Don Vito
11-04-2004, 01:54 PM
Abbid stop making threads, next thing you know, he will make a thread asking us what kind of toilet paper we use or he will make a thread about his toenail.
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View Full Version : Abbid stop making threads Don Vito 11-04-2004, 01:54 PM Abbid stop making threads, next thing you know, he will make a thread asking us what kind of toilet paper we use or he will make a thread about his toenail. Meowloud 11-04-2004, 01:56 PM I use Scot Tissue. I like it rough :D Actually, that prissy paper just rolls up and falls apart :p MadRonin 11-04-2004, 01:58 PM I use Scot Tissue. I like it rough :D Actually, that prissy paper just rolls up and falls apart :p I'm a Quiltted Northern man, myself. It does the job just right. ;) Gigolo Jason 11-04-2004, 01:59 PM Soft and fluffy for me. All toilet paper should be quilted two ply. :) eskimo 11-04-2004, 02:03 PM Brawny Paper Towels. Or leaves when I'm in the woods. Damn you guys WTF :D BRx8 11-04-2004, 02:16 PM i use my hands and i don't wash it afterwards...i like to do it jungle style TODreamer 11-04-2004, 02:37 PM For some reason my Toenails hardly grow..... only need to cut them like maybe once or twice a year.. and even then I can only take off a millimeter :D Don Vito 11-04-2004, 02:39 PM Bah x 100 + 10 x ! Nubo 11-04-2004, 02:46 PM Women are the TP buyers so the manufacturers are always frantic about "absorbency". Men don't give a damn about absorbency. We care about poke-through resistance, anti-shred capability and scouring capacity. If Men bought the TP it would be made out of burlap. rx-cars_rock 11-04-2004, 02:46 PM I think flatso needs some competition. MadRonin 11-04-2004, 02:48 PM Women are the TP buyers so the manufacturers are always frantic about "absorbency". Men don't give a damn about absorbency. We care about poke-through resistance, anti-shred capability and scouring capacity. If Men bought the TP it would be made out of burlap. Speak for yourself. I have a sensitive heiny. The softer the better. :p Meowloud 11-04-2004, 02:51 PM Women are the TP buyers so the manufacturers are always frantic about "absorbency". Men don't give a damn about absorbency. We care about poke-through resistance, anti-shred capability and scouring capacity. If Men bought the TP it would be made out of burlap. According to your observation... that makes me a man ("it's a man.. baby, YEAH!!") :D Kari 11-04-2004, 02:57 PM I buy what's cheapest that day. :D Has to be double roll though. :p Wankeler 11-04-2004, 02:58 PM I like Charmin... their current commercials has finally answered my question. Q: "Do bears shit in the woods?" A: Yes! and they use Charmin! apaul 11-04-2004, 10:13 PM Costco Kirkland .. 2-ply-and each roll comes individually gift wrapped for that special someone :) magixpuma 11-04-2004, 10:33 PM hell no i need a steel mush i hate the soft almost afriad u poke through or it shreds on my ass. rev-2-9k 11-04-2004, 10:38 PM Toilet paper? I use my left hand. Japan8 11-04-2004, 11:21 PM Soft and fluffy for me. All toilet paper should be quilted two ply. :) Most definitely! Unforunately my wife doesn't think so. The cheapest is best for her... she only buys if it works out so that 1 roll costs x amount. At least I got her to always buy 2 ply. My damn college only had single ply... thank God when I moved off campus! Xyntax 11-05-2004, 01:29 AM Do any of you ever clean your heiny with soap and water and not just paper? Donvito, nazis in this forum cannot stop members from posting whatever they want. But good luck on your quest though! NavyDood 11-05-2004, 08:44 AM Geez ppl, consume the RDA in Fiber and you will have less problems. :D Oh and it's a preventative measure against colon cancer. :) Meowloud 11-05-2004, 08:57 AM : Aratinga 11-05-2004, 09:03 AM Geez ppl, consume the RDA in Fiber and you will have less problems. :D Oh and it's a preventative measure against colon cancer. :) They don't give you toilet paper in the Navy?! eskimo 11-05-2004, 09:09 AM If I get any more Moral Fiber I'll be constipated. Jeffjett 11-05-2004, 09:09 AM They don't give you toilet paper in the Navy?! Naw, they use sand paper, or steel wool. NavyDood 11-05-2004, 07:31 PM Naw we just rub our butts across the lawn like a dog. :eek: Yeah they get the good ol sandpaper toilet paper. Owwwwwieeeeeee. WildOne 11-05-2004, 10:26 PM Do any of you ever clean your heiny with soap and water and not just paper? Donvito, nazis in this forum cannot stop members from posting whatever they want. But good luck on your quest though! Do baby wipes count? HottRx8Girl 02-22-2005, 04:16 PM bump. Air Force RX8 02-22-2005, 08:14 PM Crap...this was supposed to be about Abbid not posting crap, now it is about what to do afterwards. Not too soft and not too much lint...makes for "Clingons" around Uranus! Ajax 02-22-2005, 08:38 PM i braided my ass hair into an inpenetrable and inescapable fortress.. MazdaManiac 02-22-2005, 08:40 PM I have a magic toenail! :D (http://www.mazdamaniac.com/mp3/magictoenail.mp3) MedicineMan 02-22-2005, 08:48 PM Brak Rox!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :d MazdaManiac 02-22-2005, 09:07 PM Brak Rox!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :d Why, yes. Yes he does. I love Brak (http://www.mazdamaniac.com/mp3/braklove.mp3). Brak is my hero. I want to be like Brak. Brak likes beans (http://www.mazdamaniac.com/mp3/brakbeans.mp3) and so do I. Brak likes girls (http://www.mazdamaniac.com/mp3/brakgirls.mp3) and so do I. I want to be like Brak. nomopistons 02-22-2005, 10:22 PM If it is really cheap toilet paper, I start with the paper and finish with my fingernails :eek: rudy8 02-22-2005, 10:37 PM toilet paper? dont shit and you wont need it. btw, my wife wonders why i am so tense |