So, i've been getting Maxim for about a year now.. on a 3 year subscription. I get this basically just to keep up to date with all the other guys and what they are reading..

Well, so far i've found..

THIS MAGAZINE IS TOTAL CRAP!!!!! It MUST be edited by a 3 year old with ADHD!! There's no substance to this magazine, just a few 1/2 naked chicks and ALOT of random thougts.. I CANT EVEN FIND A SEMI INTERESTING STORY IN EACH ISSUE!!!

At least if the women were nude it would be more interesting..

Crap Crap Crap

I love their jokes. This one is for Morgan..... :D

A guy goes into a store and tells the clerk, “I’d like some Polish sausage.”

The clerk looks at him and says, “Are you Polish?”

The guy, clearly offended, says, “Well, yes I am. But let me ask you something. If I had asked for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian? Or if I had asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German? Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish? Or if I had asked for a taco would you ask if I was Mexican? Would ya, huh? Would ya?”

The clerk says, “Well, no.”

With deep self-righteous indignation, the guy says, “Well, alright then, why did you ask me if I’m Polish just because I ask for Polish sausage?”

The clerk replies, “Because this is Home Depot.”



http://www.maximonline.com/jokes/archive_Foreigners_1.html

And one more for our Canadian friends. I cannot stop laughing, my chest hurts!!!!!

Two Canadians are sitting in a bar getting bored, so they decide to play twenty questions. The first Canadian tries to think of a subject for his friend to guess and, after a little pondering, comes up with "moose cock." He tells his friend he’s ready to play.

"OK," says the second Canadian. "Is it something good to eat?"

The first Canadian thinks for a moment, then laughs and replies, "Sure, I guess you could eat it."

The second Canadian says, "Is it a moose cock?"

Thanks for proving my point :p

Yup, ur 2 old. :p

-I think its just the magazine that's old, its basically the same stuff again and again. (and all the cool stories probably came out all over the internet 2 weeks ago) I pretty read the jokes and look at all the cool junk that's coming out in the back section of the magazine. But the girls are always nice. :D

Eh, Cosmo is the same :(

HOME DEPOT! Thats hilarious

Guy, I'm also about your age and yes do think that Maxim is getting old. I have yet to renew my subscription which I probably won't.
I'll just pick up issues here and there from the stand IF the cover girl is worth any.
I also find myself enjoying their jokes from time to time.

Guy, I'm also about your age and yes do think that Maxim is getting old. I have yet to renew my subscription which I probably won't.
I'll just pick up issues here and there from the stand IF the cover girl is worth any.
I also find myself enjoying their jokes from time to time.

-although, if you look hard enough online, you can get maxim for free. I get maxim, stuff, fhm, blender, gamepro, all for free. :D Those magazines aren't bad at all if you don't pay for them. :D


where you ask?

www.anandtech.com

check in the freebies section of the forums, there's free magazine subscriptions from time to time.

and

www.spoofee.com

has them on the front sometimes.

you are too old and we want to see pics of your roomate!

So, i've been getting Maxim for about a year now.. on a 3 year subscription. I get this basically just to keep up to date with all the other guys and what they are reading..

Well, so far i've found..

THIS MAGAZINE IS TOTAL CRAP!!!!! It MUST be edited by a 3 year old with ADHD!! There's no substance to this magazine, just a few 1/2 naked chicks and ALOT of random thougts.. I CANT EVEN FIND A SEMI INTERESTING STORY IN EACH ISSUE!!!

At least if the women were nude it would be more interesting..

Crap Crap Crap

Oh yea, I have a 22 y/o female exotic dancer living with me now :/

Try reading Playboy, it'll make you feel better. It appears to be written for misogynistic males who have no clue what a bad photochop job is. That "amazing" playboy writing that's so legendary? Sucks ass, they can't form complete sentences. And they're so biased towards women being cute little homemakers with barbie bodies it's not funny.

You know what is really good though? Men's Health!! I love reading it- great pictures of (semi) real women, awesome sex and relationship tips, and even recipes. I never would have guessed till a friend brought me a copy to show my husband- now we're both addicted.

Actually, I do get Mens Health. It's always been my favorite. I've had a subscription to it for years, and It has alot of the information I want to see.

ITry reading Playboy, it'll make you feel better. It appears to be written for misogynistic males who have no clue what a bad photochop job is. That "amazing" playboy writing that's so legendary? Sucks ass, they can't form complete sentences. And they're so biased towards women being cute little homemakers with barbie bodies it's not funny.

You know what is really good though? Men's Health!! I love reading it- great pictures of (semi) real women, awesome sex and relationship tips, and even recipes. I never would have guessed till a friend brought me a copy to show my husband- now we're both addicted.

I cant stand media that is geared towards the "average man".... they are so retarded. All I do is just shake my head.

Who gets Playboy for the articles anyway? I only look at the pics.

Try reading Playboy, it'll make you feel better. It appears to be written for misogynistic males who have no clue what a bad photochop job is. That "amazing" playboy writing that's so legendary? Sucks ass, they can't form complete sentences. And they're so biased towards women being cute little homemakers with barbie bodies it's not funny.

You know what is really good though? Men's Health!! I love reading it- great pictures of (semi) real women, awesome sex and relationship tips, and even recipes. I never would have guessed till a friend brought me a copy to show my husband- now we're both addicted.

Why don't Pollocks eat pickles?








They can't get their heads in the jar!

My wife bought me what seems to be a never ending subscription to Maxim. It was fine for me when it first came out, but I'm with Guy on the crap part. Why is it they will say "Fuck", but won't show naked chicks?:rolleyes:

They just got a new editor, maybe it will get better....or not. :(

I read FHM, but only because my sisters were in 2 issues and last year's calendar.

yeah maxim sucks except the hot chicks in there... same goes for FHM... the hot chicks... ajax's sisters....

Car and Driver, now that's some fine bathroom reading!

Car and Driver, now that's some fine bathroom reading!
I just take my laptop into the bathroom. Wireless networking rules.

I just take my laptop into the bathroom. Wireless networking rules.

guess where am i posting from :eek:

Oddly enough, I'm almost missing something in this joke.
All of the Home Depots I've been to actually sell Polish sausages at the entrance...

I love their jokes. This one is for Morgan..... :D

A guy goes into a store and tells the clerk, “I’d like some Polish sausage.”

The clerk looks at him and says, “Are you Polish?”

The guy, clearly offended, says, “Well, yes I am. But let me ask you something. If I had asked for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian? Or if I had asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German? Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish? Or if I had asked for a taco would you ask if I was Mexican? Would ya, huh? Would ya?”

The clerk says, “Well, no.”

With deep self-righteous indignation, the guy says, “Well, alright then, why did you ask me if I’m Polish just because I ask for Polish sausage?”

The clerk replies, “Because this is Home Depot.”

http://www.maximonline.com/jokes/archive_Foreigners_1.html