After getting the crap kicked out of you by the other members you would have to stick you finger in my belly button swirl it around and then lick it.

Ladies will have to sleep with everyone and then your in.

Edit: and by sleeping I meant that you have to sleep with us and put up with our farting and belching and stuff...no contact.

Republican Loungers would have to paint "I VOTED FOR KERRY!" on their foreheads in Winning Blue touch-up paint and wear it for a week.

Dems must do same for BUSH in Velocity Red.

Republican Loungers would have to paint "I VOTED FOR KERRY!" on their foreheads in Winning Blue touch-up paint and wear it for a week.

Dems must do same for BUSH in Velocity Red.


Oh man, thats like asking flatso to go on the atkins diet :D

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Oh man, thats like asking flatso to go on the atkins diet :D

Initiants would be forced to drive around town with the back doors open.

all members would have to flood their 8 and then try to get it started. failure to do so would result in being kicked out of the club.

I would have to get with Morgan and WildOne.

You all would have to be tased by me. hahahaha

You all would have to be tased by me. hahahaha

lol.... they got you guys on the taser??? LOL

They haven't hit me with it yet. I go next month for my turn. I can't wait. <<<<sarcasim :D

On a serious note...maybe a rotary exam showing basic understanding of rotary engine and maintenance techniques? I still want to see an 8 with chrome spinner hubcaps. And as for the taser issue, I had a friend that carried a 100,000 volt(if I remeber correctly) taser for personal protection and would come over and party, as we were all about to pass out we would hear the zapping sound and fight sleep. We knew the first one to fall asleep was going to be victim #1

Republican Loungers would have to paint "I VOTED FOR KERRY!" on their foreheads in Winning Blue touch-up paint and wear it for a week.

That does it, Im selling the 8 and getting a 350Z :p

I think they should have to change the stock yellow corners to clear corners in less than half an hour.

Give me $100. :)

Make the rev buzzer go off in every gear consecutively!

I say since the RX-8 is so slow, initiates should have to drag race and lose to every riced Civic, that way all us owners can be put in our place according to the rest of the car community.

Then afterwards drowning our sorrows in beer to deal with the suffering and humiliation of owning a such a slow car.

I still want to see an 8 with chrome spinner hubcaps.

Well, still haven't seen that (not sure I want to!!!), but if you come to my town, I will show you just about every other car with them on from Escalades to Neons. Although, it is much more fun to guess which wheel(s) will not be spinning when they take off. Usually it is 3 outta 4.

I could not resist it......But please do not take me literally.(heavy sarcasm)

You have to light a fart with the exhaust flames from the RX-8.

better yet.... suck start your car :D

Stay in a garage for 10 minutes with all the doors closed after shutting off the car.

0-100-0 in less than 20 seconds