View Full Version : Need advice!!!?


guy321
11-03-2004, 01:58 PM
Should I tie my left shoe first, or my right? I'm 5'9 165 lbs and right handed. I have all my fingers and toes and a mole on my right buttock.

Cattywampus
11-03-2004, 02:00 PM
wear sandels

Icemastr
11-03-2004, 02:01 PM
Leave them tied all the time so you can just slip them on without tieing them.

Meowloud
11-03-2004, 02:02 PM
Go barefoot and pregnant.

8's enough
11-03-2004, 02:03 PM
always tie your right 1 fisrt ,then you start the day off on the right track.

fluque
11-03-2004, 02:03 PM
For a minute I thought this was one of Flatso's threads

guy321
11-03-2004, 02:05 PM
I have no one to impregnate me!

Go barefoot and pregnant.

Aratinga
11-03-2004, 02:07 PM
If the process of tying your shoes is giving you this much grief, I have one word for you:

VELCRO.

Oh, and get that mole on your butt removed! Their instinct is to burrow -- they put gerbils to shame.

Optitron
11-03-2004, 02:08 PM
I have no one to impregnate me!

Is that an offer?

guy321
11-03-2004, 02:09 PM
My athletic shoes have velcro AND laces!! :(

If the process of tying your shoes is giving you this much grief, I have one word for you:

VELCRO.

Oh, and get that mole on your butt removed! Their instinct is to burrow -- they put gerbils to shame.

Cattywampus
11-03-2004, 02:10 PM
Is that an offer?
Is this an offer :D

guy321
11-03-2004, 02:11 PM
I offered for Meow to impregnate me.. not YOU ;p

Is that an offer?

Optitron
11-03-2004, 02:13 PM
I offered for Meow to impregnate me.. not YOU ;p

Just checkin.

Tie the left with your right toe and the right with the mole.

guy321
11-03-2004, 02:17 PM
THat will get me pregnant??

Just checkin.

Tie the left with your right toe and the right with the mole.

Cattywampus
11-03-2004, 02:18 PM
I offered for Meow to impregnate me.. not YOU ;p
But that would mean she would have to impregnate you in the bu.......eewww...with her vaseli......eewww. Tighten up :D :D

guy321
11-03-2004, 02:19 PM
Eh, not that way.. I think you can do it with a voodoo doll and a pack of rice-o-roni!

But that would mean she would have to impregnate you in the bu.......eewww...with her vaseli......eewww. Tighten up :D :D

Kari
11-03-2004, 02:52 PM
One word: Sandles

;)

Gigolo Jason
11-03-2004, 02:54 PM
Velcro is your friend.

WildOne
11-03-2004, 03:00 PM
But that would mean she would have to impregnate you in the bu.......eewww...with her vaseli......eewww. Tighten up :D :D

I heard that vasoline is only good for the door handle anywhere else it may cause an infection.......eeeeeeeewwwwwww

BRx8
11-03-2004, 03:05 PM
speaking of vaseline, why do you even need shoes when you're just getting your fudge packed all day by HiTMaNN?

worse case scenario, have him carry you on his penis

Cattywampus
11-03-2004, 03:08 PM
One word: Sandles

;)
I already said that. But I spelt it wrong :D So credit to you :p

guy321
11-03-2004, 03:24 PM
Ok, I velcroed a can of vaseline to my head.. as instructed in this thread.. but my shoes are still untied!

apaul
11-03-2004, 04:02 PM
Loafer!! Um, mistake, I meant loafers. :D