

moulin rouge !!!!!!!!!!!!!!



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Problem was I was stuck on a plane when they were showing it. :mad:

Hmm, I actually do like Moulin Rouge. If you have any bit of a "hopeless romantic" side, then you would identify with the characters in this movie. I also think the movie was tastefully, and artfully executed. Bravo to the actors, because I dont think I could have held a straight face singing some of those songs.

Titanic

How the hell you can stretch a F'ing boat sinking into a 4 hour movie that makes you want to try and gouge your eyeballs out with a spoon just to get that horrible piece of shit movie out of your head.

I actually didn't mind Moulin Rouge too much, actually kinda liked it, and I LOVE Zoolander!! but titanic was awful...

I actually didn't mind Moulin Rouge too much, actually kinda liked it, and I LOVE Zoolander!! but titanic was awful...


...its not mermaid.....its merMAN!!! :D

Hmm, I actually do like Moulin Rouge. If you have any bit of a "hopeless romantic" side, then you would identify with the characters in this movie. I also think the movie was tastefully, and artfully executed. Bravo to the actors, because I dont think I could have held a straight face singing some of those songs.



don;t let your Texas neighbors know you liked Moulin Rouge.....I think that's grounds for a hangin' in Texas!! :D

And I dont think I ever watched any of those No More Oldsmobiles.
If you like "so bad they're good" movies, these are classics. (They're not "so bad they're painful" movies.)

...its not mermaid.....its merMAN!!! :D

but why male models?????!

................................are you serious???? I just told you........

:D :D :D :D

don;t let your Texas neighbors know you liked Moulin Rouge.....I think that's grounds for a hangin' in Texas!! :D

I stand by my decision, hanging or not.

If its got the tag "An Original SciFi Channel Movie", it's probably a good bet to be in the running with most of what's already been mentioned here.

If its got the tag "An Original SciFi Channel Movie", it's probably a good bet to be in the running with most of what's already been mentioned here.
I agree all of those movies are horrible, mosquito being the worst I think maybe the snakehead fish one, although battlestar galatica is excellent.