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rjacobs
09-16-2004, 08:00 PM
I just had a great idea for a new invention for the computer. It is a spell checker, but what it will do is make sure what you type does not appear to be giberish (I think I need a spell check on that word). I just read this on a nother post on this site.

"....y u bought 8?? it's not s2000 or.. mr-s? hum.... I don't know wat are u thinking at least i know u don't like ur 8!!! I feel sorry about her.. cuz u don't love her!! T T
"

Here is what my program would turn that pile of dog feces into.

"Why did you buy your 8? It is not an S2000 or MR-S? Hum? I do not know what you are thinking. At least I know you do not like your 8. I feel sorry for her because you dont love her."

Who else wants to help me develop this thing. I think I will call it Literacy-Check.

guy321
09-16-2004, 08:02 PM
this is like DVD nav, I hate it.. pretty soon people's typing will degenerate to 3 random letter combinations and you'll have to rewrite your code :p

rjacobs
09-16-2004, 08:10 PM
yea, but my product will be like microsoft's. It will cost 200 bucks and you will have to download updates all the time and every year we will offer a huge update that screws the whole thing up. Then every two years we will come out with a new one that doesnt do anything any better than the old one and it will cost 225 bucks.

guy321
09-16-2004, 08:12 PM
im not worried about upgrading your software, im worried about downgrading the mental capacity of the human race :p

thew
10-02-2004, 04:22 PM
i love it :)