http://www.deathclock.com/

my girlfriend swears she is going to die when she is 30. Weirdo

http://www.deathclock.com/


hey freak, get on aim before you die, i have official chicago meet business to discuss with you!

YOU have plenty of time!!!!

Monday, April 26, 2010 Thanks for the depressing thought dude.

I have 6 years to live??? My BMI is 24 and I don't smoke! WTH?!

mine was 22 AND i smoke and drink...must just be my superior genes

Kool i got till 2070 I will be 95.

BMI is body mass index. It's your height to weight ratio sorta. Mine is 28 cause I'm a fatass. Anyway, I'm going to die in 27 years. Wee~

Oh well, that gives me over 800million seconds to drive my car, better make it count. :D

Mine is >=45 (BMI is bullshit, btw) and I'm supposed to die in 2065, making me 91. Of course, I'm being optimistic. ;) :D

No one else is living for just 6 years?? !

My BMI is 22 sometimes also.. My weight fluctuates by 10 lbs ALOT.

SWEET! I'm going to be old and decrepit :D
Wednesday, March 6, 2075 !!!!!!!!!!!

i'll be 66, i think that's pretty young...i'd like to die in the 70 range

I'd be happy as a mushroom in bullshit to live another 40 years. :D

66 is older than 37 :p


i'll be 66, i think that's pretty young...i'd like to die in the 70 range

Any BMI under 25 is all the same anyway!

mine was 22 AND i smoke and drink...must just be my superior genes

so i still don't get how you got 6 years? you must have put "sadistic" in there...everyone knows sadists die young!

Sounds like most people here are choosing "Optimistic". Try "Normal" so we are all on the same page. I'm dying in 2047......

Thursday, May 14, 2054
I lose 9 years if I change my BMI from <,24 to >45. Who wants to live in the 50's anyways, Im going to get supersized!

Thanks for the tip!! I had fliupped mine to sadistic by accident :D

Friday, April 26, 2047

Sounds like most people here are choosing "Optimistic". Try "Normal" so we are all on the same page. I'm dying in 2047......

LOL its all mumbo jumbo and just for fun. We have no control on the final fate date anyway so live and enjoy life! buy 7 RX-8s so you have have one everyday of the week!! Be sure you can pay for them cause you don't want to leave the bill to others in your family or do you? We should be thankful today at this very hour we are top side!

Monday, September 7, 2076 yay...but boo to dying a month and ten days before my birthday

btw notice how the clock runs down faster than 1 second per second

btw notice how the clock runs down faster than 1 second per second

yea you're right...i put the Windows clock up next to it and the Deathclock is a little bit faster...i think Death is getting a little anxious

At least I get to die in June, when the ground is warm. Mmmmmm. Comfy. :p

You're going to be rotten and stinky!

At least I get to die in June, when the ground is warm. Mmmmmm. Comfy. :p

You're going to be rotten and stinky!

i figured it out why you're going to die in 6 years!

1) Gonnorhea
2) when WOW comes out, you'll be back on your ice cream/beer diet for months
3) smegma

This was a good diet! I lost alot of weight. Then the spam/beer diet balances it out with muscle!

i figured it out why you're going to die in 6 years

2) when WOW comes out, you'll be back on your ice cream/beer diet for months

Your Personal Day of Death is...
Friday, October 11, 2058


73 here..

Set to 'normal', it's March 10th, 2040. That would make me 66. Genetically that's not likely. Every male who died a natural death in my family has lived to be at least 75.

Ironically enough, I entered my mother's DOB and used 'sadistic' and 'smoker' and the supposed DOD was just two months off from her actual DOD.

i want to be cremated when i die and my ashes taken into space and spread all over the galaxy...if that's too grandeur then at least the ocean :)

You're going to be rotten and stinky!

I prefer to think of it as "Gettin' down and Funky"

edit: Someone please log me off...... :eek:

MY day of death is November 19, 2069. I'll be 86. Why does it have to be a little over a month before my birthday??? Oh well. At least my body will be kept nice and fresh until spring. That is, if I want to be buried. I definitely don't want my gooey bodily fluids/organs sucked out and replaced with fake preserving crap and then have makeup caked on me. Too creepy.

Saturday, April 29, 2056

74 years old

Monday, January 15, 2035

fing mondays! why cant i die on a saturday? wait -im gonna die at 67? wtf!!:(

Wednesday, January 15, 2042

hell if i cut out the smoking i get 7 more years to 74 but i still die on Jan 15th:(

but if i change my attitude to optimistic i get to live to 97 on

Saturday, March 14, 2065

much Better:) i guess i have to be optimistic from now on :) :D

I prefer to think of it as "Gettin' down and Funky"

edit: Someone please log me off...... :eek:


Ha! Who are you --Dwight Eisenhower! :D

Jan 17, 2071. I can look forward to experiencing a long and wonderful life! Wonder how many rotary cars I will have had by then.

Shit, I'm already dead.

Shit, I'm already dead.

But your Sarcophagus is really cool :D

Actually it said December 2037 or something like that. I'm going to need a few years to build a rotary powered tomb.

Hummmmm!

Mine says I'm gonna kick the bucket 7 November 2057.

I live to be over 100 Whoo hoo!

:cool:

i put normal and will die at 73, put optimistic and will die at 96 :p

mine said 70 years old...there is no way i am living to be 70. I cant see making it to 30...i am 27 now. I am quite sure i am going to die in a firey crash

Well, I was making it to 2080, but I hit it more than once and I just keep getting younger and younger when I die...down to 2066. How I lost 14 years with a click of a button is beyond me!!! I am not sure that I would want to live to be 104 anyway.

August 11, 2024.......I'll be 45. Oh well, that's 10 years longer than I thought I'd live. Rock on!

My Uncle knew the year, month, hour, and minute he was going to die.




Yeah , The judge told him.

2055.... wonder if i'll see flying cars....