thoughts please

wear it inside out - now the pleasure is all yours!

I want my baby back baby back baby back...

She already got one of our ribs. :D

We all know where his thoughts are, either burgers or girls. He's talking about either a condom or his tongue. Ah Flatso, go for that new burger and let us know how your ribs reacted to that.

I tried putting a condom on my tounge.. it tastes ICKY!

Guess what? The McRib is coming back to McDonald's for a limited time.

LOL LOL You were trying to give double pleasure then. LOL

Guess what? The McRib is coming back to McDonald's for a limited time.
It always comes back for a limited time. They do that with a lot of sandiwiches/other food items. If you ever have any McDonald's questions, believe me, I'm the one to ask.

I tried putting a condom on my tounge.. it tastes ICKY!

Yikes

I tried putting a condom on my tounge.. it tastes ICKY!


Read the instructions first.

I bought that kind. It comes in a green box. The ribbed part is the same but it is a little thicker. So much more safer for breakage

I tried putting a condom on my tounge.. it tastes ICKY!

was it lubricated or coated with spermicide?

Nynoxyl nine tastes like ASS

i'll take your word for it! :D

It always comes back for a limited time. They do that with a lot of sandiwiches/other food items. If you ever have any McDonald's questions, believe me, I'm the one to ask.I love mystery meat being pressed into recognizable shapes such as "ribes".

Last time I was in Singapore, they had a McPepper burger. It was basically a double meat patty that had a TON of pepper inside and out of the meat. It definitely earned the pepper title.

I tried putting a condom on my tounge.. it tastes ICKY!

Dude...You don't put it on your tounge, you put it on USING your tounge :p ....(Whew men what silly creatures) ;)

If I could do that, I wouldn't need a condom OR a woman =D

Dude...You don't put it on your tounge, you put it on USING your tounge :p ....(Whew men what silly creatures) ;)

Dude...You don't put it on your tounge, you put it on USING your tounge ....(Whew men what silly creatures)

Ummm.... I take it your speaking about the woman putting it on the guy right? if not refer to guys response. :p

You guys are friggin' hilarious.

1) why, why, why, why, WHY did you taste it?

2) did you still use it afterwards?

They make cherry flavored condoms you know!

You guys are friggin' hilarious.

1) why, why, why, why, WHY did you taste it?

2) did you still use it afterwards?

It always comes back for a limited time. They do that with a lot of sandiwiches/other food items. If you ever have any McDonald's questions, believe me, I'm the one to ask.

When will they bring back the McDLT? I loved that burger.

You guys are friggin' hilarious.

1) why, why, why, why, WHY did you taste it?

It wouldn't be very decent to ask a woman to taste something you haven't tasted yourself, imo.
:o

I tried putting a condom on my tounge.. it tastes ICKY!

was there a penis in that condom?

LOL

When will they bring back the McDLT? I loved that burger.
Never. That's why they have the Big n' Tasty. ;)

Don't get jelous ;D

was there a penis in that condom?

Never. That's why they have the Big n' Tasty. ;)
bu t the big n' tasty is not very tasty!. At least we still have the fila 'o fish....The fish itself is tasteless, just a delevery system for the tarter sauce...but it sure is good.

bu t the big n' tasty is not very tasty!. At least we still have the fila 'o fish....The fish itself is tasteless, just a delevery system for the tarter sauce...but it sure is good.
I worked at McDonald's when I was 14. They had the McDLT at the time and whenever I was on break I would make myself one with two pieces of meat on the hot side, and like ten pieces of cheese on the cold side. It was quite good. I also liked making a Big Mac using the Quarter Pounder/McDLT meat. I asked someone to make me a Big Mac that way once and they just looked at me with a disgusted look and said "Ewww, No!" So I "accidentally" spilled my chocolate milkshake on their register. I got another milkshake, and they got to clean off their register.

I worked at McDonald's when I was 14. They had the McDLT at the time and whenever I was on break I would make myself one with two pieces of meat on the hot side, and like ten pieces of cheese on the cold side. It was quite good. I also liked making a Big Mac using the Quarter Pounder/McDLT meat. I asked someone to make me a Big Mac that way once and they just looked at me with a disgusted look and said "Ewww, No!" So I "accidentally" spilled my chocolate milkshake on their register. I got another milkshake, and they got to clean off their register.
That's not very nice, but maybe deserved :p. As a McDonald's employee(work for my dad), all we could do is clean it up. If you wanted to, at my father's store, we could make you big macs with quarter meat, but we'd have to charge you for a double quarter pounder :( .

That's not very nice, but maybe deserved :p. As a McDonald's employee(work for my dad), all we could do is clean it up. If you wanted to, at my father's store, we could make you big macs with quarter meat, but we'd have to charge you for a double quarter pounder :( . She was a bitch who got what was coming to her (for other things that I won't get into). I'll only add that I was only 17 and it was a stupid highschool melodrama thing.

As for the Big Mac w/ 1/4 meat for the price of a Double 1/4, I'd take that action. :D

She was a bitch who got what was coming to her (for other things that I won't get into). I was only 17 and it was a stupid highschool melodrama thing.

As for the Big Mac w/ 1/4 meat for the price of a Double 1/4, I'd take that action. :D
I've never tried it, but we have sold it before. We can do some interesting things with food at McDonalds. We make "grilled cheese" for kids who don't like hamburgers, some people ask for the chicken selects on a sandwich as well as other weird food combos. At most fast food places, so long as the manager is reasonable, they will work with what you want, it will earn you a customer. As for the teenage melodrama, I love it, it was the most wonderful part of high school! :D

I worked at McDonald's when I was 14. They had the McDLT at the time and whenever I was on break I would make myself one with two pieces of meat on the hot side, and like ten pieces of cheese on the cold side. It was quite good.

I recommend you schedule a visit with a cardiologist in the near future.

I recommend you schedule a visit with a cardiologist in the near future.
I have nothing to worry about. My heart is good and strong and my cholesterol is a nice 131. Strong hearts and good cholesterol runs in my family. Joint problems and diabetes will eventually be the bane of my existence. ;)

Nynoxyl nine tastes like ASS

don't lie, ass tastes much better than spermacide.

don't lie, ass tastes much better than spermacide.


And you know this how?

Actually, it depends on the ass! :p

don't lie, ass tastes much better than spermacide.