guy321
11-03-2004, 01:58 PM
Should I tie my left shoe first, or my right? I'm 5'9 165 lbs and right handed. I have all my fingers and toes and a mole on my right buttock.
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View Full Version : Need advice!!!? guy321 11-03-2004, 01:58 PM Should I tie my left shoe first, or my right? I'm 5'9 165 lbs and right handed. I have all my fingers and toes and a mole on my right buttock. Cattywampus 11-03-2004, 02:00 PM wear sandels Icemastr 11-03-2004, 02:01 PM Leave them tied all the time so you can just slip them on without tieing them. Meowloud 11-03-2004, 02:02 PM Go barefoot and pregnant. 8's enough 11-03-2004, 02:03 PM always tie your right 1 fisrt ,then you start the day off on the right track. fluque 11-03-2004, 02:03 PM For a minute I thought this was one of Flatso's threads guy321 11-03-2004, 02:05 PM I have no one to impregnate me! Go barefoot and pregnant. Aratinga 11-03-2004, 02:07 PM If the process of tying your shoes is giving you this much grief, I have one word for you: VELCRO. Oh, and get that mole on your butt removed! Their instinct is to burrow -- they put gerbils to shame. Optitron 11-03-2004, 02:08 PM I have no one to impregnate me! Is that an offer? guy321 11-03-2004, 02:09 PM My athletic shoes have velcro AND laces!! :( If the process of tying your shoes is giving you this much grief, I have one word for you: VELCRO. Oh, and get that mole on your butt removed! Their instinct is to burrow -- they put gerbils to shame. Cattywampus 11-03-2004, 02:10 PM Is that an offer? Is this an offer :D guy321 11-03-2004, 02:11 PM I offered for Meow to impregnate me.. not YOU ;p Is that an offer? Optitron 11-03-2004, 02:13 PM I offered for Meow to impregnate me.. not YOU ;p Just checkin. Tie the left with your right toe and the right with the mole. guy321 11-03-2004, 02:17 PM THat will get me pregnant?? Just checkin. Tie the left with your right toe and the right with the mole. Cattywampus 11-03-2004, 02:18 PM I offered for Meow to impregnate me.. not YOU ;p But that would mean she would have to impregnate you in the bu.......eewww...with her vaseli......eewww. Tighten up :D :D guy321 11-03-2004, 02:19 PM Eh, not that way.. I think you can do it with a voodoo doll and a pack of rice-o-roni! But that would mean she would have to impregnate you in the bu.......eewww...with her vaseli......eewww. Tighten up :D :D Kari 11-03-2004, 02:52 PM One word: Sandles ;) Gigolo Jason 11-03-2004, 02:54 PM Velcro is your friend. WildOne 11-03-2004, 03:00 PM But that would mean she would have to impregnate you in the bu.......eewww...with her vaseli......eewww. Tighten up :D :D I heard that vasoline is only good for the door handle anywhere else it may cause an infection.......eeeeeeeewwwwwww BRx8 11-03-2004, 03:05 PM speaking of vaseline, why do you even need shoes when you're just getting your fudge packed all day by HiTMaNN? worse case scenario, have him carry you on his penis Cattywampus 11-03-2004, 03:08 PM One word: Sandles ;) I already said that. But I spelt it wrong :D So credit to you :p guy321 11-03-2004, 03:24 PM Ok, I velcroed a can of vaseline to my head.. as instructed in this thread.. but my shoes are still untied! apaul 11-03-2004, 04:02 PM Loafer!! Um, mistake, I meant loafers. :D |